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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2800 on: 11 Sep 2009, 18:32 »

Hey guys guess what I'M AT COLLEGE AND I'M GETTING DRUNKDED!!!

In all seriousness, I'm moving from buzz toward a more intoxicated level, though (unfortunately) my alcohol consumption has been only Keystone Light, possibly the second worst beer ever, only surpassed by Natty Light.  But whatevs, my hallway is having a sick party, I'm rocking out to Dinosaur Jr., and later I'm going to a super fun dance party where I will hopefully dance with the girl who I really really like.

AND I ROCKED AN AUDITION TODAY!  If that's not an excuse to party, I don't know what is.
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« Reply #2801 on: 11 Sep 2009, 18:36 »

This weekend I (along with my two very best friends) are consuming several grams of super fire head funk, 4 tabs of white-on-white (REALLY strong acid), and several delicious beers.  Rennfest may or may not be involved at the same time.  Will provide reports later.
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« Reply #2802 on: 11 Sep 2009, 21:14 »

yeah i mean i didnt get stoned. and with one of my boys it took him like 4 or 5 times. i mean, next time you should get stoned and itll be tite.

which reminds me i was so baked last night. sooooooooo baked.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2803 on: 11 Sep 2009, 21:49 »

First time I got stoned was way different than the rest, yeah, but I definitely felt something.  That may have been because I smoked like 2 grams out of a 3-foot tube plus a really big shotgun made out of a really big red wiffle ball bat.  If there is a next time, you'll probably notice the difference in perception.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2804 on: 11 Sep 2009, 22:53 »

Gin and tonics are basically the best, except for jack daniels and coca cola, except for several hours of drinking one followed by several hours of drinking the other
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2805 on: 12 Sep 2009, 03:15 »

woke up drunk at 6pm, have to start work at 10. Having uncontrollable shakes but also extremely euphoric, albeit in a weirdly melancholic way. Expecting one of the biggest nights of the year to date at work, should be interesting.

Gin and tonics are basically the best, except for jack daniels and coca cola, except for several hours of drinking one followed by several hours of drinking the other

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« Reply #2806 on: 12 Sep 2009, 04:23 »

Lotsa beer.  Craqshing at my firend paul s place. Blindess is playing on the television, it is an awful movie. awful. i fucking love being drunk., everything feels better. everything makes more sense. this couild be a bad thing.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2807 on: 12 Sep 2009, 14:23 »

i mean, next time you should get stoned and itll be tite.

The second time I smoked, I definitely felt something, and it was just really boring.  I'll stick to drinking, thank you very much.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2808 on: 12 Sep 2009, 15:21 »

bro don't be so smug dude you are harshing my melon man oh wow

also the first time I got stoned I also got so drunk I had to get my stomach pumped so I can't remember whether it did anything or not but I don't understand how this whole thing where weed doesn't seem to work for the first time for certain people could possibly work physiologically but then again I am not a doctor (or scientist?)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2809 on: 12 Sep 2009, 17:12 »

woohoo white grape smirnoff!!!   :laugh:
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2810 on: 12 Sep 2009, 18:43 »

BEEEEEEER.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2811 on: 12 Sep 2009, 20:59 »

You don't necessarily get stoned the first time you smoke because you probably aren't smoking it right is all. You'll get the swing of it with a couple more tries. If that is what you want to do.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2812 on: 13 Sep 2009, 00:18 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2813 on: 13 Sep 2009, 07:22 »

The funny thing is that I totally tried to compose something insightful and profound about the joys of alcohol and intoxication, specifically in relation to quality of conversation within a group of highly amusing, intelligent people, but after I had typed it out I looked at it and realized that "BEEEEEEEEER" said everything I needed to say with more conciseness and verve.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2814 on: 13 Sep 2009, 08:11 »

Yeah, so acid + Rennfest today.  Wish me luck!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2815 on: 13 Sep 2009, 21:46 »

