Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 872123 times)

snalin · « **Reply #2450 on:** 16 May 2009, 13:09 »

Oh man drinking games last night and i puked at 1 AM. Fucking great. I haven't been able to eat anything today (almost). I feel like shit, but at least I feel something.

(Is this all I have to give?)

snalin · « **Reply #2451 on:** 16 May 2009, 13:24 »

The worst part was getting to my grandmothers place for her birthday at 3 PM. My father, aunts and nieces were all there.

"we have hot dogs! For everyone that's not hung over!"

Grrrrrrrr.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2452 on:** 16 May 2009, 14:42 »

Heh, I'm pretty much over my hangover, and we've got ribs that have been slow cookin' for like 9 hours that are gonna be just the fuckin' cure I need. I have not eaten yet today either except for like a handful of sunchips.

Ballard · « **Reply #2453 on:** 16 May 2009, 15:17 »

oh god last night

I blazed for like four hours straight with a friend and then went to a party my friends threw and drank a lot of scotch and then some vodka with OJ and then the OJ ran out so it was just straight vodka and then we smoked some more and some bitches were rolling on e and then the cops busted that shit up and we had to send a friend who ODed on coke and pills to the hospital and then when she was safely in an ambulance we went back to the party and there was the ill kick back with more weed and then my bandmate started railing vicodin and shit so I passed out drunk at like 4, was woken up at like 6 by some guy who's bed I stole and passed out again on the couch and slept like a baby till 11 AM then I got up and went outside for a bagel and it was DELICIOUS and we blazed sitting out on the ledge enjoying the lively neighborhood below

now i am home and chilling and so deliciously burnt again

oh also i didn't have a hangover. there is no time i love my body more than after a night of heavy drinking when i feel great

Wasteroo · « **Reply #2454 on:** 16 May 2009, 23:45 »

So much smoking just happened, and also maybe some sort of alcohol. I must admit nothing's very clear at the moment.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #2455 on:** 16 May 2009, 23:51 »

God damn it I just spilled hot chocolate all over my scrotal region and keyboard

nobo · « **Reply #2456 on:** 17 May 2009, 07:12 »

I'm glad I'm not the only one who rests his scrotum on the keyboard. sorry about the burn though. Apply liberal amounts of aloe to the region.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #2457 on:** 17 May 2009, 14:49 »

The spacebar provides just the amount of support I need.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2458 on:** 17 May 2009, 14:57 »

I almost got blown by a cute gay dude last night but didn't because I guess it turns out that drunk Jordan remembers he has a girlfriend.

That was my night!

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2459 on:** 17 May 2009, 22:30 »

Did you move up a base sexwise?

Ballard · « **Reply #2460 on:** 17 May 2009, 22:34 »

wait Sam is a virgin?

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #2461 on:** 17 May 2009, 23:37 »

ITT: Ballard is the new ZJgent, making your wild parties sound tame.

Oh hi, thread I should have been posting in about a week ago instead of drunkenly pissing all over a newbie thread. I am usually such a friendly drunk, I don't know what happened there. I don't remember any of those posts, but I will not delete them, no matter how progressively unreasonable they got. Because I believe in a world where you don't just delete your mistakes. Hello world, I am a bitch.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2462 on:** 17 May 2009, 23:44 »

Quote from: Ballard on 17 May 2009, 22:34

wait Sam is a virgin?

I was just making a Clone High reference. In retrospect, I should've gone for a dry humping or John Stamos joke.

Ballard · « **Reply #2463 on:** 18 May 2009, 07:09 »

how do you overcome your issues with ADD by drinking yourself into oblivion? I would love to know.

damn I am honored to be compared to Roddy

Ballard · « **Reply #2464 on:** 18 May 2009, 07:28 »

man what is this and do I need to see it?

Drill King · « **Reply #2465 on:** 18 May 2009, 09:41 »

Yay! I went out and drank lots of vodka and moonshine! Then I critiqued a guys poetry and we sang janis joplin songs while watching Fargo. Yay!

