Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 870302 times)

Reed · « **Reply #2950 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 22:03 »

You know what's tasty? Imperial pumpkin ale. Specifically, if such ale is 8% ABV. On top of that, it had a label with a jack-o-lantern wearing a crown, cape and wielding a scepter, leading an army of other jack-o-lanterns.

Joseph · « **Reply #2951 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 23:16 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 24 Oct 2009, 22:23

Gin is awesome with gin, too.

Also with the most miniscule amount of vermouth possible. Shaken with ice. Served with a twist of lemon.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #2952 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 23:36 »

Joseph why do you say such hurtful things?

:[ :[

Joseph · « **Reply #2953 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 23:46 »

Because I know of your masochistic tendencies.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #2954 on:** 26 Oct 2009, 00:38 »

A good martini does not:

* Skimp on the vermouth. Vermouth is a fantastic mixer, don't be a kid and dismiss it.
*Get shaken. Unless you like your drinks watered down, can I interest you with a premixed vodka drink maybe?

I do approve of the citrus though I personally prefer lime.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2955 on:** 26 Oct 2009, 20:44 »

Plans for Friday: getting high, consuming good beer, reading the worst play ever written with a group of friends. I'm looking forward to it.

BlakeJustBlake · « **Reply #2956 on:** 26 Oct 2009, 23:17 »

Halloween weekend this weekend! So much partying is planned.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2957 on:** 27 Oct 2009, 07:49 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman on 26 Oct 2009, 00:38

A good martini does not:

* Skimp on the vermouth. Vermouth is a fantastic mixer, don't be a kid and dismiss it.
*Get shaken. Unless you like your drinks watered down, can I interest you with a premixed vodka drink maybe?

I do approve of the citrus though I personally prefer lime.

Agree with the second, could not agree less on the first. A very small amount of vermouth changes the flavor a lot. Any more and any of the subtleties that the gin has are going to be lost. I like mine all the way straight up.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2958 on:** 27 Oct 2009, 17:18 »

Quote from: greenMonkey on 26 Oct 2009, 20:44

the worst play ever written

Oleanna?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2959 on:** 27 Oct 2009, 18:45 »

Why does Rogue gin taste so good? Is it the same reason Rogue brewery makes fantastic beers? Is it the same reason Rogue creamery (loose relation) makes phenomenal cheeses? Is Oregon really that awesome?

Reed · « **Reply #2960 on:** 27 Oct 2009, 18:51 »

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2961 on:** 27 Oct 2009, 19:44 »

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 27 Oct 2009, 17:18

Quote from: greenMonkey on 26 Oct 2009, 20:44
the worst play ever written

Oleanna?

Worse. Somehow.

I actually haven't read it yet, I've just heard about it. It seems to be one of those "so bad it's good" kinds of things.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2962 on:** 27 Oct 2009, 20:22 »

Oi. Didn't think anything *could* be worse than that. What is it?

allison · « **Reply #2963 on:** 27 Oct 2009, 20:33 »

Who taught you Oleanna? Or performed it for you? If you think it's bad, they did it wrong.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2964 on:** 28 Oct 2009, 11:35 »

How about a pretty terrible director for it? Though, to be fair, that would ruin almost any play. The guy who played the professor was decent; the girl, not so much.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2965 on:** 28 Oct 2009, 12:03 »

Oleanna better be a bottle of moonshine.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2966 on:** 29 Oct 2009, 13:27 »

Dear Thursday,

I currently have a six pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, a six pack of Guinness, a fall-themed variety box of 12 Saranac beers, and a winter-themed box of 12 Sam Adams beers sitting on the floor of my room. I am so excited for good beer!

Love,
Me

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2967 on:** 29 Oct 2009, 14:11 »

I miss Gulden Draak.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2968 on:** 29 Oct 2009, 16:51 »

Just finished teaching my last class of the semester. I am so relieved. Time to go crack open a few bottles of Sam Adams Irish Red.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2969 on:** 29 Oct 2009, 21:59 »

Buzz buzz buzz

Guys, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is really really good. I had a great, chill, Thursday night with 3 friends of mine where we sat around, talked about music, and drank some pretty good beer. I have to say, I'm not really a fan of the Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic or Guiness from a bottle, but it was definitely a wonderful night and I am now perfectly buzzed and ready to sleep.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #2970 on:** 29 Oct 2009, 23:33 »

Quote from: Sam on 27 Oct 2009, 13:27

part of recent pickup
detail shots: . . .

