Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 866762 times)

Yayniall · « **Reply #3050 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 18:30 »

The night started well with delicous manhattans but then Bath managed to be mind numblingly dull.
fucking bath

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3051 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 18:55 »

HOW QUAINT IT'S 3AM

Yayniall · « **Reply #3052 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 18:57 »

what time is it mister wolf?

dinner time.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh shit

sean · « **Reply #3053 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 22:25 »

so baked on the cliff tonight.

went to fucking g town of all places to hookah cause today was fuckin' weird and disorganized and then i ran into my old friend kat from dchc and her two friends and i chilled with them and hit a bowl for half an hour. so nice.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3054 on:** 27 Nov 2009, 23:01 »

haaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #3055 on:** 28 Nov 2009, 16:15 »

I have the nicest, most mellow buzz now after having had some of this:

Nothing like a bit of rum that's old enough to drive.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3056 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 17:53 »

I went to a pub that has over 350 beers on offer. I had five different beers, each one from a different continent.

It was amazing, and I am now a little bit drunk.

Also Aventinus Weisse may be my favorite beverage now.

plumbob78 · « **Reply #3057 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 18:17 »

There's a place like that near me. Almost all bottle, though.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3058 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 18:29 »

Yeah, Max's Tap House drained me of 42 bucks a few weeks back.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3059 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 19:24 »

One of the places near where I lived in Charleston had a 100 and 200 beers club. If you consumed 100 different beers (not in one sitting, you were limited to 5 per time so as not to encourage binge drinking one block away from a college), you would get your draft beer in a larger glass and a plaque on the wall with your name on it. After consuming 100 other beers (with various challenges and stricter rules), you'd get an even bigger glass for your drafts, and another plaque in a more prestigious location. I only made it to 100 beers before I moved (I did 60 of them in about three, maybe four weeks). I loved that place.

pilsner · « **Reply #3060 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 19:43 »

That's brilliant. By the time you've consumed 100 beers at most of these beer library places where most of the bottled imported stuff goes for $10+ you've invested enough money in the place to have otherwise been part owner. Also this is a shout-out to all you Torontonians who go to Smokeless Joes. Please stop telling your friends about it. Seriously.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3061 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 19:47 »

Oh, and they bought your 101st beer (in the big glass) and a celebratory shot, which probably about evens the score, monetarily. I did learn about tons of really great beer (I'm not really sure if they had much bad beer).

Toba · « **Reply #3062 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 22:17 »

You are not paying for alcohol.
You are not paying for company.
You are paying for selection of alcohol and company.
Bars are expensive.

scarred · « **Reply #3063 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 22:20 »

rum rum rum rum rum rum rum rum rum rum

pilsner · « **Reply #3064 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 22:40 »

Quote from: Toba on 30 Nov 2009, 22:17

Bars are expensive.

I understand the fundamentals. That doesn't mean I'm going to pass up bitching about them. The sad thing is Dieu du ciel tastes better bottled at 12$ than it does from the tap in Montreal at 8$ a pint. I kind of wish I'd stuck with lager and avoided beer that aged.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3065 on:** 01 Dec 2009, 12:31 »

NNNGHN ALE

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3066 on:** 01 Dec 2009, 19:28 »

lots and lots of carlsberg.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3067 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 10:54 »

Dude, Flying Dog is a fantastic brewery that makes one of my favorite beers; Double Dog IPA.

Ballard · « **Reply #3068 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 14:08 »

Heh my buddy's uncle co-owns Flying Dog so every once in a while he'll go visit and bring back a case or two.

I'm not a huge fan honestly.

Ballard · « **Reply #3069 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 15:45 »

I have resolved never to post here sober again. Only high.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3070 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 01:52 »

Quote from: Sam on 02 Dec 2009, 10:52

james boag's can eat a chubby

Wronggggg

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3071 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 08:07 »

so I've heard about these brown x tablets with obama's face on them

I need to find one of these

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3072 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 08:57 »

My absolutely insane schedule has prevented me from indulging in any delicious alcoholic beverages as of late, but as soon as the semester ends and I return to school for January term I will be restarting the mad beer consumption with a vengeance. I'm finally getting a fridge for my room, and I plan on stocking it with copious amounts of deliciousness. On that note, has anyone tried Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA or 90 Minute IPA? I've heard very good things about both, and am interested in trying them.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3073 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 09:02 »

They are both very good. The 90 minute is better, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the 60 minute.

Ballard · « **Reply #3074 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 09:31 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 03 Dec 2009, 08:07

so I've heard about these brown x tablets with obama's face on them

I need to find one of these

They're rumored to contain little to no MDMA but a lot of caffeine and piperazines. Which are just awful.

Reed · « **Reply #3075 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 09:46 »

Quote from: greenMonkey on 03 Dec 2009, 08:57

On that note, has anyone tried Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA or 90 Minute IPA? I've heard very good things about both, and am interested in trying them.

