Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1091802 times)

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2900 on:** 12 Oct 2009, 21:58 »

Been drinking tonight. There was Rochester musician thing tonight at a bar, and I got to talk with music people, which I always enjoy. I just need to get started talking with jazz people. I think I'm going to drink every night this week. It's going to be great. I don't have a vacation (see blog thread for details), but at least I can set my own damned hours.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #2901 on:** 12 Oct 2009, 22:36 »

Happy Columbus Day!

auuughhhhhhhh

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2902 on:** 14 Oct 2009, 13:37 »

Dear internet,

Just got my official, Royally-certified British pub pint glass in the mail, and of course had to test it out with a delicious pint of Saranac Black and Tan.

Drinking on a Wednesday: I am officially a degenerate.

Reed · « **Reply #2903 on:** 14 Oct 2009, 13:46 »

You're joking, right? I just spent almost 4 hours in a bar with Tyler and his sister in the middle of my work day, and I don't consider myself a degenerate.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2904 on:** 14 Oct 2009, 15:14 »

Yeah so it turns out my friends and family are all degenerates

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2905 on:** 14 Oct 2009, 16:13 »

Yes, I was indeed joking.

On a side note, attitudes towards alcohol consumption at my college (and thus, by completely unfounded extrapolation, American undergraduate institutions in general) are completely ass-backwards. Basically, according to the majority, or at least most vocal contingent of the student population, it is perfectly okay to drink until you vomit all over the place, but only on Thursday-Saturday nights. If you drink on any other day of the week, or if you consume any alcohol before 8pm, you are automatically an alcoholic (whereas if you get sick every weekend you're just having a good time).

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2906 on:** 14 Oct 2009, 19:05 »

Unless you go to the same school as me, then yes your extrapolation regarding all American universities is completely true.

BlakeJustBlake · « **Reply #2907 on:** 15 Oct 2009, 04:55 »

That may be true for people who don't really drink often, then I think the rule of thumb is that if they see you drunk more than twice in the same month outside of a party/bar/weekend setting then you're an alcoholic to them.

Liz · « **Reply #2908 on:** 15 Oct 2009, 05:54 »

Jens I love your sig quote. This is the first time I've noticed it and it made me giggle quite a bit.

Also yayyy drunk train ride?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2909 on:** 15 Oct 2009, 11:26 »

Quote from: greenMonkey on 14 Oct 2009, 16:13

On a side note, attitudes towards alcohol consumption at my college (and thus, by completely unfounded extrapolation, American undergraduate institutions in general) are completely ass-backwards. Basically, according to the majority, or at least most vocal contingent of the student population, it is perfectly okay to drink until you vomit all over the place, but only on Thursday-Saturday nights. If you drink on any other day of the week, or if you consume any alcohol before 8pm, you are automatically an alcoholic (whereas if you get sick every weekend you're just having a good time).

It depends on who you ask. You see, we had a large contingent of food and bev workers (I was an honorary member, being a musician) and their weekends are not the same as normal people's weekends. So, I probably went to more parties not on weekends than on weekends. Drinking was also something that you did while you ate lunch. Always. Unless the place didn't serve alcohol, but that just meant you didn't go to the right place.

Quote from: Jeans on 15 Oct 2009, 05:01

I think that probably the worst thing in the world is sitting on the last train home while completely smashed, having to stay awake so as to not miss your stop. There is a constant worry of "did the train just pass my station while I was asleep?" and just general dread that you'll throw up on some poor conductor.