You are certainly a lucky person, Sam.
God, that stuff must smell terrific.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2971 on:** 30 Oct 2009, 14:40 »

Somehow tomorrow I have to be at six flat parties + dj at the same time, but tonight it's dead.

No matter, beer + weed + homemade pizza + flatmates : all good.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #2972 on:** 30 Oct 2009, 15:10 »

Quote from: Sam on 30 Oct 2009, 11:11

my bag smells like a tropical wonderland whenever i open it

man, if you are ever in NW Washington, remind me to get you some really good stuff.

the south ain't got shit (at least not at the reasonable prices that we do). the stuff my parents smoke will make your fucking head spin. hell, it makes my head spin like a top with one hit and i smoke alot.

Toba · « **Reply #2973 on:** 30 Oct 2009, 15:15 »

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 30 Oct 2009, 15:10

man, if you are ever in NW Washington, remind me to get you some really good stuff.

INTERNET DRUG DEALER MODE ENGAGE

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #2974 on:** 30 Oct 2009, 15:17 »

who's talking about drugs?

not me.

Toba · « **Reply #2975 on:** 30 Oct 2009, 22:25 »

im durnk hahhahah WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2976 on:** 30 Oct 2009, 22:34 »

I got high for the first time ever tonight, then had gin and tonics, then had beer, then had nothing, and now I'm having more beer! WEEEE!

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #2977 on:** 31 Oct 2009, 00:42 »

I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #2978 on:** 31 Oct 2009, 00:51 »

A good question was brought up tonight. If you give Zombie Jesus a lapdance... is it praise or is it blasphemy?

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #2979 on:** 31 Oct 2009, 02:50 »

It depends on if any bits fall of or not.

* * *

Went to the Doctor's office for a bad cough, and he found that I have some weird lung infection. In addition to an antibiotic, he gave me a codeine-based cough syrup.
It ain't really doing shit for the cough, but god damn do I feel great!

I need to play with my hair for a while...

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #2980 on:** 01 Nov 2009, 10:00 »

Got Drigh as hell last night. Twas awesome.
Until I started with the internal monologue.
Tried to open a Guinness Draught (sp?) on the side of a table.
Oops. Table lost.
Host was (I think) a bit of a dick about it, but then we were both drunk so I don't know.
(I.E. a very small part of the table came off under the bottle cap)
(If you're reading this dude, I'm really sorry about that.)

So, last night.
Drank a bit, had half a pizza (split with me best mate).
Drank more, played beer pong. Got in a circle in the garage, shared someone's piece. Smoked.
Drank more.
Drank more.
(table incident)
Played Kings.
Owned everyone as Thumb-Master.

Drank more.
Smoked some more. HOT girl brought some, didn't have a piece, I had my oney (hard-core sp?)
Went back inside.
Drank more.
...
Woke up.

Came home, went to sleep. Had a bad dream.

Drank: A swig of Jameson. A couple swigs of Camelot Mead. One Killian's. Six beer pong cups of Killian's. Two Guinness Draughts. Two or three glasses of Seagram's and Coca-Cola.

Fun times.
Sorta.
Damn social events.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2981 on:** 01 Nov 2009, 22:11 »

Sipping a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale before getting ready to turn in after finishing some disgusting math work.

ummmkay · « **Reply #2982 on:** 02 Nov 2009, 11:13 »

guys i usually do not drink more than a couple of beers because i have to drive home at the end of the night, but friday night i didn't and i had 2 shots and 4 beers in just over an hour. apparently i am an adorable and very affectionate drunk!

sean · « **Reply #2983 on:** 02 Nov 2009, 19:52 »

just hit up a few leftover tall boys from saturday night.

shit's cool.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2984 on:** 05 Nov 2009, 08:31 »

Throwing a couple brewskies in the fridge for tonight. I have a math exam, and once I finish it I'm getting some pizza and heading back to my room for a date with alcoholic goodness.