Holy shit holy shit holy shit   today has happened I had one paper and then they convinced me to eat some more after my turkey leg was done so after we left rennfest it was a whole nother portal instead of going to fairyland we went to space i was driving on the chocolate cake

oh my god i just stared at a bug on my screen for like 6 minutes

NEed sLSEepp

christ today was nuts

tnis fieels lieke a moanoyleogue

I'm gonna need to see some photographic evidence
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2816 on: 13 Sep 2009, 21:53 »

we left rennfest it was a whole nother portal instead of going to fairyland we went to space i was driving on the chocolate cake

this is a wonderful phrase
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2817 on: 13 Sep 2009, 21:56 »

you make the letters stop dancing around, then, they aren't listening to me
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« Reply #2818 on: 13 Sep 2009, 22:27 »

Thumbs up for your day, man.
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« Reply #2819 on: 15 Sep 2009, 09:05 »

I somehow completely forgot to mention the elephants.  There were elephants.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2820 on: 15 Sep 2009, 09:06 »

Wait was this Renn Fest in Maryland or Mass?
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« Reply #2821 on: 15 Sep 2009, 09:57 »

Maryland.
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« Reply #2822 on: 15 Sep 2009, 13:04 »

I feel like it's time to mention that since July 24 "someone who isn't me" has consumed hallucinogens and/or entactogens on 10 occasions.

July 24: SWIM ate a pink star pill, went to a party, was offered and ate a tab at the party, went back to my friend's place relatively early, sat around bullshitting and watching the Electric Sheep for the rest of the night, enjoyed himself thoroughly (but the pink stars make for some scrambly thoughts  and shitty short-term memory on the comedown, he's not sure he likes that)
August 1: ate two tabs, went to a Quentin Tarentino themed dance party, smoked a couple bowls with a girl he had just met a couple days earlier (and who he is now in an EXTREMELY happy relationship with) after walking her home at 4 AM, went back to the party, danced like a marionette on speed, meditated while sitting on a subwoofer during Skream's "In For the Kill" remix (one of the best dubstep songs ever), enjoyed himself thoroughly
August 8: accidentally dosed himself on active levels of 2C-E and 5-MeO-DiPT (unknown proportions thereof), hung out with said girl (relationship had started by this point), enjoyed self thoroughly despite unexpected nature of trip (mainly because of girl)
August 16: attended Burning Man regional fundraiser event in NYC, licked two drops of absolutely fantastic liquid acid, danced like his life depended on it (probably better than he ever has), had long rambly conversations with aforementioned girl, walked around NYC for the following day coming down happily
August 22: shared doses of 5-MeO-DiPT with said girl, fucked all afternoon (it's the best drug for sex, period, he believes)
September 1: dosed on 2C-E with a group of friends at Burning Man, danced, watched sunrise
September 3: shared doses of 5-MeO-DiPT with recent acquaintance at Burning Man, had sex on open 40-foot-tall elevated rotating bed for which he received standing ovation from nearby audience
September 4: dosed on DOC (acid substitute that causes 20-24 hour trip), watched massive pyrotechnics display, ate "energon cube" (acid sugar cube), found 20 hits of acid and a capsule with a small amount of mystery drug on the ground, ate two of the hits and gave the rest away over the course of the night, spent all morning (of 9/5) driving around desert on school bus (which had been stacked with monstrous inflatable orange worm things to make it look like an undersea creature) sitting on massive sound system drinking Bloody Marys and getting off intermittently to dance, climb on art projects, and eat vodka watermelon.  During late morning, made ill-advised (but ultimately not damaging) decision to snort capsule of mystery found-on-the-ground drug, currently believes it to have been 2C-I or 2C-E based on size of dose, symptoms of tripping, and the fact that there are actually few other things that would make sense.  Took steam bath and came down in the late afternoon and early evening of September 5.
September 6: ate half of another energon cube and a THC Rice Krispies Treat, tripped slightly uncomfortably (and definitely unexpectedly) hard, watched magnificent black-light theatrical interpretive dance ensemble, ultimately enjoyed self thoroughly
September 12: shared doses of MDMA with aforementioned girl (not Burning Man acquaintance), had an absolutely lovely afternoon

