Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 866726 times)

sean · « **Reply #3000 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 13:43 »

drinkin tonight whoo!

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3001 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 15:23 »

Next weekend is homecoming weekend for my college, and we are playing our archrival school for the football game. Now, I'm not really one to be absolutely crazy about college athletics, or to go crazy with school spirit, but I am looking forward to next weekend. Why? Because homecoming is basically the best possible excuse for consuming alcohol in large quantities for an extended period of time!

I have to procure more alcohols though. I and my friends have gone through the large stash of beer that I laid in a week and a half ago way too fast.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3002 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 16:25 »

Quote from: greenMonkey on 08 Nov 2009, 15:23

Because homecoming is basically the best possible excuse for consuming alcohol in large quantities for an extended period of time!

You're forgetting days that end in "y."

Reed · « **Reply #3003 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 16:28 »

People typically don't learn that lesson until they start grad school.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3004 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 16:32 »

Man, I was totally ahead of the curve on that one, then.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #3005 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 17:18 »

Enjoying. I am telling you that you are.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3006 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 00:44 »

I want to knw who's fucking idea it was to put rum in the packnake batter

sean · « **Reply #3007 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 10:27 »

goddamnit guys i need weed! i havent smoked in over a week and my roommate was supposed to bring some back from home but he coudn't get any and we have no good dealers here FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3008 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 14:34 »

Quote from: sean on 09 Nov 2009, 10:27

goddamnit guys i need weed! i havent smoked in over a week and my roommate was supposed to bring some back from home but he coudn't get any and we have no good dealers here FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Yours is truly a dire situation.
(Not being sarcastic)
I am sort of in the same boat.
Only, I could probably get some, but I has no monies.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3009 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 15:24 »

sean drive up to baltimore county, there is tons here

sean · « **Reply #3010 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 18:22 »

dude i dont even have a drivers license.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3011 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 18:37 »

catch a ride, or take the green jet

Reed · « **Reply #3012 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 21:41 »

Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Dogfish 120 minute IPA fucks your shit up!!

Now I can't stop listening to Andrew W.K. (fuck my sleeping roommate!!)!!!!

Toba · « **Reply #3013 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 21:50 »

Fucking people while they are asleep is rape, Reed.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3014 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 16:41 »

Making up my alcoholic shopping list for the weekend:
6 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
6 pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA
6 pack of Woodchuck Draft Cider
750ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin
Tonic Water
LIMES BITCHES

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3015 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:34 »

Quote from: Sam on 10 Nov 2009, 12:53

what is UP

friend got a $30 vape off ebay; it had pretty decent reviews, it's analog, and cheap. i am excited!

God damn, Sam. You always have the most delicious looking herbs.
(Unless that was a stock photo, in which case, I knew that.)

sean · « **Reply #3016 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:36 »

trust me thats not a stock photo

allison · « **Reply #3017 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 15:08 »

I should really have cards made up.

Dear ______,
Sorry for ____________ when I was drunk.
Love,
Allison

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #3018 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 16:19 »

Those are cards for a dude. If you have a vagina the proper card is:

Dear ______,
You're welcome for ____________ when I was drunk.
Love,
Allison

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3019 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 16:20 »

Quote from: allison on 11 Nov 2009, 15:08

I should really have cards made up.

Dear ______,
Sorry for ____________ when I was drunk.
Love,
Allison

I think everyone needs those cards.

Their name should replace yours, I guess.

sean · « **Reply #3020 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 23:12 »

oh god. stoned for the first time since halloween. so its an after a draught. after mostly band expensive weed. maybe its just cause i a stretch, but god this shit is good.

like how long it tooked to type that. holy damn.

also just had a really positive experience. ive been dealing with a whole slew of stupid emotional dramatic bullshit recently and i just smoked weed with a fellow music major i didnt know to well. such a positive break. we connected over a mutual liking for botch, i guess.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3021 on:** 13 Nov 2009, 22:53 »

holy fuck

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #3022 on:** 14 Nov 2009, 00:01 »

Everything was going fine until I switched to bourbon.

Then it started going excellent.

Finin · « **Reply #3023 on:** 14 Nov 2009, 15:10 »

I got a new toy and some amazing kush for my birthday, happy birthday to me.

sean · « **Reply #3024 on:** 14 Nov 2009, 16:31 »

was so baked last night.

slept from like 1am to like 3 pm and didnt fully recover till around 6ish

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3025 on:** 14 Nov 2009, 18:02 »

I have been drinking fairly regularly since 10am, when I had a delicious gin and tonic (a double), and then progressed to hard cider, then rum and coke (a lot, each with 2.5 shots of rum), then beer, then another gin and tonic, then a slight break, but now I've had a few beers and I'm rocking yet another delicious gin and tonic. Woo homecoming. Even though we lost the football game, it was a fucking great day.

Edit: Om nom nom tasty food and good beer, and Decemberists to top everything off. Excellent.

Edit 2: And now the beer is gone. So on to another double g and t. And some Jets to Brazil. Tonight is so wonderfully chill.