P.S. Since arriving at the college the majority of my posts have been in this thread. I think this is a positive thing.

Ballard · « **Reply #2985 on:** 05 Nov 2009, 08:44 »

Quote from: Sam on 27 Oct 2009, 13:27

part of recent pickup
detail shots: . . .

Quote from: I Am Not Amused on 31 Oct 2009, 00:42

I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

You can't begin to understand how unnecessary this is.

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 30 Oct 2009, 15:10

Quote from: Sam on 30 Oct 2009, 11:11
my bag smells like a tropical wonderland whenever i open it

man, if you are ever in NW Washington, remind me to get you some really good stuff.

the south ain't got shit (at least not at the reasonable prices that we do). the stuff my parents smoke will make your fucking head spin. hell, it makes my head spin like a top with one hit and i smoke alot.

EDIT:

capybaras get crunk

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2986 on:** 05 Nov 2009, 08:55 »

Quote from: Ballard on 05 Nov 2009, 08:44

Quote from: I Am Not Amused on 31 Oct 2009, 00:42
I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

You can't begin to understand how unnecessary this is.

Unless one can order a chalupa pizza, because then it would be twice the gross for the price of one, and that's not as unnecessary as we'd like to pretend.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2987 on:** 05 Nov 2009, 21:47 »

Wow I am surprisingly drunk tonight. I had a math exam, and I think I did pretty well on it, plus it's Thursday, so I figured I could celebrate a little, so I did a bit of session drinking with the remainders of my stash. A pint of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, a couple Saranac IPAs, a Saranac Caramel Porter, and a Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale in the space of a little over 2.5 hours. I was really tired though, which may help explain why I feel so drunk.

Beren · « **Reply #2988 on:** 06 Nov 2009, 00:08 »

Good lord, I am far too high for the internet. Hung out with the girl my girlfriend and I asked out, with still no response, tonight. She decided she would feel a lot better smoking than paying attention to her terrible case of the flu. She still said she's "thinking about it". Oh well.

Woo water bongs. And Rogue Dead Guy on tap.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2989 on:** 06 Nov 2009, 11:37 »

I am so jealous of you for being somewhere where they have Dead Guy on tap.

sean · « **Reply #2990 on:** 06 Nov 2009, 12:15 »

at two am last night me and the kids ran into a very drunk person. we all hung out until 6 am.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Reed · « **Reply #2991 on:** 06 Nov 2009, 18:35 »

Why are my friends still deciding which bar we should go to? This is Vernon, there are only like 3 choices within 24 miles.

I want to be drunk nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!

Yayniall · « **Reply #2992 on:** 06 Nov 2009, 19:43 »

I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

Aurjay · « **Reply #2993 on:** 06 Nov 2009, 20:00 »

tonight its 151 and Malibu mixed with pineapple juice. Tomorrow is beer pong and more liquor. Man i love being in the Army

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2994 on:** 07 Nov 2009, 05:32 »

I totally had a food fight last night.

Also: open bar yeaaaah.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2995 on:** 07 Nov 2009, 14:02 »

today jogged almost 2 miles without stopping (new record)

today high on tropical weed

today listening to this

today gonna go out to powerplant with some old friends

today was pretty good

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2996 on:** 07 Nov 2009, 14:43 »

Saddened by a lack of ingredients for gin and tonics. Oh well, guess I'll stick to beer tonight.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #2997 on:** 07 Nov 2009, 19:17 »

drinking and meeboing is both legal and a good idea

sean · « **Reply #2998 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 00:37 »

man

tonight went from nothing to do to hey party drinking in like, 30 seconds.

except i went with two gay kids who just wanted to leave and go back to their house so i only got a beer and a rum and coke in. was plesantly drunk but i sobered up way too fast.

i could really go for a good long drunken night.

Toba · « **Reply #2999 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 13:28 »

Last night was fun.

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