Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1072273 times)

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2400 on:** 06 May 2009, 14:25 »

Important presentation tomorrow, so what's the smart thing to do?

Get drunk

Dollface · « **Reply #2401 on:** 06 May 2009, 14:30 »

rape my shitter aint the same as shit my reapper-.

Emaline · « **Reply #2402 on:** 06 May 2009, 21:58 »

So i went to this free show at the big stadium here and it was in this hella fancy "club suite" and it was insane. and there was a bill for all our food and drank and it was like $300++ and we didn't have to pay it at all and i am hella drunk and hella stoned.

scarred · « **Reply #2403 on:** 06 May 2009, 22:00 »

HAPPYYY SEISO DE MAYOOO

Corona tastes good after enough ofi t

Emaline · « **Reply #2404 on:** 06 May 2009, 22:10 »

oh yeah

fuuuuuckkkk yooouuuu boooaaarrdd.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2405 on:** 07 May 2009, 01:49 »

I am up at the desired time. Alcohol is no match for me

Dollface · « **Reply #2406 on:** 08 May 2009, 12:37 »

Dear bore

im bored if its get any more boring i will buy cactus and shoe it up to my ass so i can get something going on.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2407 on:** 08 May 2009, 15:07 »

Milk + Vodka + Juice + Beer = what the fuck was I thinking

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2408 on:** 09 May 2009, 00:22 »

Oh god thread I've missed yoouuuuuuuu. This is like the 4th time in two weeks that I've been smashed but the only time I've had access to a computer. I'm also going to a party tomorrow night and fuckin wooo end of the semester fuck yeah its party time! Ha we were working on this film shoot for my directing class, funny ass fucking script and the guy we got to do a character named "Onion" set as part of a documentary on a Jerry Springeresque show called Percy, fuckin hilarious. I didn't like the script at first that my friend wrote but it totally grew on me, and he wrote it with people in mind that once I saw them in action it really meshed well.

Oh fuck I'm fucked. My mouse isn't working guys, but I just changed the batteries

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #2409 on:** 09 May 2009, 05:06 »

Hi drunk thread.

This morning I woke up in my own bed, which seems pretty reasonable. Then I started noticing things, like the fact that my bike helmet had a bloody towel wadded up inside it, some of the blood stains still fresh. The clothes I was wearing are still damp from the rain. I have no idea where my bike is or how I got home, but I remember running at some point.

Why did my helmet get home and my bike did not?
Where did all this blood come from?
Where the fuck is my bike?
WHAT THE FUCK.

I have hope, because I am for some ungodly reason awake at 7 AM, and hopefully I will get a text later saying "Hey are you going to come get your bike?" or something.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2410 on:** 09 May 2009, 06:40 »

Uh... wow. So the blood isn't yours, I take it?

Also hi thread I'm kinda still coming down off mushrooms. Last night was so full of hilarity I can't even hope to put it into words. My brain hurts a little right now, though.

est · « **Reply #2411 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:09 »

Guys, I am really drunk right now. We went to the Oxford Art Factory to see the Twelves, but this is how it went down:

- about 11pm we got there, we thought we saw Nick (Hi Nick!)
- we got cocktail jugs. they have jugs named after famous people. Nick should know this, actually, because his band plays here sometimes I think.
- anyway, the Andy Warhol is peachy-orangy, the Bob Dylan is vodka-vanilla-white chocolately and the Van Gogh is absinthey apple minty
- so anyway, long story short I am having to try really hard not to make about a bazillion spelling mistakes and Hannah is currently in the bathroom trying not to throw up saying "I made a terrible mistake"

Saturdays are fucking tops.

est · « **Reply #2412 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:10 »

To clarify, we are prettt sure that we didn't actually see Nick, and Hannah is very close to vomiting but not actually doing so. I will update as the situatiopn priogresses.

est · « **Reply #2413 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:10 »

Hannah is also swearing a lot. I count this as a good sign.

est · « **Reply #2414 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:11 »

Because when she is sweraing she is not vomiting.