Maybe someone who isn't me should slow down.  He expects to, anyway.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2823 on: 16 Sep 2009, 15:47 »

Yeah, slow down dude.

just back from pub. Got driving lesson tomorrow. bleeehhhhh
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2824 on: 16 Sep 2009, 18:37 »

Dude, my buddy once drove a truck still drunk from the night before.  He says it was the scariest morning of his life.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2825 on: 16 Sep 2009, 20:47 »

Yeah, slow down dude.

Nah, it seems to be a pretty excellently even keel. I say keep at it.

When I was but a lad (oop north where it's boring and slow) shopping at Netto was almost the ultimate faux pas. Woe betide the unfortunate child who brought his games kit wrapped in a Netto bag as opposed to Morrisons or even Kwik Save. I am glad such childish snobbery is behind me, and I can enjoy really cheap lager even if it is of rather poor quality. But hey, Carlsberg Export is 5% and that's not to be sniffed at when it's the bargain option. Here's to you Netto, and your unfortunately obese staff.
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« Reply #2826 on: 16 Sep 2009, 21:20 »

Yeah, this guy who's not me has been pretty amazed in retrospect by the magnitude of what his lifestyle has been like recently, but the results have been pretty extensively joyful, and the pendulum seems to be swinging back around towards stability now that this year's desert adventures are behind him.
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« Reply #2827 on: 17 Sep 2009, 14:55 »

It is Thursday evening.  Which means 24 hours until Friday evening.  Which means no classes the next day.  Which means I will not be sober then.  Huzzah.

On a side note I smoked my pipe today for the first time in a while.  I love being 18 years old and smoking a pipe.  I get the weirdest looks from people.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2828 on: 19 Sep 2009, 10:01 »



This is from much earlier this evening, begore I met up with a bunch of other people. A quiet half hour spent in one of the best pubs in sydney, enjoying a ploughman's and a pint of old admiral, and watching australia lose to the kiwis.

it was all downhill/uphill from there.


ps there are four different types of pickled things on that plate, see if you can name them all!
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« Reply #2829 on: 19 Sep 2009, 12:49 »

Pickles (pickled cucumbers), olives, I can't tell if those are pearl onions or green tomatoes, not sure about the fourth.
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« Reply #2830 on: 19 Sep 2009, 12:56 »

That bread looks good.


Me? sober? no officer im not sober.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2831 on: 19 Sep 2009, 15:16 »

Pickles (pickled cucumbers), olives, I can't tell if those are pearl onions or green tomatoes, not sure about the fourth.
Olives?!

Pickled egg, Pickled onions, gherkins and Branston pickle.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2832 on: 19 Sep 2009, 15:57 »

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« Reply #2833 on: 19 Sep 2009, 23:34 »

DUDESSSSSS I TOTALLY GOT INTO THE A CAPELLA GROUP THAT I REALLY WANTED TO GET INTO AT MY COLLEGE /UNVIRSITY!!!!!!!  I AM SO TOTALLY FUCKED FRIGHT NOW /BECAUSE THE STOLE  E AWAY AND PLYED ME WITH DELICISOUS LOCAL BEER AND DAMN IF IT WASN'T FUCKING GREAT.
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« Reply #2834 on: 20 Sep 2009, 00:04 »

I am imagining your post as a really agressive four part vocal harmony.
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« Reply #2835 on: 20 Sep 2009, 02:39 »

DUDESSSSSS I TOTALLY GOT INTO THE A CAPELLA GROUP THAT I REALLY WANTED TO GET INTO AT MY COLLEGE /UNVIRSITY!!!!!!!  I AM SO TOTALLY FUCKED FRIGHT NOW /BECAUSE THE STOLE  E AWAY AND PLYED ME WITH DELICISOUS LOCAL BEER AND DAMN IF IT WASN'T FUCKING GREAT.