PS if you give someone moonshine tell them it's moon shine otherwise they will think it is vodka and pour it like vodka and then take the shot. It will knock them on their ass. And then they will look at you and go,"WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST PUT IN MY BODY?" I did this!

PPS Clone high is the most excellent

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2466 on:** 20 May 2009, 11:35 »

I have a weed hangover!

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #2467 on:** 20 May 2009, 11:41 »

that is silly

Drill King · « **Reply #2468 on:** 20 May 2009, 12:01 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 20 May 2009, 11:35

I have a weed hangover!

I have only ever had this once. It is a very surreal experience.

Reed · « **Reply #2469 on:** 20 May 2009, 12:04 »

Yeah, me too. I think at the time I was smoking every night for two weeks, and I was typically smoking from about 6pm-whenever I passed out

it took a lot of weed!

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2470 on:** 20 May 2009, 12:23 »

That only happened to me the day after that infamous game of Bong Chess.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2471 on:** 20 May 2009, 19:13 »

It wasn't a real hangover, I just overslept a felt a bit crappy from that. I overslept because of the weed and khar deciding we should watch another awesome film even though it was dawn.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2472 on:** 20 May 2009, 20:09 »

I don't remember most of what happened the during my weed hangover, and fell asleep at 6:30 pm for no reason at all. I wasn't even tired, I just had a singular attack of narcolepsy.

Drill King · « **Reply #2473 on:** 20 May 2009, 21:08 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 20 May 2009, 19:13

It wasn't a real hangover, I just overslept a felt a bit crappy from that. I overslept because of the weed and khar deciding we should watch another awesome film even though it was dawn.

It wasn't a 'real' hangover in my sense either. It was just a very hazy surreal experience, similar to that of waking up after too much nyquil.

PS more vodka! Hooray! Why does it go down so smoooth?

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2474 on:** 21 May 2009, 04:27 »

My friend gets the worst stonovers (weed hangover). It's ridiculous, he gets a headache and feels ill, he used to take days of school with it cause he felt so shit (not sure if believe that though). Anyway stoneovers suck.

Patrick · « **Reply #2475 on:** 21 May 2009, 06:17 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 12 May 2009, 13:07

White Widow is some fantastic weed!

They have a particularly vicious strain of that shit here. I seriously sat in my chair for what felt like two hours, completely unable to move my legs. BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #2476 on:** 21 May 2009, 06:22 »

Hooray for being FUCKED UP on vicodin at nine a.m.

Boo for actually needing it to control pain. Bigger boo for it not doing a very good job anymore.

Dollface · « **Reply #2477 on:** 21 May 2009, 11:07 »

now wonder this world is round because of you stoners puffing away ozonlayer

Get good ol hang over and then be in shame because those hurts and even little amusing
Take good ol vodka shots and be am mans/ladies of time.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2478 on:** 22 May 2009, 07:58 »

I just got back froma beer-heavy band practice, and I'm currently drinking my housemate's really, really nice spanish brandy. It's like drinking whiskey, but with more caramel flavours. Sooooo good.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2479 on:** 22 May 2009, 08:00 »

Like I know brandy and sherry get a bad name because of that paint-thinner shit that old ladies drink, but seriously the spaniards make some fucking nice brandy and sherry.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2480 on:** 22 May 2009, 08:05 »

Also what the fuck is up with guitarists and not being able to play at anything less than ear blistering lvels? Seriously guys, you're perpetuatimg a stereotype here. I'm partially deaf right now. I don't think I've ever had to ask a bass player or keys player to turn it down because oh god the blood is clogging up my ears.

pwhodges · « **Reply #2481 on:** 22 May 2009, 11:42 »

I took my step-son to the audiologist who confirmed that he had considerable permanent hearing loss while he was still in his teens. This stupidity is not new, but I'm not sure what's going to make it go away. Consider also the loudness war; again people have been talking seriously about this for fifteen years, during which it has simply continued to get worse.

Remember kids, once it's gone it's gone - get some musicians' earplugs, or any decent ones, whether you're in the audience or playing.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2482 on:** 22 May 2009, 18:32 »

Yeah, I actually have a pair of those!

