Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1073549 times)

Jace · « **Reply #2200 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 02:33 »

What is this? the drunk thread, or a fucking JRR Tolkien book?

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #2201 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 02:44 »

How much more drunk can you get than a Pogues song about whiskey?

Patrick · « **Reply #2202 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 17:10 »

I hope you fuckers had a great St. Me Day

I am on NyQuil and man this stuff really fucks you up

I mean i can hardly imagine it being legal, and I can sortof function normally, but I could easily drop off to sleep right now, which I should be doing

fuck you and your punctuation

Dunxco · « **Reply #2203 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 20:01 »

I got free Jack Daniel's merchandise just for buying the same drink at the local bar tonight, because I'm a regular barfly. My biggest dialemme is where the hell to hang this shit in my room. Christ I have it easy sometimes.

Jace · « **Reply #2204 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 08:48 »

I am definitely not sober right now. I am not drunk, but I am totally not sober by any means.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2205 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 06:58 »

aewr/lij

Dollface · « **Reply #2206 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 13:01 »

Vroom vroom suck my doom.

more after these beers.

Genbot2500 · « **Reply #2207 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 13:12 »

tequiiillllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and bar cruizing.. yes. Also, i think i kissed some girl... I rather enjoyed it. I forgot her name

Dollface · « **Reply #2208 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 15:01 »

want adventure? only 39.99 bucks

Dollface · « **Reply #2209 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 15:27 »

I want a head!!

your head!! Give it to me!!

altered_carbon · « **Reply #2210 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 16:24 »

Whisky and pot is one of the greatest combinations of all time. It's even better in conjunction with beer. I could just lie in a comatose state for hours.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2211 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 17:35 »

People are away at Webcomics weekend

This forum belongs to us now!

I shall drink to that!

Dunxco · « **Reply #2212 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 17:41 »

I did my duty as a friend tonight, and I feel all the ~~richer~~ drunker for it now. It pays off not being a complete cock sometimes!

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2213 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 21:35 »

Ha ha ha motherfuckers. Cheap champagne straight from the bottle. It was actually somewhat difficult to type this.

negative creep · « **Reply #2214 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 00:52 »

Ha ha ha.

Motherfucker.

Patrick · « **Reply #2215 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 13:14 »

Reminds me of the one time my hiking group took a massive weekend trip down south. My mom had the awesome idea of bringing all the gift wine people had given us over the last year. I managed to ditch her for a while and got massively drunk with a bunch of cute Albanian girls.

I am doing the NyQuil + booze thing like I did the other night. God I was fucked uppppppppppppp it felt like the last time I got stoned except more sleepy and less "Fuck I am stupid right now".

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2216 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 18:58 »

Just rolled my second spliff out of a gram of what my friend called "Pink Hawaiian," still got more than half of it left (enough for 4 more, looks like), and I'm high as balls for the second time. I'm OK with 20 bucks a week!

On that note, I'm prepared to claim that I can roll a better joint than anyone in this forum.

negative creep · « **Reply #2217 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 19:03 »

I'm prepared to admit that you are probably right.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2218 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 20:58 »

You're probably right, but this one time I rolled a really weird one. It had like a layer of air between the paper that made it easier to hit.

But tonight, I hit out of a two-foot tube. Holy shit. I'm........

Catacombs · « **Reply #2219 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 21:45 »

druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk WOOOOO.

I'm actually kinda happy right now,, all things considered

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2220 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 05:06 »

Oh god i am so hungoverrrrr

Liz · « **Reply #2221 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 06:14 »

If I had only had internet access last night. You kids would have been in for a treat, let me tell you.

öde · « **Reply #2222 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 08:25 »

Oh Liz!

Golden Champion is probably one of my favourite ales, barring all the ones I can't remember the names of from the highlands.

I need to find out what kinda weed I buy.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2223 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 09:20 »

I wish I knew what kind of weed I got. It was nice in Amsterdam being able to try different things but here its just "weed" and that's it.

Liz · « **Reply #2224 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 15:42 »

Oh Dan!

I only had three but holy cow did they hit me hard. I was in a very, very good mood last night until the alcohol wore off and I realized that the cute boy would never like me. Then I got all mopey and depressed.

LIFE.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2225 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 17:03 »

FUCK YES I'M DRUNK AND IT'S JUST GONE MIDNITH. this is the earliest I've been drunk,p and home to actually talk about it in ages

man I seplt earliest right

öde · « **Reply #2226 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 06:22 »

Don't worry liz, there are plenty of cute boys that do like you!

Liz · « **Reply #2227 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 06:24 »

But Dannnn I only want this one! He is the best of them all I swear.

allison · « **Reply #2228 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 12:24 »

Guys I wanna get high so bad, right now.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2229 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 13:07 »

So I did this thing called 'blasting' the other day. Holy crap. As a result, I was so high I COULDN'T SLEEP. I have been running on empty since whenever.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #2230 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 13:19 »

I learned on Saturday, that if you're already severely drunk, you should not allow yourself to be goaded into drinking Clear Springs. If you do however, you should also not reach out for a shot glass and make do with a slightly larger than double glass. It turned terrible after that.

Reed · « **Reply #2231 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 13:34 »

You have now piqued my interest. Please tell me, what is this 'blasting' you speak of?

