Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 870272 times)

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #2050 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 18:17 »

i made pina coladas! they turned out decent!
this is sort of an accomplishment for me because i don't usually bother making mixed drinks when beer is available.

i am...not anywhere near drunk...like really, not even tipsy, so i sort of feel like a poser posting here right now but i just felt like bragging about my skillz. haha.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2051 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 21:04 »

Oh man skating on our shoes stoned on an icy parking lot is the bomb.

Runner4406pack · « **Reply #2052 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 22:59 »

Drunken conversations with a roommate about a roommate's inability to only think with the head in his pants instead of the head on his shoulders are rough...I need another drink! (P.S. It took me four times of re-reading this to get everything correct!)

Cheers to gin!

Iron_Fist · « **Reply #2053 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 11:10 »

Definitely over a year of absence... And still this thread remains. I guess you guys surely like your inebriation.

Slick · « **Reply #2054 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 12:20 »

It makes teh continuation of our existence all the more bearable.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2055 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 12:33 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 29 Jan 2009, 21:04

Oh man skating on our shoes stoned on an icy parking lot is the bomb.

man, saying "the bomb" is the bomb

Slick · « **Reply #2056 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 12:37 »

8===D ~~~ ???

phooey · « **Reply #2057 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 12:39 »

I think tonight I will get drunk and play some Zelda

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2058 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 12:41 »

I posted that before I got sore from the impact of falling on my ass.

Ow.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2059 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 18:55 »

Social Bacon · « **Reply #2060 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 00:42 »

DISCO KEGGER

est · « **Reply #2061 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:19 »

I just drank some of the foulest-tasting absinthe I have ever been stupid enough to put into my mouth. I am considering washing it out with a chocolate martini which is basically just vodka flavoured with creme de cacao.

Yessssssss.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2062 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:27 »

Do it, it definetly won't be something you regret tomorrow.

Also, how can absinthe taste foul? Is it the black absinthe or the green?

est · « **Reply #2063 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:35 »

Green. I had it straight. It's 70% stuff and tastes diff to the stuff I normally drink.

est · « **Reply #2064 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:35 »

Operation drink chocolate martinis is GO

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2065 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:38 »

mmmmmmm, the good stuff.

Sorry I generally like the green absinthe myself. Hmmmm, that sounds faintly worrying, maybe you got the wrong stuff and have been drinking cunningly disguised fairy liquid? Either that or you have got the now banned stuff, which is more potent than normal absinthe.

Good luck with the operation.

De_El · « **Reply #2066 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 17:44 »

Well that was the worst. I started drinking stupidly early last night, and was put to bed well before midnight by well-meaning friends and cohorts. I slept on and off until 5:30 PM and I am still hung over.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2067 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 17:55 »

Sounds like a good day, then

Gurkburk · « **Reply #2068 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 18:31 »

I was about to post in some threads but then I realized I was too drunk so I decided to post in this thread instead so hells yeah!

Also completely not unrelated whiskey dick is the worst thing.

And I had a good night and all but what the fuck people if you're a stripper and dance for people for money please don't hit on me because while I consider myself a pretty open person I don't like the thought of making out with a girl who rubs her ass on sad guys faces for work so there.

And if you're that cute girl with short hair stop just staring at me at the bar and fucking man up and come talk to me because I really don't like doing all the work.

Hey!

Ballard · « **Reply #2069 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 20:20 »

Quote from: Sam on 19 Jan 2009, 18:28

wait what gene you did not before?

Smoke? Nope, I just never got around to it until now.

Freshman year I was a pussy and turned down free weed plenty of times. Then I dated a girl for almost a year who used to be a pothead and then stopped completely and became really against it. I was really whipped so I listened to her and turned down free weed plenty of times.

Emaline · « **Reply #2070 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 01:23 »

So continuing on my trend of I have absolutely no friends and not a single person in the world cares about me, I am really drunk. By myself of course.

And its 3 in the morning, and I am loudly singing mother fucking Bright eyes. I am pathetic.

And I can't remember the last time I was thsi depressed. I mean, today has been: clean the kitchen, cry, find a bottle of wine, cry, drink, cry drink cry drink. I've taken 6 showers today.I'm not sure what to do with myself. I've been painting and working with wire for the past hour. Maybe I'll make something nice? Probably not. It'll all be a waste. Of time, and wire and paint and paper and money. And I am sitting on the floor, and I can't stand up and I'm afraid to even try.

I mean....

Uh..

Lols drnuk hahaha

Right?