Good for when I'm doing anything other than playing trumpet. However, when I'm on trumpet I find it difficult to pitch with earplugs in.

negative creep · « **Reply #2483 on:** 22 May 2009, 18:38 »

hey fuckers, guess what.

yeah, I'm drunk and actually remambering this thread. winw and things and bourbon and italian, things. for the win.

Tehz · « **Reply #2484 on:** 23 May 2009, 23:46 »

it's weird because I got pretty drunk tonight adn I the very firt thing I thought of was this thread

Hi everypne this is my first contribution and I'm happy to have joined the club PS gin is some pretty good shit ESPECIALLY in excess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDiXlZlwds&feature=channel_page

negative creep · « **Reply #2485 on:** 26 May 2009, 12:31 »

Whenever I actually remember to post in this thread, I won't rememebr having posted in this thread. Surprise?

McTaggart · « **Reply #2486 on:** 26 May 2009, 12:48 »

It turns out that my blood alcohol level and the frequency with which I say 'motherfucker' are correlated like a motherfucker, motherfucker.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2487 on:** 27 May 2009, 06:14 »

i'm chillin on my bed listening to explosions in the sky with my window open and the sun shining on my plant and stuff is being packed so my room is a mess and I'm gonna go play laserquest in about an hour.

Guys I'm stoned, and the day is only looking to get better.

Kylos · « **Reply #2488 on:** 27 May 2009, 18:08 »

definitely not sober, and it's the first time i've remembered to [post in here.
i had staff training, and because i work in a club, that involved some drinking. Then we went to a bar... then a club. But in the club, it was a 16-21's night, so there was no talent. I was on the smoking terrace, nd there was some girl crying, so i offered to buy her a drink. Her drink was way expensive. last time i'm nice to anyone ever.
Fuck you, crying girls that i want to bone.

Side note: I totally just stepped on the plug of my hair straightners, and have a huge hole in my foot. I'm goona feel this in the morning.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2489 on:** 27 May 2009, 18:27 »

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2490 on:** 28 May 2009, 03:10 »

Apparently whatever head-cold type thing I have is keeping me from actually getting drunk. Oh, I just realised it was probably a bad idea to drink a lot of vodka and scotch when I'm ill.

Dollface · « **Reply #2491 on:** 28 May 2009, 09:01 »

You can do weird thing for only 20 bucks.

like:

eating sharks,
boxing pope
or even...
Writing children stories!!

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2492 on:** 28 May 2009, 09:03 »

Fuck that shit you drink that illness out of you!

Also i just sat in with a random jazz band after a gig. I managed to play by ear and not disgrace myself which is great as I've not played that kinda music for yeaaaars. I don't think i can sight-read music very well anymore though which is kinda a shame though to be expected.

Ballard · « **Reply #2493 on:** 28 May 2009, 09:07 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 28 May 2009, 03:10

a bad idea to drink a lot of scotch

What?

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2494 on:** 28 May 2009, 10:34 »

Scotch whisky. I didn't drink a lot actually but it had a lot of weed floating in it.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2495 on:** 28 May 2009, 15:58 »

reminds me that I still need to go about makin' some Dragon Juice.

Liz · « **Reply #2496 on:** 28 May 2009, 21:09 »

GUYS.

I am the drunkest I have ever been. My roommate and his friends are all in the other room, about to get high + drunk. I will sit with them, that is all.

HOLY HELL.

ALCOHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll

Ballard · « **Reply #2497 on:** 29 May 2009, 00:38 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 28 May 2009, 10:34

Scotch whisky. I didn't drink a lot actually but it had a lot of weed floating in it.

I wasn't asking what scotch was, man. I was questioning your logic.

Liz you can still use capitals and punctuate.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2498 on:** 29 May 2009, 01:20 »

Whisky makes me feel a bit sick at the best of times.

Liz · « **Reply #2499 on:** 29 May 2009, 08:57 »

Just because I was drunk doesn't mean I can't type!

(what you can't see is that it took me a while to type that message because I had to keep fixing mistakes.)

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