The 90 minute is pretty much my default beer choice these days. If you can, try to find the 120 minute. They only brew it 3 times a year (I just got it a little more than a month ago, so it might be a while before it's in stock again) but it has 18-20% ABV!

On a related note, I have probably overdone it with the Robitussin and am really questioning my ability to do labwork/tutor right now.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #3076 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 10:57 »

Had some hella tasty ales on the isle, I think my favourite two were Bear Ass and another one I can't remember the name of. Flowers gets an honourable mention for it's session enhancing properties.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3077 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 12:57 »

Quote from: Ballard on 03 Dec 2009, 09:31

Quote from: Dimmukane on 03 Dec 2009, 08:07
so I've heard about these brown x tablets with obama's face on them

I need to find one of these

They're rumored to contain little to no MDMA but a lot of caffeine and piperazines. Which are just awful.

I've heard this as well. Stay away from basically any pill that's shaped like something instead of just being round, I've honestly never heard of a good one (and I've heard about all kinds ... Obamas, Bart and Homer Simpsons, Garfields, Smurfs, Snoopys, Transformers, the list goes on ... I haven't heard a good word about any of them.)

www.pillreports.com can usually tell you reasonably reliable general information about the quality of any given pill. If you're lucky, a pill will show up on www.ecstacydata.org ... that site has lab results that tell you exactly what's in each one.

The best pills on the east coast these days are these orange "G-ladies" (meaning a capital G on one side and a mudflap lady silhouette imprint on the other). They're completely bananas, easily the best pills I've ever seen. If you can find these "Glocks" (they can be all different colors, I've seen blue, pink, and purple and heard of yellow and green as well), those are also quite good. The blue stars are pretty good too, but it's likely that they've got a certain amount of methamphetamines in them, the effects apparently can be kinda tweaky. I've heard that there are some excellent "Pokeball" pills around as well, but they're mainly on the West Coast.

Do not under any circumstances eat an E pill that you're not confident of. Do not rely on what people tell you unless they have their own personal pill testing kit (in fact, it might be worth your while to pick one up for yourself, they're not expensive). There's a TON of pills going around nowadays with piperazines in them, and they carry heavy risks of extremely unpleasant experiences and lasting side effects (panic attacks lasting several hours and insomnia for several days are not unheard of). The worst part is that piperazines create experiences that are just close enough to MDMA to fool inexperienced users, and sometimes people will not realize that they've been burned even after the fact because they don't know the difference in the first place.

Ballard · « **Reply #3078 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 14:37 »

My first E experience involved yellow Supermans which were cut with a shitload of meth.

Although in retrospect I don't understand how the effects of MDMA and speed could possibly intersect, it was a great fucking time.

(The link is to ecstasydata.org and therefore not sketchy)

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3079 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 14:59 »

According to that link you ate 10 mg of MDMA per pill which is about 1/10 of a dose. This means that any effects you felt were actually piperazine effects. I'm glad you had a good time but if you ate a pill that matches up with the chemical analysis at that link, you didn't actually eat E, you ate a sad excuse for it. It doesn't even look like those pills had all that much meth in them, even ... just pipes with enough MDMA to maybe test positive for the presence of the chemical.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #3080 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 15:27 »

My first pills were white and had the Mitisbushi logo on? A black man took them out of his crotch and gave them to me. London is a fun place.

In other news, Tescos now stocks VB!

It is very tasty beer and shows people that Fosters isn't all Australia does.

Toba · « **Reply #3081 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 19:02 »

GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAS NOT VERERGOCA CLEAR LIKE, FOREVER AGO. WHEN HE SAID THAT THIS WAS FOR DRUNKS ONLY?!

Guiness extra stout. Like drinking a loaf of malty bread.

pilsner · « **Reply #3082 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 21:07 »

17 year old Bruichladdich. Is so pretty.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3083 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 20:54 »

Quote from: Toba on 04 Dec 2009, 19:02

GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAS NOT VERERGOCA CLEAR LIKE, FOREVER AGO. WHEN HE SAID THAT THIS WAS FOR DRUNKS ONLY?!

Even when I'm not drinking, I am a drunk. Well, I am again. I'm pretty terrible at being well-adjusted and I just want to be drunk now.

ETA: Self-pitying aside, gin martinis made out of Rogue Gin are delicious.

To avoid double posting: I ran out of Rogue gin and had go half and half with Hendricks. It's pretty tasty anyways, but I had to add a little more vermouth because Hendricks has much more of a bite.

pilsner · « **Reply #3084 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 06:47 »

Mmmm, pumpkin stout. Excellent, I have a goal for this evening.

...

I failed in my goal and ended up with a pint of coffee stout and imperial stout, and now I'm drinking Talisker. Ah Talisker. If I ever to visit the Isle of Skye, I expect to have an obscure and disturbing sense of recognition.

