Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 870478 times)

valley_parade · « **Reply #2000 on:** 17 Jan 2009, 22:27 »

SPAAAAARE CHANNNNNNGE

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2001 on:** 17 Jan 2009, 22:28 »

I'm not actually drunk in any way. I am giddy with excitement over seeing the snow falling from the fucking sky though.

valley_parade · « **Reply #2002 on:** 17 Jan 2009, 22:29 »

Jimmy is wicked sober get out of this thread dude.

Oli · « **Reply #2003 on:** 17 Jan 2009, 22:32 »

oh man I am pretty drunk.

Tonight I made friends with a lady and I got her number and we kissed maybe a little. This is good news.
Although I seem to have developed a twitch with my left eye - man what do you call that flap of skn that moves when you blink? Fuck knows, but that is where the twitch is - and it is kind of weird because I have never had a twitch before and I don't really know how to deal with this shit. Do I see a doctor?

Whatevs.

Oli · « **Reply #2004 on:** 17 Jan 2009, 22:32 »

Oh man shane you are such a dick.

(<3 <3)

0bsessions · « **Reply #2005 on:** 17 Jan 2009, 22:33 »

Per Eeds, because she doesn't understand the internet:

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Trust me I am not sober. I just took a cab ride back after dancing and making out with the old guy who was incharge of teh karaoke at the karaoke bar.

He was kinda cute for an old karaoke guy.

Should I call The Chef back?

also, I WON karaoke, just for the record.

SIlly Eed.

And fuck you, Oli, for fucking up our rythm. You threw off the emperor's groove.

valley_parade · « **Reply #2006 on:** 17 Jan 2009, 23:51 »

Quote from: pen on 17 Jan 2009, 22:25

e doing karaoke here and it's gona be great and hooray!

LIAAAAAAR.

Oli · « **Reply #2007 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 06:44 »

It's called an eyelid.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2008 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 08:44 »

Eat more potassium. I sometimes get that if I haven't eaten Bananas/Potatoes in a while.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #2009 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 09:30 »

guys i think i might be slightly hung over and that is a rare thing for me because normally i don't drink with the intention of getting sooooooo wasted.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2010 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 21:14 »

I am not really smashed in any way but I am slowly enjoying a Summit Extra Pale Ale, which seems to be the only kind of beer we have in the house at the moment.

Ballard · « **Reply #2011 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 21:26 »

As per usual I am never online when I'm drinking.

Last night was fucking rad. Had some beer, some Gosling's, and smoked pot for the first time.

Then made out with a cute girl. Life is good!

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2012 on:** 18 Jan 2009, 21:30 »

Shit I am really tired or something, because I just finished my Summit and I am suddenly really fucking out of it. This is not a usual occurrence, as I have a pretty good tolerance for alcohol, being 6'3" 165.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2013 on:** 19 Jan 2009, 20:52 »

I smoked some good stuff from a bong with snow added in. Then drank some beer that tasted like fitness water. We had an almost snowball fight, ultimately called off because one participant couldn't find his coat.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #2014 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 08:55 »

Who is toasting to Obama right now?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2015 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 16:52 »

Hell yes

Obama!

And I'm from the UK

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2016 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 16:53 »

I will drink to that. Heres to the future, whatever it holds.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2017 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 20:24 »

Sorry for the double post, but I have been drinking somewhat heavily and am now ludicrously happy to see everyone, how are we all?

Liz · « **Reply #2018 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 00:01 »

DRUNK THREAD.

This is the first time I have ever posted in you NOT SOBER.

GUYS I am not sober. I am not really drunk either but I am buzzing something fierce and HOLY FUCK I have been missing out on this over the past few years and now I am going to turn into an alcoholic and just drink amaretto sours all the time because they are DELICIOUS.

Malibu and pineapple: good enough
Cranberry vodka: not so much
Pineapple upside-down cake: FUCK YES

Ohhhh god I need to drink some water and eat a bagel.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2019 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 05:42 »

I have drinken many sours, but an amaretto is not one of them and they sound pretty good. I will make sure to keep an eye out.

Also shit I went drinking again to see off my lovely friends who're going to America (please be kind to them, Americans) and ran into my brother. It was kinda weird since my brother and I neve see each other scocially or you know, talk, so we made conversation and stuff. and there was two of my ex girlfriends there and shit fuck when did my ex girlfriends start going to the same places or know each other. Now that I think about it, it was like someone actually planned the perfect awkward evening for me or something. Anyways, g'night drunk thread.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #2020 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 07:12 »

Quote from: Jeans on 22 Jan 2009, 06:19

*Pops collar*

Liz · « **Reply #2021 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 07:53 »

Quote from: Jeans on 22 Jan 2009, 06:19

I have been waiting for this post for so long.

Jens. Jens Jens Jens. I feel like you are planning something nefarious and I don't know how that makes me feel.