Last time I rode on a train by myself after drinking, I just needed to pee really badly. As soon as my stop was reached (which was conveniently the final stop), I peed in the long grass next to the station.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #2910 on:** 15 Oct 2009, 16:12 »

wheeee

nicely buzzed. meebo is being boring. that is all. thank you.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2911 on:** 15 Oct 2009, 19:35 »

Killing my Magic Hat #9 out of my brand new OFFICIAL BRITISH PUB PINT GLASS. It has the Queen's seal and everything.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2912 on:** 15 Oct 2009, 20:18 »

I cannot for the life of me imagine the Queen drinking out of a pub pint glass.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2913 on:** 15 Oct 2009, 20:18 »

You don't think she could go for a pint of lager?

p.s. I'm thinking that maybe Bluecoat should not be in really dry martinis.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #2914 on:** 16 Oct 2009, 20:40 »

The Queen has no fucking class. Bitch eats Cadbury's fingers like there's no tomorrow. And yes I am drunk but that is still legit fact. However, she has so little class I suspect the pint thing still wouldn't work, she's probably all about vodka and red bull and doesn't know her way around a pint of decent ale.

I got freaked out earlier by that bit of footage of Thatcher pruning some roses. That shit should not be allowed on TV at times when drunks might be watching.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2915 on:** 16 Oct 2009, 22:13 »

OM NOM NOM Dogfish Head and Saranac Pumpkin Ale. And Gin and Tonics with shitty gin. DRUNK.

I probably will be tomorrow as well, though not as much. I'm going to a "screw dance", so named because you are randomly matched with your date and you either like them enough that you screw them or they are a terrible person and you get screwed.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2916 on:** 16 Oct 2009, 23:02 »

Beer! PBR!

BlakeJustBlake · « **Reply #2917 on:** 17 Oct 2009, 04:01 »

Thank you for making 10 dollar gallons of wine, Carlo rossi, you have made many of my nights possible.

Ballard · « **Reply #2918 on:** 17 Oct 2009, 14:24 »

Sam, this is not the first time you have mentioned tall boys in a bragging tone.

You do realize that tall boys share a level of class with the following:

fucking your buddy's girlfriend while listening to Insane Clown Posse
fucking Insane Clown Posse while listening to your buddy's girlfriend
jenkem
Kanye West's entourage

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2919 on:** 17 Oct 2009, 14:27 »

Tall boys are also acceptable for hipsters, which is funny because hipsters, in general, are not acceptable.

scarred · « **Reply #2920 on:** 17 Oct 2009, 18:30 »

Havin' some brews (Full Moon Winter Ale is awesome), eatin' Spaghettios, and watchin' the Office. It's only 6:30 and the night is already off to a good start.

(Yesterday we began and finished a Heineken mini-keg. Glorious.)

Lummer · « **Reply #2921 on:** 17 Oct 2009, 21:14 »

I am drunk and emotional. This sucks.

The only girl that has openly admitted to wanting me, has a boyfriend. Granted, that boyfriend hasn't fucked her for three months, but still. I feel kinda shitty about this.
I know I'm an alright dude. I know I'm not hideous, but... What the fuck you guys?!

Just why is it, that females are more attracted to complete assholes and douches, than me!? I'm a good guy, goddamnit. I just want a sweet, good girl to settle down with and have a bunch of kids with. Is that really too much to ask?!

Emaline · « **Reply #2922 on:** 17 Oct 2009, 22:09 »

I say just sleep with her, and see what happens next.

Though, I have had quite a few glasses of vodka with a tiny bit of juice. for color.

Did you know that pomegranate vodka, plus pomegranate limeade equal the greatest thing ever?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2923 on:** 17 Oct 2009, 22:44 »

I would disagree, because it doesn't include gin. I've realize that I need to do something right now (drink more gin).

p.s. Depression! It's great because it results in more drinking.

scarred · « **Reply #2924 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 00:01 »

Depression is life's way of saying you're not drunk enough.

Eris · « **Reply #2925 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 00:53 »

Guess who bought a bottle of 42 below today? I did!

Unfortunately I am not on my actual computer, so no amusing taco pictures from me tonight. Maybe some angry posts in QCD, who knows.

Joseph · « **Reply #2926 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 00:57 »

Half a bottle of wine, discussion of Heidegger Nabokov etc, beers, meeting Alley's hockey team, bike rides, circumspect vodka, religion, friend's house more vodka and talk of teenagehood, attempt to go dancing, talking with roommates until four.

Good night.

