Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1182126 times)

Dollface · « **Reply #2300 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 14:12 »

aint it funny that you lose ting in the most opvious places

Dollface · « **Reply #2301 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 19:17 »

22 h
1 lu
59 kg
28 cb

I think i need sleep.

Damn sun is rising

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2302 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 08:16 »

cunting shitfuck

Hat · « **Reply #2303 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 08:21 »

worked from 12pm till 10.30 pm and then had an hour and a half to get as drunk as possible before alcohol trade ceases for 24 hours fuck you, jesus

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2304 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 08:24 »

oh yeah... good thing I maintain a shitloda of booze at my house, fucking easter laws.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2305 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 08:28 »

hey wait... the pubs in qld actually stop serving on good friday? here it's just that you cant buy from bottleshops, but pubs can still open.

Puki · « **Reply #2306 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 16:43 »

I'm so drunk I'm practically sober. Good night interwebs, I love yah!

nuto · « **Reply #2307 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 20:14 »

heeehekz yeah i have a lame drunk-gettitng story to gtell you...
toin==ight at oassover there wwere a bunch of people who didnt finish their wine. i ended up finishing a lot of wine. now im drunk ona thursday night and its my sisters birthday tomorrow..go me?

Mobius_Logic · « **Reply #2308 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 21:47 »

HEY
WHOS EXCITED FOR 4/20????
gonna smoke smoke smoke a lot lot lot!
it'll be great!

negative creep · « **Reply #2309 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 21:54 »

Damn I've been constantly drunk for the last 15 hours. I'm still drunk. Kyuss is perfect for this.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2310 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 21:55 »

And I repeat: bong chess.

Anyways, I had all three kinds of Chimay today in my new Chimay chalice and some La Chouffe. So much tasty beer. Plus I've been ripping pretty hard today. Shit, I have to wake up in 7 hours for work.

Beren · « **Reply #2311 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 22:03 »

St. Peter's Organic English Ale.

2.00s a pint in the bottle at the grocery.

How does this even happen/never let it stop.

Beren · « **Reply #2312 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 00:21 »

It has not yet stopped. :O

I feel as though I am too poor to be this intoxicated without an occasion.

mberan42 · « **Reply #2313 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 22:14 »

Drinking a bottle of 2007 il Valpolicella from Buglioni. Fantastic for the price. Medium-bodied, silky, very light tannins, a touch of earthiness and tobacco to it... Great stuff.

Beren · « **Reply #2314 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 22:59 »

There are certain points when drunk in which you really feel as if you could be drunk forever/you really don't want to stop and it could cause no harm ot anyone/you feel absolutely fantastic on chianti and Stella. Now is one of those times.

YES

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2315 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 01:04 »

Sipping on homebrew, about to catch the train out into the deep, dark suburbs. Mmm yeasty.

Dollface · « **Reply #2316 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 08:14 »

bottle of Koskenkorva. check
one botle of gin. check
bottle of tonic. check
couple limes. check
case of beer. check
some hard cider. check

i can already hear my liver scream in terror.

i will write something here when im drunk.

Ballard · « **Reply #2317 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 08:20 »

man i am sitting here on my couch in a mountain of clothing left behind and ashes and empty shot glasses and I'm thinking last night was a good night

I haven't had a proper night's sleep in three days. I power napped last night for about an hour. The night before I didn't sleep at all and popped an Adderall in the morning (then proceeded to make it through a 4 hour band practice in prep. for our gig today and then shoot a benefit concert and then party) and now I'm about to go play a gig and party again.

spring break

Dollface · « **Reply #2318 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 15:17 »

What if male has the boobs
think about it relations power blalance is changed
now caring baby is charing experience woman give brith and man feeds the baby.

but this means that man dont have any chesct hair but whi needs'em.

just think that bondig experience it late at nigth and baby is crying and parents are wakend

Wife: are you able to feed him/her?

husband: im sorry dear but my nipples are still sore but in the fridge is bottle of my milk.

And this means that ladys dont have boobies.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2319 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 17:34 »

I have just drank 3/4 of a bottle of vodka and am only at that stage of drunk where you are more locquasious than usual, that is most disturbing as I am used to being stupidly drunk by this point.

Also I felt the inability to actually talk to my friends about any of the problems that have been eating away at me lk ehungry gerbils... bollocks.

Slick · « **Reply #2320 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 19:10 »

Quote from: Dollface on 11 Apr 2009, 15:17

And this means that ladys dont have boobies.

No dice. I would totally be willing to do my fair share or more, but women must have boobs.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2321 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 19:17 »

Wow I feel like someone has been punching me repeatedly in the brain.

öde · « **Reply #2322 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 19:20 »

I found banana bread beer!

bainidhe_dub · « **Reply #2323 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 21:36 »

i have sailor jerrys rum! it is quite tasty. i have had it for quite a while, it's almost gone now. but its ok! where i live now, i can buy it from accross the street. in the big bottle. where i lived before, you had to go to the sketchy liquor store like 2 miles away. and they only had the little bottles.

De_El · « **Reply #2324 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 00:57 »

I am kinda drunk and I feel better about things of the future, in a general sense. I look forward to knowing more things, and jetpacks.