Slick · « **Reply #2022 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 09:34 »

Liz get ready to make a whole bunch of decisions you will regret.

Liz · « **Reply #2023 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 10:11 »

I don't think I will be doing that.

Well, I didn't think I would be doing what I did last night for a long time so I guess I don't know what I am doing anymore.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2024 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 10:19 »

and a whole load of others you will treasure.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2025 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 10:24 »

This is the greatets thread in the qworld

And now I'm going back to the party cos just typing these two sentencdes has taken like half anh hour

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2026 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 10:25 »

Damn that was a sad post, I just realisd

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2027 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 20:40 »

I feel like a dinosaur. In space. A Space Dinosaur

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Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2028 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 21:08 »

You were so not drunk when you posted that

Or you are the greatest drunken ascii artist the world has ever seen

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2029 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 21:14 »

Quote from: Siibillam-Law

You were so not drunk when you posted that

Correct, sah. I ~~was~~ am weightless.
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Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2030 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 21:21 »

Ascii is so much cooler with dinosaur heads

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2031 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 21:33 »

Weeeeee threee Coronas in a short period of time. I am actually not drunk. But I am most definitely not sober. I have a very potent little buzz going, and I am going to go enjoy it soon.

Sometime, when there is not snow on the ground, I am going to go for a late night bicycle ride, especially since I now have my fixie!

Dollface · « **Reply #2032 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 08:09 »

My big sis dog is try to eat my leg...

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2033 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 08:58 »

I hear that

negative creep · « **Reply #2034 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 20:15 »

you know that thing when you have to keep one of your eyes closed to actually see the computer screen thingie? yeah, i'm that drunk. that thing happens when your friends decide they are too weak for their drinks. In their defence: the drinks were really strong. i drank them. now i'm ~~drank~~ drunk.THAT'S HOW THINGS HAPPEN.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2035 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 20:28 »

I am drinking a nice smooth white wine but there were no wine glasses so I'm having it out of a normal glass and I feel pretty lame.

negative creep · « **Reply #2036 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 20:40 »

you shouldn't. it doesn't really matter.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2037 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 21:24 »

Man drink it out of the bottle

De_El · « **Reply #2038 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 23:26 »

Took some shots, then.

Man,
on that seventh hit from the bowl, the world BENDED

supersheep · « **Reply #2039 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 07:38 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 23 Jan 2009, 20:40

I feel like a dinosaur. In space. A Space Dinosaur

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Why has no-one mentioned how bloody awesome this is? Quoted for AWESOME.

eddie · « **Reply #2040 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 07:46 »

Quote from: Jeans on 25 Jan 2009, 04:56

I was smashed out of my mind last night. It was fucking awful. The only thing I really remember is lying next to a toilet thinking "I don't need this." When I woke up the next day, some fucker had stolen all my whisky and fucked around on my face with a sharpie.

So, uh, I guess I will not be going to a class party any time soon again.

You were probably the fucker who stole all your whisky

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #2041 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 07:56 »

Ugghhhh, damn you boxed wine. My head hurts so much right now, and you made me have the WEIRDEST dreams.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2042 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 07:58 »

Ahhhh wine, the real reason I didn't drink before whisky.

I have been pretty much drunk for the past few days, house parties and going out= bad combo. I am now sitting in my bed, reading a book on the fourth crusade before I go out again tonight.

Wish me luck, I may not make it back alive.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2043 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 08:45 »

Too sick to go out last weekend, working all this weekend, got next weekend off but no-ones doing anything. Oh and I'm working tomorrow (Australia day).

:/

Liz · « **Reply #2044 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 08:49 »

Quote from: Jeans on 25 Jan 2009, 04:56

I was smashed out of my mind last night. It was fucking awful. The only thing I really remember is lying next to a toilet thinking "I don't need this." When I woke up the next day, some fucker had stolen all my whisky and fucked around on my face with a sharpie.

So, uh, I guess I will not be going to a class party any time soon again.

Oh Jens. You really are a special creature.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2045 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 08:49 »

Quote from: Jeans on 25 Jan 2009, 07:42

Oh and at the party there was a dude who wanted me to hang out on monday, smoke pot and watch Tarkovsky movies. I am not sure how I feel about this.

To me this would be the best day ever. I did it with Stalker, and that was a totally fucking sweet day.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2046 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 09:18 »

Tell him when you're available and that you have never smoked pot before, he'll probably understand.

Gilead · « **Reply #2047 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 04:42 »

We went to our friend Lachlan's birthday party/australia day party and rocked out hard, apparently I won 'best mingler of all time' award, also I got in trouble for rounding third base in plain sight by his swimming pool.

It was a good party.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2048 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 08:03 »

Certainly sounds like it

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2049 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 17:42 »

have just been on a very enlightening evening and had a lot to drink, also watching bill bailey at this level of drink is stupidly funny "the eyes in the walrus go round and round".

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