Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1072299 times)

Dollface · « **Reply #2500 on:** 29 May 2009, 10:28 »

Oh fuck its friday and im naked under these clothes *gasp*

Drill King · « **Reply #2501 on:** 29 May 2009, 17:01 »

I am so incredibly mad because I am so incredibly sober.

Reed · « **Reply #2502 on:** 29 May 2009, 17:36 »

You and me both, sister.

negative creep · « **Reply #2503 on:** 29 May 2009, 23:33 »

Well why in the hell are you posting in this thread then? it is for people who are NOT sober! like me.

ps: it is 8:30 AM

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2504 on:** 30 May 2009, 00:54 »

Oh fuck friday I love fucking candied ginger both crsytallized and uncrystalledd. This shit is spicy and sweet and so fucking rockkkk

Tyler · « **Reply #2505 on:** 30 May 2009, 01:13 »

guyss

yeah

Eris · « **Reply #2506 on:** 30 May 2009, 02:11 »

Hehe, it is drinkin' night in gabbly tonight, it seems.

Drill King · « **Reply #2507 on:** 31 May 2009, 08:12 »

Way ba ba da ba da
Way da ba da bam
Way ba ba da ba da
Way da ba da ba da ba da

Somebody ordered too many drinks last night
Somebody reckoned dancing on the bar’s all right
Somebody woke up next to someone else, thinking
Some people thought about killing off themselves

Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights
They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life
And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights
And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights

Who was that girl who shouted “This one’s on me!”?
Who was that girl who dropped her drink on a celebrity?
Who was that girl who fell asleep under a tree, singing
Who was that girl, I know for sure it wasn’t me

Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights
They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life
And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights
And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights

On Saturday nights, on Saturday nights
On Saturday nights

Somebody promised she would stay in the next week
Somebody dropped out of the house just to take a peak and
Somebody reckoned well just one drink that’ll do
Somebody’s evil twin said: well, let’s make it two

Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights
They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life
And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights
And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #2508 on:** 31 May 2009, 19:04 »

my alcohol tolerance, it is decreasing. blargh.

Tyler · « **Reply #2509 on:** 31 May 2009, 19:32 »

I should not drink online. Lesson learned

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2510 on:** 31 May 2009, 21:11 »

Wait wait wait

This bottle was FULL

where did it go?

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #2511 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 03:00 »

I just made myself a nice hot pot chocolate for breakfast.

Two scoops of icecream in it.

I'mma go sit at the beach today and chilllllll.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2512 on:** 02 Jun 2009, 09:13 »

I am in the United States. And I cannot buy alcohol here! This is a strange, old concept for me

Dollface · « **Reply #2513 on:** 03 Jun 2009, 09:14 »

Im still sober-ish but few shots should fix that.

Ballard · « **Reply #2514 on:** 06 Jun 2009, 18:04 »

drunk on 80s dance party (and cognac)

supersheep · « **Reply #2515 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 23:35 »

i am not sober

i have tea and bacon and a night involving makeouts

why am i grumpy?

Drill King · « **Reply #2516 on:** 12 Jun 2009, 20:34 »

THIS TITLE IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR DRUNKS TO SEE MAEK IT BIGGER

I AM HORNY AND LOVENYL AND IN LOVE WITH MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND AND I AM UGLY MY LIFE SUCKS :CCCCCCCCCC

Reed · « **Reply #2517 on:** 12 Jun 2009, 23:11 »

I got drunk in Hartford.

(it was cheap vodka and bud lite....gross)

I got home and still drink.

Maybe I should stop?

No! I get drunk more!

Victorinia · « **Reply #2518 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 00:08 »

Oh Sober Thread I am so far from sober. High for the first time and really high. Whoa. I am glad I have the internet to help me remember because I hope I remember.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2519 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 06:07 »

Remember what?

Also goddamn you hangover thread. I am still hungover. Even a cheeky gin and tonic was powerless before the might of my hangover.

est · « **Reply #2520 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 06:32 »

Hey drunk thread, what is up.

I drank like, four vodkas, four beers and three bourbons tonight. That is what is up. I am doing this thing lately where I drink beer and vodka in an attempt to acquire the taste. I want to be able to drink beer and not be that dude who only drinks spirits and stuff. I think maybe it is working, because tonight the beers were less awful and the bourbons were ok too. I predict that maybe a few more nights out like this will mean that I can drink basically whatever the fuck I want (except tequila, which I have a jihad against) and have it taste alright.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2521 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 06:34 »

Tequila is fucking nasty.

est · « **Reply #2522 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 07:20 »

Man, tell me about it

I had a really bad experience with it as a teenager, so now the smell of it makes me nauseous. The only time I can have anything to do with it now is when I am already pretty wasted, so whatever happens with it is normally kind of bad anyway just as a result of the circumstances.

est · « **Reply #2523 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 07:26 »

Oh also, up there in the first post I made tonight I meant to say "beer and bourbon", not "beer and vodka". It if beer and bourbon I am working on at present. I can already drink vodka. It is delicious like tangy fruit juice to me, om nom nom nom.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2524 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 07:38 »

13 year old girls can drink vodka.

est · « **Reply #2525 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 08:05 »

Do you mean straight, or with orange juice or something like that? It seems like everyone I know has a problem drinking it straight on ice.