Tops.

est · « **Reply #2415 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:29 »

Ok yeah, so I jus tmade nyself another Bob Dylan here at home. Fuck you, sobreity.

est · « **Reply #2416 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:30 »

If anyone is wondering, a Bob Dylan is one part white creme de cacao, two parts vodka, four parts lemonade and uh, one part i guess of fresh lemon/limes.

Dollface · « **Reply #2417 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:36 »

Poo<p<<<<<<<§1!

est · « **Reply #2418 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:40 »

I approximate tha tyou are about 3 times drunker than I.

est · « **Reply #2419 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:40 »

Maybe 4.

Maybe

est · « **Reply #2420 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:41 »

On the positive side, I am eating an apple an it is so delicious.

Dollface · « **Reply #2421 on:** 09 May 2009, 09:53 »

come to my house!! you studd

est · « **Reply #2422 on:** 09 May 2009, 10:24 »

You are about half a world away.

Also, I am not gay or bisexual. This could cause insurmountable obstacles to use getting it orn.

Dollface · « **Reply #2423 on:** 09 May 2009, 10:26 »

you are just shy i know tht you ant that "dude" feeling.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #2424 on:** 09 May 2009, 10:59 »

Since I'm on vacation and staying at a friend's apartment, we are starting to drink right now (right now being 2 pm), so our afternoon is going consist of drink a 40 of malt liquor, making necklaces with the beads I bought yesterday for super cheap and then drunkenly getting the most delicious burger/poutine available to us in the area. Wish me luck!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2425 on:** 09 May 2009, 11:28 »

Oh wow.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2426 on:** 09 May 2009, 11:53 »

I am posting in here as a disclaimer because I see my name in the 'last post by' column but I don't know what the hell I posted. If I did something dumb see this thread plskthx.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #2427 on:** 09 May 2009, 12:06 »

My bike is on campus.
The blood is from my nose from when I crashed my bike. This is also the source of my bruised shin.
I used to be so good at drunk biking, but at least I am still really good at falling.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #2428 on:** 09 May 2009, 14:04 »

Man you guys hey I am 21 today and I bought CHAMPAGNE and drunk hiking is the best ok

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2429 on:** 09 May 2009, 15:47 »

Fuck I've got 22 more days until I'm 21, ha.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2430 on:** 09 May 2009, 17:27 »

I'm going to America in June. I won't be able to buy alcohol for a month. This is stupid

Patrick · « **Reply #2431 on:** 09 May 2009, 19:07 »

Sometimes, my mom goes out of town, and I drink alone because I can get away with it

Ballard · « **Reply #2432 on:** 09 May 2009, 23:31 »

Met up with some friends today and was offered some free Lexapro by a friend, and I took it and nothing happened really so I took another one. Then I played guitar and had a silly string fight in a densely-populated area. Then I went to Central Park with a lady and another dude who are my good friends, ran into more people we know and got faded with them, super faded. Then the weed reacted badly with the Lexapro and I was tripping balls for a bit and then I threw up my guts and then I was totally good again. Then the lady and dude and I got more high and found a secluded clearing and all had sex with each other.

Saturday nights.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2433 on:** 11 May 2009, 07:29 »

Quote from: est on 09 May 2009, 09:09

Guys, I am really drunk right now. We went to the Oxford Art Factory to see the Twelves, but this is how it went down:

- about 11pm we got there, we thought we saw Nick (Hi Nick!)
- we got cocktail jugs. they have jugs named after famous people. Nick should know this, actually, because his band plays here sometimes I think.
- anyway, the Andy Warhol is peachy-orangy, the Bob Dylan is vodka-vanilla-white chocolately and the Van Gogh is absinthey apple minty
- so anyway, long story short I am having to try really hard not to make about a bazillion spelling mistakes and Hannah is currently in the bathroom trying not to throw up saying "I made a terrible mistake"

Saturdays are fucking tops.

Yeah it definitely wasn't me unless you got so drunk you managed to travel back in time to Friday night, when I was actually walking down Oxford street at one point.

Also I have never had the cocktails there, but I may well definitely do so with extreme predjudice the next time I'm in there.

Patrick · « **Reply #2434 on:** 12 May 2009, 03:29 »

I always heard Albanian weed was on par with those Mexican stick-bricks that cherry up like a bitch if you rub a stick in it fast enough. I WAS WRONG. A good friend of mine came over last night with a joint that she had rolled up full of this shit that comes from down south in Fier, and it was fucking nuts.