Ballard · « **Reply #3085 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 09:32 »

Five or six other people took the same E and everyone was rolling pretty hard. I assumed that the content info was a ratio and not the actual dosage.

That or I have the wrong data.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3086 on:** 11 Dec 2009, 14:43 »

When you haven't been able to drink for a while Carlsberg Export is some br00dal shid. It's good though, I am listening to the fine music that is grindcore.

You see, grindcore appeals to everyone with any sense. Want music that doesn't take itself too seriously? Lots of jokes in grindcore. Want some proper politics? Allow me to introduce you to my friends Agathocles. Do you like it hard as fuck? We've got you covered. Would an assault on the very concept as music as we know it appeal? It's all good. Are you interested in some gentle nu-folk? Fuck off you hippie scum and stop being such a useless prick.

See? It is the perfect music.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3087 on:** 11 Dec 2009, 14:49 »

Quote from: a pack of wolves on 11 Dec 2009, 14:43

Fuck off you hippie scum and stop being such a useless prick.

aww yeah

*see below*

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #3088 on:** 11 Dec 2009, 15:40 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3089 on:** 11 Dec 2009, 20:58 »

Quote from: a pack of wolves on 11 Dec 2009, 14:43

Agathocles

Is one of my favourite dude names in Ancient History

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3090 on:** 11 Dec 2009, 20:59 »

Quote from: Thomas Edison on 04 Dec 2009, 15:27

*snip VB*

It is very tasty beer and shows people that Fosters isn't all Australia does.

Oh for fuck's sake. VB is dogshit guys what the hell. If that is what passes for tasty beer over your way I am really, really not looking forward to the drinking scene when I get to 'murka

EDIT: I have been informed you are British. This is even more disappointing. Men with large mustaches and ill-fitting shirts are crying into their real ale right now, young man.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3091 on:** 11 Dec 2009, 23:32 »

free drinks for 2 hours

it's amazing how much fluid one can ingest in that time

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3092 on:** 14 Dec 2009, 14:50 »

Last Saturday night I had a cast party for the play I'd been working on for a full 14 weeks (the entire semester). Someone stayed up the night before and made 100 jello shots, which were all gone within the first hour. I had maybe 4, then followed that with some pretty delicious IPA (Magic Hat Lucky Kat IPA, for those who are keeping score). Once the beer ran out, I moved on to gin and tonics, and once the tonic ran out, straight gin. Then some of us went outside and passed around some joints. What occurred during this process of intake and immediately following must be one of the very best nights of my life.

Now I'm sipping on a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale before dinner, and then will be having some more beer later whilst I relax and listen to wonderful music. This is reading period/finals week for me, so if I manage to get all my shit done by Friday (which I will) I plan on getting completely baked on Friday night, then possibly completely plastered.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #3093 on:** 14 Dec 2009, 17:59 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 11 Dec 2009, 20:59

Quote from: Thomas Edison on 04 Dec 2009, 15:27
*snip VB*

It is very tasty beer and shows people that Fosters isn't all Australia does.

Oh for fuck's sake. VB is dogshit guys what the hell. If that is what passes for tasty beer over your way I am really, really not looking forward to the drinking scene when I get to 'murka

EDIT: I have been informed you are British. This is even more disappointing. Men with large mustaches and ill-fitting shirts are crying into their real ale right now, young man.

At a recent festival I drank a tinny of warm vb that had a small amount of sand in it. This is the quintessential australian drink.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3094 on:** 14 Dec 2009, 18:02 »

I have never seen anyone look so excited over VB

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3095 on:** 14 Dec 2009, 18:48 »

I went toa freinds fuck

I watn

I went to a friend's house and just discovered backspace and I went to his house and I have new speakers I think that are like...$140. And we smoked three bowls of weed between us, and I ate a lot of Chinese food

Turns out being stoned while I drive may make me the safest driveroevererve

Turns out being stoned while I drive may make me the safest driver ever! See, I get real paranoid and assume every single other person on the road is a cop so I don't do stupid shit! And then I feel like I'm fucking flying and doing like 85 when I'm only doing 50 so I don't ~~speak~~ speed anymore!

Edit, oops

I think I tried to stalk someone but didn't manage it very well, though. I'm too polite.

Toba · « **Reply #3096 on:** 14 Dec 2009, 21:15 »

Hilarious, Zingoleb.

PS I'm a little tipsy

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3097 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 05:15 »

I ain't drunk but

HOLY FUCK GULDEN DRAAK ON TAP

Reed · « **Reply #3098 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 08:29 »

Woke up drunk this morning.

Been sleeping on my desk for the past two hours.

Now hung over.

Bluuuuuuuuuuh.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3099 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 05:24 »

I must needs be getting blazed tonight. But I must need write a 15 page paper first.

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