Gurkburk · « **Reply #2071 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 03:47 »

Hangovers are the worst thing.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2072 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 05:40 »

I went out to a pub in Charing Cross to see a friend play some music. I did not know Charing Cross existed before now. A very attractive girl who worked at the bar just sat herself down once she had a break and chatted to me for a while. Can girls sense when you've just come out of a long relationship? I swear I've been hit on more times in the last week than the last three years combined. Maybe I'm exuding some kinda "Look At Me I'm Single" pheromone. Hmm.

Ballard · « **Reply #2073 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 18:35 »

Man it's usually the other way around for me.

When I'm taken I exude a confidence that escapes me when I'm single. I am much more comfortable and bold talking to girls because of the fact that nothing is likely to happen between us.

As soon as I am single and on the market, all of this fades away and the bunch of ladies who seemed to be into me yesterday just disappear into thin air.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #2074 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 23:14 »

Man what the hell this thread is dropping way too far down on the list. I am bumping it because I am drunk.

According to legitimate scientific research, (read in Psychology Today, the least legitimate scientific magazine out there), people who are having sex secrete more pheromones, making them more attractive to other potential mates. So that theoretically explains why some people get hit on more when they are in a steady relationship.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2075 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 17:40 »

I am utterly drunk and utterly angry and upset. No clue as to why, but well I want to say hello and wish everyone a good time.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2076 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 17:46 »

DRunk Drunk Drunk, Surf yeah

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2077 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 17:48 »

don't worry too much abour it, don't surf at this sort of drunk.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2078 on:** 06 Feb 2009, 08:11 »

i have been drunk for more hours than i've been sober this week. i missed binge drinking so much.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2079 on:** 06 Feb 2009, 18:23 »

Quote from: Emaline on 01 Feb 2009, 01:23

So continuing on my trend of I have absolutely no friends and not a single person in the world cares about me, I am really drunk. By myself of course.

And its 3 in the morning, and I am loudly singing mother fucking Bright eyes. I am pathetic.

And I can't remember the last time I was thsi depressed. I mean, today has been: clean the kitchen, cry, find a bottle of wine, cry, drink, cry drink cry drink. I've taken 6 showers today.I'm not sure what to do with myself. I've been painting and working with wire for the past hour. Maybe I'll make something nice? Probably not. It'll all be a waste. Of time, and wire and paint and paper and money. And I am sitting on the floor, and I can't stand up and I'm afraid to even try.

I mean....

Uh..

Lols drnuk hahaha

Right?

You remind me so much of my best friend that it's almost scary.

Also, somebody just pushed me off a couch and i faceplanted the floor so hard that it hurt regardless of the fact that I am drunk. According to the sober girl in the house, my face is somewhat swollen. I am concerned. At least it's not bleeding, I guess.

turnipsquid · « **Reply #2080 on:** 07 Feb 2009, 00:03 »

I starting singing Hot'n'cold a few minutes ago - when I start singing Top 40, I know I'm drunk.

lawlz

De_El · « **Reply #2081 on:** 07 Feb 2009, 00:48 »

Had a drunken conversation with Willy the Robot who described a short story of his in his best Johnny Depp's Hunter S. Thompson and I knew it was a good night. Still, having had an extended and convoluted conversation about American social mores and sexuality, I was disheartened not to have gotten any.

snalin · « **Reply #2082 on:** 07 Feb 2009, 02:17 »

Beer, cider, tequila shots and some liquor I stole from people who had left.

Last night was a good night. I woke up thinking that I should make a "YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE HUNG OV... (ah my head!)"-thread. But what the hell.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2083 on:** 07 Feb 2009, 03:37 »

Tea!

It's all I've been drinking lately

That's it. I'm getting drunk tonight

De_El · « **Reply #2084 on:** 07 Feb 2009, 22:48 »

DRUNK THREAD

DRUNK

YES I AM PRETTY DRUNK

THSAT IS THE CASE RIGHT NOW HEY HO

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2085 on:** 09 Feb 2009, 23:33 »

Took a spliff to the head of Afgooie (Afghani Ksuh crossed with Goo) and I think the tobacco has me lightheaded. I don't usually find it difficult to put enough force into my keystrokes to actually depress the keys.

in other news, hiiiiigh

(I just deliberated on the number of "i"s to put in that word)

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2086 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:06 »

I like pale ale. Bass is delicious.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2087 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:35 »

So, my friend accidentally erased my Fallout 3 save, which had 57 hours logged on it. So he's supposed to repay me in bongloads. This has been working fairly well so far.