My brain seriously went into overdrive or some shit because I seriously couldn't come up with the words fast enough for the billions of different things I was thinking about. IS THIS NORMAL y/n

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2435 on:** 12 May 2009, 07:19 »

Fuck I had to smoke stems last night because I quit my job two weeks ago and am broke again. The high only lasted like 30 minutes and was a really low body high. I have some left still but I'm going to see if my brother's got anything today.

Ballard · « **Reply #2436 on:** 12 May 2009, 08:21 »

Top 5 original XBOX video games (in a book of Top 5 lists we made)

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2437 on:** 12 May 2009, 11:48 »

Your drunk writing is the best

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2438 on:** 12 May 2009, 13:07 »

White Widow is some fantastic weed!

Dollface · « **Reply #2439 on:** 13 May 2009, 12:02 »

Quote from: Ballard on 12 May 2009, 08:21

Hey im Ray Romano (in that voice)

Im so sorry but every time i look at that picture that pops to my mind and how the hell you know jesus G that fucker owns me five bucks.

Ballard · « **Reply #2440 on:** 13 May 2009, 15:45 »

Actually dude looks a lot more like David Spade than Jesus.

Ballard · « **Reply #2441 on:** 14 May 2009, 20:43 »

Man I was so nicely stoned earlier today. Lit up with a cool chick and hung out for a few hours, then went home and ate everything in my fridge, and now I'm chilling and very pleasantly burnt.

Thursday has been a good day.

negative creep · « **Reply #2442 on:** 14 May 2009, 21:21 »

So, about 3 hours ago I was probably the drunkest person. even 2 hours ago, I was probably more drunk than anyone posting on this forum at that very moment.* but right now, I'm on the way to being sober again, whcih means time for bed.

I had a pretty good night!

* I mean most definitely, because even i had difficulties operating the internet at that point. and I'm a professional.

on the way home in that car i was only conscious because of music and pure will power. and i could hardly see anything.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2443 on:** 15 May 2009, 23:46 »

Fuck I bot a beer bong tonight and introduced it to my friends. Everyone agrees it was a good decision, though one guy hates the world right now because he is so fucked up, though he only did the bong twice but damn he just had a lot of beer and I hope he is going to feel better, he doesn't deserve that destructive force of nature sick that he's feeling right now. We also went on a car trip Taco Bell run which was like hell in a car. On the plus side I got to teach several people how to use a beer bong.

allison · « **Reply #2444 on:** 15 May 2009, 23:56 »

so drunk and going to bed

WHATHAPPENED TO THE FORUM BEING CALLED GIRLS VS BOYS VS WHALE DICKS THAT WAS THE BEST THING AND I LOVED IT AND NOW MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERED

THIS BOY CALEB WONT SHUT UP

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2445 on:** 16 May 2009, 01:06 »

He's feeling better now and we made a run to Mickey D's after dropping his girl off so he could get a quarter pounder with cheese since it was to late to make another TBell run tonight since they close at 4 on fridays and it is after four now.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2446 on:** 16 May 2009, 01:31 »

Oh but I didn't get any thing at Mickey D's because I don't really go for much in the way of fast food and McDonald's can suck on my balls for all I care though I still like Taco Bell even though I understand that its probably the worst of them all in terms of quality food. But its my only tex mex fix up here so every now and then I have to when I can't be bothered to make tacos

What I'm trying to say is Cinnamon Toast Crunch UNF

Tyler · « **Reply #2447 on:** 16 May 2009, 08:45 »

I am so proud of you.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2448 on:** 16 May 2009, 10:32 »

Oh god I still can't decide if last night was one of the worst or best decisions I've made recently. I was hungover this morning for the first time in a long time. Jesus, sun chips and sprite helped.

Dollface · « **Reply #2449 on:** 16 May 2009, 11:12 »

I always wanted to be small like really small like tiny but my body would stay normal i just want to be tiny like size of your thum ain that fun

wow thats rhymes "i wanna be size of your thum aint that fun"

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