Quote from: bainidhe_dub on 11 Apr 2009, 21:36

i have sailor jerrys rum! it is quite tasty. i have had it for quite a while, it's almost gone now. but its ok! where i live now, i can buy it from accross the street. in the big bottle. where i lived before, you had to go to the sketchy liquor store like 2 miles away. and they only had the little bottles.

Why is rum always nautically tropically themed? Captain Morgan's a pirate, Ron Diaz has a beach on it.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2325 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 04:10 »

Because it's largely made in tropical countries, and first made in the Caribbean? It became very big during the times of 'aaargh, there be pirates, aaargh' Hence the modern day selling point of "it's tropical and has to do with pirates"

Pirates of the Caribbean also didn't help.

bainidhe_dub · « **Reply #2326 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 06:21 »

"Sailor Jerry Collins is the most famous tattoo artist of all time. He was the first to go to Japan to learn the sacred art of tattooing back in the 20's. He set up shop in the 30's tattooing sailors with this distinctive designs. Sailor Jerry Spiced Navy Rum is based on Sailor Jerry's own personal recipe. It's higher in proof and spiced with a hint of cherry. Strong, but goes down smooth." is what the label says.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #2327 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 10:18 »

Last night I totally won a drunken Easter Egg hunt. My friend is awesome and set up an Easter egg hunt where you got candy or booze for finding eggs. I walked around her yard in the dark plucking eggs from drain pipes and the like while swigging from a bottle of Charles Shaw. I won five shots of vodka, which isn't great, but I'd already finished my wine so I didn't really care what I drank. I am still buzzing big time, and I have to go hang out with family members soon. Excellent.

If you have the opportunity, party at Beloit College (RedLion, back me up). It's always been a good time for me.

Ballard · « **Reply #2328 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 22:34 »

I'm drinking cognac and smoking Dunhill menthols

this is my way of bringing my body back to equilibrium after three consecutive sleepless nights of debauchery

McTaggart · « **Reply #2329 on:** 14 Apr 2009, 11:04 »

You know what? I really enjoyed Crossing Jordan.

Dollface · « **Reply #2330 on:** 14 Apr 2009, 11:40 »

I have been writing for my own amusement for some time now and i did hit page hundred then i thought how long should sadomaso porn novel be?

Catacombs · « **Reply #2331 on:** 14 Apr 2009, 20:29 »

drunkkkkkkkkk yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2332 on:** 14 Apr 2009, 20:35 »

DRUNK DRUNK DRUMK ONA TUES TUIES DAY

Dollface · « **Reply #2333 on:** 16 Apr 2009, 12:14 »

Umbba lumbba dickery doo what will happend to you?

I found dead body under your bed umbba lumbba dickery doo what did you do?

Were you high on drunks or just killing for fun you should know how to dispose body

umbba lumbba dickery doo i got tips for you

chop the hand, chop the legs and rip the teeths out of her mouth so that cop cant idenfide her

umbba lumbba dickery doo now i shall fuck you.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2334 on:** 16 Apr 2009, 15:43 »

I need to get drunk, to forget about this ridiculous haircut I got today

Crazy bitch went to the Freddy Kreuger School of Cutting Hair Like a Fucking Lunatic

I didn't want to say anything for fear she'd slash my throat

Avec · « **Reply #2335 on:** 16 Apr 2009, 16:03 »

Peanut butter weed crackers are gross.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2336 on:** 16 Apr 2009, 16:05 »

Why would you add the crackers?

Avec · « **Reply #2337 on:** 16 Apr 2009, 16:27 »

Someone had them in school, it's like eating salty grass, except more buttery.

Ballard · « **Reply #2338 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 02:22 »

If you're stupid enough to eat raw weed you kind of had it coming to you man.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2339 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 08:49 »

I do it all the time, it ain't that rough a deal unless it's bad weed. Fuck, I even eat stems.

Dollface · « **Reply #2340 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 08:56 »

I drink beer so screw you hippies unless you are hot hippie and gender isnt a issue im not that picky.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2341 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 09:34 »

MOTHERFLUFF.

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I'm stinking drunk of my ass, and that means I'm functioning properly. (Rooooooooooooll, roll it gyal, roll it gyal!)

Avec · « **Reply #2342 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 10:04 »

I'm not exactly sure if it's raw. He bakes the crackers themselves.

Dollface · « **Reply #2343 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 10:08 »

Good sir i find that rasict.

you honkey white cracker.

Page break

lets all have adventure

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2344 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 10:20 »

I've just read all 2,450 posts of this thread

Quite the adventure that was

Cernunnos · « **Reply #2345 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 19:37 »

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Liz · « **Reply #2346 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 19:59 »

D'awww, Jon is drunk. Cute!

Jon, if you come to Chicagocon can we drink together. Please?

De_El · « **Reply #2347 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 20:37 »

Long fuckin' day. I've b een drinking since noon. It feels dso late.

allison · « **Reply #2348 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 20:38 »

GUYS I AM IN LOVE FOR REAL WITH A BOY AND HE LOVES ME TOO

Kylos · « **Reply #2349 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 20:40 »

Druuuuunk.
Said goodbye to my favourite supervisor today with some beers, then our manager got pissy and made us leave early. Now i'm home and really upset i'll never see her again. But, one of the bff's is coming to see me tomorrow and we're going to a gig. Funtimes all round.
Now to drink more cider and listen to my other half's terrible music.

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