Edit 3: WOOO double g and t and drunk drunk drunk drunk.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #3026 on:** 15 Nov 2009, 16:32 »

i am slowly rediscovering how much i love red stripe. woot.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3027 on:** 16 Nov 2009, 06:07 »

Oh my head. Working drunk and hungover again, woo!

Gemmwah · « **Reply #3028 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 00:35 »

hangoverrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gemmwah · « **Reply #3029 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 01:46 »

i can't decide if coffee has made this thing better or worse, cause now i'm still hungover but i'm really really awake.

Ballard · « **Reply #3030 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 17:12 »

Guys, we shall now debate the benefits smoking out of a bowl vs. a (real wooden) pipe. I have a pipe which I once bought for smoking pipe tobacco but then I realized that I really don't like pipe tobacco much. I don't have a bowl but I've been meaning to invest in one for ages. Most often I use my one-hitter which is a little metal tube disguised as a cigarette and it makes everything taste shitty and metallic but is hella convenient.

Also has anyone here tried blueberry yum yum?

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3031 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 17:30 »

the big thing about wooden pipes is that they tend to get a little hot after all of the repeated lightings

Ballard · « **Reply #3032 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 17:55 »

I dunno man, I spent my entire weekend with a wooden pipe and blueberry yum yum and it was a weekend well spent.

Yeah, it's a decently nice pipe so I wouldn't pull it out to smoke with for hours between ten people but I feel like it'd be nice to smoke out of alone. I have never had a smoother hit than from a pipe.

Beren · « **Reply #3033 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 11:17 »

My father passed down a wooden pipe to me when I was 18. It was gold on the bottom, around a handle like carving. He never explicitly said it was for weed, but it was. And is. It's quite smooth. But maybe a decade of use is the reason.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3034 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 11:35 »

We saw the best pipe in Camden but I think it was a little broken so I couldn't justify spending £35 on it. As far as I remember it had an awesome carving of a buffalo on it.

Jace · « **Reply #3035 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 12:07 »

Quote from: Reed on 09 Nov 2009, 21:41

Now I can't stop listening to Andrew W.K. (fuck my sleeping roommate!!)!!!!

This pretty much sealed the deal that I have to get wasted with you, Reed.

sean · « **Reply #3036 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 12:47 »

i mean i once lined the top of my pipe with weed and lit the first hit and had tobacco for the rest. it was weird after 15 minutes of nothing i realized i was fucking baked.

so i mean topping it off is cool, but i mean just get a fucking bowl. bowls are tite.

sean · « **Reply #3037 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 23:34 »

hate smoking v. little. almost out and i wanted to save some for tomorrow. fuckin bummer. oh well tomorrow is gonna be my first day smoke at school, so im kinda stoked. gonna go explore n shit.

Ballard · « **Reply #3038 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 21:19 »

I usually buy in bulk but I am all out and broke and so today I loaned a dime of what happily turned out to be really good shit from a buddy at school and did all my work and made a few calls and felt good about being responsible and then I got monstrously baked. Woo.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3039 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 21:50 »

I killed the last of a fifth of Bombay Sapphire that I had acquired, then had a shot of vodka and continued with a couple of beers. Now I am coming off the backend of a wonderful drunk drunk drunk evening during which I danced with a couple of cute ladies and somewhat awkwardly made out with one of them on the dance floor.

It took me way too long to type this.

Toba · « **Reply #3040 on:** 21 Nov 2009, 23:47 »

Impromptu drinking occurred last night. Sam boston, sierra nevada pale, Jose. Good times.

De_El · « **Reply #3041 on:** 22 Nov 2009, 00:45 »

I'm not totally sober, but I'm not as drunk as I was. I didn't get very drunk tonight! I just had four or five glasses of wine, so it was a leisurely night. A dear friend of mine decided she wanted a classy evening in, so she invited everyone on the stipulation that they dressed formally.

You know, white shirt, coat and tie. Some dress slacks. I think I did all right.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3042 on:** 23 Nov 2009, 23:07 »

WHEEEE a six pack of Hoegaarden (which is surprisingly good) and a shot of shitty vodka. I am too drunk for a Monday night. Oh well, it's not like I have to do anything tomorrow morning.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3043 on:** 24 Nov 2009, 05:18 »

hello hash

it's been a while

sean · « **Reply #3044 on:** 25 Nov 2009, 12:43 »

it looks like im trying shrooms on friday.

stoked.

Candle · « **Reply #3045 on:** 25 Nov 2009, 12:57 »

they are quite fun...

be prepared to learn the meaning of life and shortly after forget it

scarred · « **Reply #3046 on:** 26 Nov 2009, 17:17 »

Not only am I not sober, I'm also not going to be even remotely hungry for the next week or so. Thanksgiving with the fam + Jameson, champaggin, and Captain Morgan = a very happy tummy.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3047 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 17:50 »

My family doesn't drink enough. I have decided this. Tonight I had a decidedly pretty good beer (Summit Extra Pale Ale) and a somewhat weak Scotch and water.

Liz · « **Reply #3048 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 18:17 »

I enjoy that beer. It is a good beer.

Dollface · « **Reply #3049 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 18:23 »

Quote from: Liz on 27 Nov 2009, 18:17

I enjoy that beer. It is a good beer.

me sober no im never soper!

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