Because nothing helps your voice like alcohol...  Just kidding.  I've been drinking beer, and beer is good.  PBR is a fantastic beer to buy at a bar because it's cheap, and it doesn't suck as much as it should.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2836 on: 20 Sep 2009, 12:40 »

Apparently having 40 people and a live DJ in someone's apartment leads to noise complaints Who knew?

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« Reply #2837 on: 20 Sep 2009, 13:30 »

Apparently, having five people in your apartment with a little bit of background music also leads to noise complaints.  The cops had no clue how anyone had complained about us.
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« Reply #2838 on: 20 Sep 2009, 14:45 »

be sure it is a thing that ray would say
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« Reply #2839 on: 20 Sep 2009, 18:18 »

Guys, flat party in friend's flat I helped organize. About 150 persons showed up. We had a keg (which broke down to about 4 dollars each because we asked people to donate some money, which amazingly they did). There were a couple of homeless troubadours (I guess?) who played guitar for us, after some other kid we don't know DJed a set that included a shit load of soulwax remixes (which I thought was amazing).

Basically, at like 11 o'clock I was hanging around the keg and the party was kind of timid, I was talking to my friend's flatmates who were really cool and talking about a drinking game called wizard's wand but then I had to make my way to the kitchen and out of nowhere our living room (where this random kid was DJing) was jam packed of people dancing. I actually couldn't get to the kitchen, I had to leave through a window and come back through the back door.

This was a couple of days ago, just felt I had to point out it happened.

Now I'm just jet-lagged and lightly tipsy. It's a happy state of being.

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« Reply #2840 on: 20 Sep 2009, 21:22 »

I have taken a possibly unfortunate combination of ambien and whiskey. We will see where this night takes me...

(the kyes feel so weird to type on)
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« Reply #2841 on: 23 Sep 2009, 21:08 »

i actually smoked weed for the first time tonight.  (i have gotten high before but it was off second hand smoke and that is lame and not worth talking about)  it was good. i am mostly high on life though.
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« Reply #2842 on: 24 Sep 2009, 07:01 »

some crazy person is singing in the alleyway outside of my house

they're actually pretty alright

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« Reply #2843 on: 24 Sep 2009, 18:34 »

GUYS GUESS WHAT I AM TURNING 21 SOON. BUT I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THERE IS TO LOOK FORWARDS TO AFTER 21. IS THERE ANYTHING? I DO NOT THINK SO. UH. NO.
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« Reply #2844 on: 24 Sep 2009, 18:40 »

There is.

I'll tell you what it is:

Life.

You get 50-80 years of it left and it's frikkin' sweet.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2845 on: 24 Sep 2009, 19:32 »

Who actually enjoys the 50-80 bracket
I'm certainly not enjoying it
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2846 on: 24 Sep 2009, 20:18 »

fuck you drama

if it wasn't for politics llama fighting the minister tonight would have been an unremitting disaster
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2847 on: 24 Sep 2009, 20:18 »

He's saying that after 21 you have between 50 and 80 years of life left.

But since you asked between the ages of 50 and 80 I plan on retiring, travelling, and spoiling the shit out of my grandchildren. I'm only 25 now, but I'm really looking forward to that period of my life, and the 25 years years that lead up to it.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2848 on: 24 Sep 2009, 20:45 »

I just got this from a little shop in Hampton, it hits beautifully.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2849 on: 24 Sep 2009, 20:56 »

GUYS GUESS WHAT I AM TURNING 21 SOON. BUT I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THERE IS TO LOOK FORWARDS TO AFTER 21. IS THERE ANYTHING? I DO NOT THINK SO. UH. NO.

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