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2232 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 14:40 »

Step 1. Get a blowtorch or oven.
Step 2. Get 2 butter knives.
Step 3. Get some kind of oven mitt or towel or something.
Step 4. Get some kind of green plant.
Step 5. Cut off bottom of 2-liter bottle, unscrew and throw away bottlecap.
Step 6. Light the blowtorch/start the oven, hold one knife end on the heat source, wrap a towel around the handle to prevent hands from touching hot metal.
Step 7. Put a small amount of green plant material (a pea-sized nugget or smaller) onto non-heated knife.
Step 8. After heated knife gets hot (should be just starting to redden), press two knives together under bottle-funnel. Have someone ready to inhale from the top.
Step 9.

Step 10.

Step 11.

Step 12.

Step 13.

Step 14. Order pizza.
Step 15. Start watching Venture Brothers while you wait.
Step 16. Rip two-foot tube because it's Sunday.
Step 17.

Step 18. Get up for work.

allison · « **Reply #2233 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 15:16 »

My first question is who the fuck thought that shit up

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2234 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 15:19 »

That seems remarkably inexpensive, considering how high you said you got

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2235 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 15:22 »

I've heard of that done with the brown solidified extract of a said green plant. It's meant to be incredibly efficient and as you said gets you baked as fuck.

Reed · « **Reply #2236 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 15:34 »

Of course I learn of this after I expend the last of my stash!

Life is so cruel...

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2237 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 15:39 »

I learned it from the internet.

Reed · « **Reply #2238 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 15:41 »

what is this "internet" that you speak of?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2239 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 20:38 »

In all my years of stonerdom I have never done hot knife hits (or for that matter referred to them as "blasting"). I should get on that.

FourNineFoxtrot · « **Reply #2240 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 21:41 »

I'm on an Irish Whiskey kick right now. Trying every Irish whiskey I can get my hands on. Had a bottle of Bushmills a few weeks ago, and it was all right. Went through most of a bottle of Jameson's on St. Pat's (Jameson's is always a favorite of mine). Right now I'm working my way through the last half of a bottle of Tullamore Dew, and I gotta say, this shit is soooo smooth. It doesn't burn until it gets down into your esophagus. Good stuff. This whiskey has, like, character. It's like it's a new friend that I'm just gettin' to know, and we're finding out we have a lot in common, you know?

"You like tall glass bottles and tumblers? So do I! You hate it when good whiskey is tainted by mixers or ice? Man, I do too! You think that a good whiskey's slow burn in your belly goes great with tobacco? It's like I'm talking to myself or something!"

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2241 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 22:55 »

On the low when I roll tryna keep the narcs off me
Outlawed selling everything but Starbucks coffee

So high

Hat · « **Reply #2242 on:** 24 Mar 2009, 04:10 »

Awwwwwwwwwww yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C97KMB6rNso

whats up

Catacombs · « **Reply #2243 on:** 24 Mar 2009, 21:04 »

FUCK YEA SHITTY BEEEEEER and old school hip hop what?

Dollface · « **Reply #2244 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 16:38 »

my toe nails are plotting my murder and they are yelling at me because i wear shoes.....

and now back to story in hand.

"Oh mygo ih my gid its dead body!!!"

after several minutes hothot corpse raping action

"time to get serious with this thing" says our hero as he reloads his skin-pumpshotgun
our hero raises his mighty fine weapon and shoots dead body to death
"nobody can survive my white slugs of sticky death" laughed our hero as he puts his pants on but his victory was short lived because alarm was sound and enemy were closing in his position...

Will our her survive? maybe how to fuck i should know this im drunk

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #2245 on:** 25 Mar 2009, 17:28 »

Quote from: FourNineFoxtrot on 23 Mar 2009, 21:41

I'm on an Irish Whiskey kick right now. Trying every Irish whiskey I can get my hands on. Had a bottle of Bushmills a few weeks ago, and it was all right. Went through most of a bottle of Jameson's on St. Pat's (Jameson's is always a favorite of mine). Right now I'm working my way through the last half of a bottle of Tullamore Dew, and I gotta say, this shit is soooo smooth. It doesn't burn until it gets down into your esophagus. Good stuff. This whiskey has, like, character. It's like it's a new friend that I'm just gettin' to know, and we're finding out we have a lot in common, you know?

"You like tall glass bottles and tumblers? So do I! You hate it when good whiskey is tainted by mixers or ice? Man, I do too! You think that a good whiskey's slow burn in your belly goes great with tobacco? It's like I'm talking to myself or something!"

can't say i'm a fan of the Dew, but i recommend trying one of these. it's pretty much the smokiest and most delicious thing.
it's like chewing on a burnt piece of wood, in the best way possible.

Hat · « **Reply #2246 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 08:10 »

I did "all along the watchtower" but I put in a shoutout to my geek homeboys who have been watching the last series of BSG but I think one polish girl got it it was hard to tell THANK YOU BLUE EYED BLONDE HAIRED GIRL FOR SUPPORTING MY GEEK FANTASY WHERE A GEEK GIRL GETS WHAT IS GOING ON
PS NON GEEK GIRLS WHAT IS UP

Dollface · « **Reply #2247 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 09:32 »

shus there isnt such things as girls.

Dollface · « **Reply #2248 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 15:26 »

Hermaphrodite is the next step in evolution or why did god put g-spot in males arse.

Reed · « **Reply #2249 on:** 26 Mar 2009, 19:24 »

You know what makes me happy? Beer and percocet....especially when you don't actually need the percocet.

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