Reed · « **Reply #2526 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 08:38 »

Right now I am dealing with a monster headache. I don't have any advil or tylenol, so I had to take some dayquil and hope it has enough acetominpohen. Bleh.

Dollface · « **Reply #2527 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 08:41 »

Im getting my drunk on (maybe some clubbing in the evening) and i got webcam so tomorrow 81% of all the images in the net are/is about my dong!

negative creep · « **Reply #2528 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 08:50 »

oh well, i guess it is 6pm and i am still drunk. and i have a headache. fuck.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2529 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 16:13 »

Hello All, at the best stage of drunk and watching Hot Fuzz... Today is a good day.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2530 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 17:53 »

I am eating amazing kiesch and listening to Skream's remix of 'In For The Kill' by La Roux.

I'm sure the first part is good, but is the second part?

I like to think so.

Man, I need more dubstep.

Yayniall · « **Reply #2531 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 19:32 »

That is the best spelling of quiche ever.
I'm watching highlights of the ice hockey, it's good?

Victorinia · « **Reply #2532 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 21:20 »

I wrote this last night:

Quote from: Victoria on drugs

my fingers move like mtchsticks if a matchstick had a skeletal system and they type faster when I watch them and a black leopard that looks kile not from my cat just lept through myw window and though I can't see if I know that it is magical not magical but beautiful beautiful because everything is beautiful and it is all around it is my arms and my fingers and the sides of my nose.

Basically I was stoned out of my mind. Shenanigans ensued. I feel a bit guilty because I got WAY higher than the friends I was doing it with, and they had to make sure that I didn't run away or anything and that's not classy. But it was unintentional, so oh well.

snalin · « **Reply #2533 on:** 14 Jun 2009, 15:57 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 13 Jun 2009, 06:34

Tequila is fucking

De_El · « **Reply #2534 on:** 15 Jun 2009, 22:54 »

Okay so, gin and electrohouse. Right now The Culture Prophet remix of 9H20 is bumpin and it is soo tiiiiiiite

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2535 on:** 15 Jun 2009, 23:09 »

Right now I feel more affected by alcohol than I have ever felt before. This is rather odd, because I just finished off a shitty bottle of champagne, something I have done before, but for some reason right now I am more smashed than I have been before and my motor control is even more out the window that previous drunken escapades.

Ballard · « **Reply #2536 on:** 16 Jun 2009, 01:43 »

have you eaten today?

Drill King · « **Reply #2537 on:** 17 Jun 2009, 21:17 »

Simon is the worstesterst

Ballard · « **Reply #2538 on:** 18 Jun 2009, 13:38 »

man okay everyone here knows that I am a douchebag enough to spend hours looking at and commenting on pictures of guitar equipment I can't afford

but why would you ever do that with weed

who window shops for weed?

Alex C · « **Reply #2539 on:** 18 Jun 2009, 13:43 »

Normally, I would have said the same kind of people who buy car parts from a dude's driveway, but I have more respect for Sam than that, so now I am troubled.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2540 on:** 18 Jun 2009, 14:18 »

Being in Amsterdam was amazing for window shopping for weed. Sooo many variations.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #2541 on:** 19 Jun 2009, 15:31 »

Weed is the most beautiful produce.

usmcnavgeek · « **Reply #2542 on:** 19 Jun 2009, 17:16 »

I HAVE ONCE AGAIN ENTERED THE LAND OF THE BLESSED YUENGLING so yeah I'm getting my drink on because man, you are not just down here every day. Unless you live here, I guess. If I'm here for 3 months do I live here? I think I am right on the edge in that regard.

So yeah Alabama is okay-ish; I am in the northern part so it is only really hot and not fucking unbearably hot.

AND THERE IS YUENGLING

Patrick · « **Reply #2543 on:** 19 Jun 2009, 18:30 »

Burned a couple joints and watched Slumdog Millionaire tonight.

What a fucking great movie holy shit the dancing at the end was a mindfuck and I think it would be that way even if I wasn't stoned

Drill King · « **Reply #2544 on:** 19 Jun 2009, 21:23 »

This thread name shoudl be in bright red it's too hard to find.

sean · « **Reply #2545 on:** 19 Jun 2009, 21:29 »

fk you guys now i wanna smoke some weed.

good thing i can!

Cire27 · « **Reply #2546 on:** 20 Jun 2009, 01:14 »

I'm so glad I have no alcohol tolerance. I'm a very cheep drunk. Tipsy is funn.

scarred · « **Reply #2547 on:** 20 Jun 2009, 02:38 »

LOTS OF JAGER like 6 or 7 shots, plus some rum in a mixed drink and a mystery drink that robert gave me that was 94% alcohol. WOOOOOO

all i have to say is that i HAVE TO PEE

and

THIS FORUM ROX. best ever. qwell 2nd best. i still msg one person from my old forum over AIM

but i use ichat

SO ITS OK

word

LASEERDANCE BEST BAND EVER

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2548 on:** 20 Jun 2009, 06:15 »

Guys I just went to a burner party last night with these people and I am ... well, in pretty good shape for 9 AM on Saturday morning.

Alex C · « **Reply #2549 on:** 20 Jun 2009, 15:17 »

Yeah, I'm not remotely drunk, but I just want to express my appreciation for whiskey sours.

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