On the other hand, tomorrow night I am drinking some good beer.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2088 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 23:14 »

So tonight I had some good beer. On our way out of Baltimore, we yelled things at passersby/fellow revelers such as "You have long hair!" and "Hi my name is Sean contact me later!"

^
These two sentences seem completely unrelated. Yet they are standing right next to each other. Why is this? Did I spell 'completely' right?

Tomorrow's itinerary: More good beer and bongloads.

Emaline · « **Reply #2089 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 23:21 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 14 Feb 2009, 23:14

On our way out of Baltimore, we yelled things at passersby/fellow revelers such as "You have long hair!" and "Hi my name is Sean contact me later!"

I by no mean offence to you at all, but...

I fucking hate when people do this. As someone who walks 95% of the places she goes, nothing is more annoying than some douchebag(once again, not meant to offend you) yelling some shit at me from out their car window as they speed past. Yes, I am walking. Yep. It's how I get places I need to go. Its annoying when I'm walking along, enjoying myself, enjoying being outside, and in my own world, and then bam! Some douchebag breaks my bubble of being happily alone in my own place by shouting some shit at me from a car window.

Jace · « **Reply #2090 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 23:43 »

Quote from: Emaline on 14 Feb 2009, 23:21

enjoying myself, enjoying being outside, and in my own world,

But you're in the world with everyone else.
I'm not drunk, I had one flavored beer (it was pretty freaking good) like 7 hours ago. But there are lots of drunk people around. There will be a day that I come into this thread sloshed and tell you all how much I hate you.

Emaline · « **Reply #2091 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 23:51 »

See, I am in my own world. Because I'm usually lost in thought, and on my own, and it's not like everybody in town is all "Hey, Emaline!" You know? I mean, I can feel completely alone in a crowded room, and often do.

Alex C · « **Reply #2092 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 00:47 »

Honestly, I find it really obnoxious at best and kind of threatening at worst.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2093 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 07:32 »

Oh man I raved like a maniac last night. A guy gave me my second hit of MDMA for the night in a pressed-pill form shaped like a star (which I am now regretting due to jaw-clenchiness and general speedy aftereffects but which was AMAZING while it was overlapping the first) and I'm still feeling a little sensitive. These parties just get better every time.

(They're getting intricate though ... to get into this one, you needed to find an address on the internet, mail a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address, receive that envelope back with invites, go to a URL on the invite that didn't even become active until less than two days before the party started, and EVEN THAT only got you a rendezvous point where a shuttle bus picks you up and takes you to the party. I guess that kind of underground shadiness is the reason why the parties are always so fucking insanely good.)

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2094 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 08:58 »

We weren't being dicks, we were only yelling at the people smoking cigarettes outside of bars. "You're not a part of my family!" isn't exactly an insult. We also did dumb little things to them like put our hand on our head and wiggle it around a little in their direction.

öde · « **Reply #2095 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 09:00 »

It's still lame.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2096 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 09:22 »

ahhhh, my friends were doing a similar thing on new years Mr. Dimmunkane.

It embarresed me (I had not had enough to drink) so I just kept a few paces behind them. Its not a dickish thing to do, foolish certainly but as long as your not swearing not dickish.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2097 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 12:09 »

It's nice to just let yourself go like that once in a while, I reckon

Also, what's awesome is McDonald's a la Francaise, i.e. with a beer.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2098 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 18:49 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 15 Feb 2009, 07:32

(They're getting intricate though ... to get into this one, you needed to find an address on the internet, mail a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address, receive that envelope back with invites, go to a URL on the invite that didn't even become active until less than two days before the party started, and EVEN THAT only got you a rendezvous point where a shuttle bus picks you up and takes you to the party. I guess that kind of underground shadiness is the reason why the parties are always so fucking insanely good.)

Yeah... the cops have been cracking down pretty hard on the underground free party scene here. The guys who organise the warehouse parties I routinely attend have basically stopped putting most of the details on the internet anymore, and have gone back to disposable phone message-banks, and word-of-mouth. The fact that there's basically no advertising and you can only find out the location on the night, plus a good 40-60 min travel time to an obscure warehouse, means that most of the crowd are pretty nice, genuinely into the whole free party ethos, and aren't there to fuck shit up and start trouble.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2099 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 20:25 »

Man, so...things learned:

Gulden Draak is good beer.
Koenigshaven Quadrupel is good beer.

Beer is good.

I am so high right now

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