BlakeJustBlake · « **Reply #2927 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 03:49 »

Today I discovered the magic of personal sized liquor bottles. I also discovered that I will drink a 375ml bottle of Jack daniels like it's coca cola. Magically I also discovered that I have amazing tolerance.

Eris · « **Reply #2928 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 04:33 »

drunk drunk drunk. Also, I feel like I should be indignant about the flippant talk about depression and drinking because my father (who is clinically depressed) is an alcoholic and it is because of his depression that he became more of an alcoholic, and both conditions are kinda serious and because of them I am kinda screwed in the head and paranoid that I am going to turn into a depressed alcoholic like him.

but I am too drunk to care that much. Woo?

Liz · « **Reply #2929 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 08:22 »

Quote from: Lummer on 17 Oct 2009, 21:14

Just why is it, that females are more attracted to complete assholes and douches, than me!? I'm a good guy, goddamnit. I just want a sweet, good girl to settle down with and have a bunch of kids with. Is that really too much to ask?!

I'd hit it.

Just sayin'.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2930 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 09:03 »

You may take that as an insult or a compliment, as you will (particularly in view of the fact that this is the drunk thread).

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2931 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 12:00 »

I got to order my first alcoholic drink at a restaurant last night! It was a milkshake with Bailey's. Girly drink, maybe. But it was so goddamed delicious.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2932 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 13:03 »

If you live in a Midwestern state (save Illinois) or some Eastern states, try out Bell's Brewery. I've only had about six, but all of them were excellent.

Ballard · « **Reply #2933 on:** 18 Oct 2009, 18:07 »

went to a bar by Columbia University last night. classic ivy league dive bar, warm atmosphere, good vibes, strong drinks, fantastic burgers

got well and good trashed. oktoberfest is a nice beer when it is on tap all night. I also had tap guinness for the first time and realized that it is chocolatey. the bottled crap is not at all.

also rounds of jameson and numerous bowls throughout the night

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2934 on:** 20 Oct 2009, 14:07 »

This weekend I will be having chill nights w/ good beers on Thursday and Friday, then absolute drunken craziness on Saturday following the first a cappella concert of the year. I am so pumped.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2935 on:** 20 Oct 2009, 14:31 »

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2936 on:** 22 Oct 2009, 17:48 »

get upah (get on up)

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2937 on:** 22 Oct 2009, 17:50 »

stay on the scene (get on up)

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2938 on:** 22 Oct 2009, 17:52 »

uh-like a sex machine-uh (get on up)

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2939 on:** 23 Oct 2009, 14:36 »

birthday bowl of og kush

huge-ass pint of chocolate oak-aged yeti

brutal legend

heaven

Toba · « **Reply #2940 on:** 23 Oct 2009, 22:12 »

Sober.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2941 on:** 23 Oct 2009, 22:13 »

WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2942 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 17:13 »

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

Everyone sing with me!

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

Light Engine · « **Reply #2943 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 18:54 »

Cheap vodka is gooood. Bad DJs are not

Emaline · « **Reply #2944 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 19:10 »

Ginnnnn

tooonniiiic

yesssssssssssssssss

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2945 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 22:23 »

Gin is awesome with gin, too.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2946 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 23:41 »

Gin is pretty good.

I like beer too. I have had a lot of it tonight. And I still have a lot in my room. Oh well. Save it for later.

scarred · « **Reply #2947 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 23:47 »

Gin is great. One time we had it in a V8 juice bottle. It was gone very quickly, and we stumbled home very slowly.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2948 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 09:36 »

That happens. Last night I had mulled wine, and it was really good. Ginger, citrus, cinnamon, star anise and that's all I remember going into the pot. Apparently it was a "Joy of Cooking" recipe. Try it, because it's definitely good!

BlakeJustBlake · « **Reply #2949 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 18:32 »

last night was one of my room mates birthdays (I have 4 room mates) and so we had a huge party in his 21st honor. Three bands came and played, we had a good gallon and a half of Everclear (mixed with various things. The majority of my room mates threw up, one of my friends vomited in my bed. People were over until 1pm when I finally passed out, still drinking vodka. What a great night.

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