Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1072244 times)

scarred · « **Reply #3300 on:** 01 Mar 2010, 15:13 »

The same probably holds true for most of the population, actually. I know it does for me.

Yayniall · « **Reply #3301 on:** 01 Mar 2010, 16:22 »

When I drink I get guilty as owt.
I'd sell you out and the regret it for the rest of the night.
Slumped in a corner sobbing regretfully, blowing my nose on a pile of money.
Also when I get guilty my farts smell so bad.
What can this mean?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3302 on:** 01 Mar 2010, 21:49 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 01 Mar 2010, 10:24

^ That is basically how I imagine your reaction to when anyone makes anything consumable.

"Hey I made some mac 'n' cheese."
"You forgot the LSD."

"Hey I just cooked up a tasty steak."
"Is it marinated in LSD?"

"Want some jelly beans?"
"Ooh, are there LSD ones?"

Yeah, you manage to make it clear basically every time I post on the subject.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #3303 on:** 01 Mar 2010, 23:34 »

Do I?

Man, I'm sorry. I didn't even notice I was doing that.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3304 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 03:36 »

The only way to keep track of all the regulars on this board is to reduce them to broad stereotypes

You are Hallucinogens Guy

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3305 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 04:55 »

man I think I am some kind of hybrid stereotype

maybe my name could be Amorphous Man

Drill King · « **Reply #3306 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 05:13 »

Yeah Joe, at least you ain't the ho' of the board.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3307 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 09:09 »

I'm not going to pretend to be a forums whipping boy, and it's not even like some good-natured ribbing isn't in order when I belabor the same points again and again. I'm just pointing it out because I still remember this post.

Ozy, don't worry, I don't mind catching a little bit of stereotype every now and then, and I think you're an OK dude. It's just that sometimes you seem to be a bit knee-jerk about this kind of thing.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #3308 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 10:15 »

Yeah maybe I was glib there but man I got to say that when a dude who loves his chemicals cites people who are looking for reasons those chemicals should be legal maybe there is a little bit of bias there towards overstatement of their potential.

Especially when corporate conspiracies enter the picture as for why the stuff is illegal.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3309 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 11:15 »

It would've been boring if I was just like "it's just reefer madness all over again and enough people are drug-phobic that nobody cares about whether or not the stuff's actually dangerous," though. I mean, that's the real reason, of course, there aren't any corporate conspiracies necessary for that, but there's nothing exciting about it. It's kind of like if someone was like "why is the drinking age 21 when you can join the military and get trained to kill people for your country at 18" and I'd said something about the military-industrial complex and Vietnam.

That said, if the DEA were to mysteriously reverse their stance on MDMA for the sake of all the PTSD sufferers out there (not likely), a lot of money WOULD stop moving around and a lot of powerful people would take steps to push things back to the way they used to be.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3310 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 12:10 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Mar 2010, 03:36

The only way to keep track of all the regulars on this board is to reduce them to broad stereotypes

You are Hallucinogens Guy

I'd ask for one but to be honest I'd be terrified to even hear it.

sean · « **Reply #3311 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 14:55 »

you are like pat from achewood.

because seriously, who the fuck invited pat?

scarred · « **Reply #3312 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 14:59 »

zzzz achewood zzzzzzz

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3313 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 15:16 »

Quote from: sean on 02 Mar 2010, 14:55

you are like pat from achewood.

because seriously, who the fuck invited pat?

so ... you're Todd?

sean · « **Reply #3314 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 16:14 »

i have 0 problems with being todd

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3315 on:** 02 Mar 2010, 21:32 »

As long as my ankle remain shank free, I'm alright

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3316 on:** 03 Mar 2010, 03:22 »

Apparently I am The Dude Who Blows

my mother is so proud

scarred · « **Reply #3317 on:** 03 Mar 2010, 03:25 »

Approves.

sean · « **Reply #3318 on:** 03 Mar 2010, 22:08 »

i am stoned and this is the fucking shit

Patrick · « **Reply #3319 on:** 05 Mar 2010, 00:51 »

I am stoned and this is the fucking shit

No joke I done et 2 pints of this shit and I ain't fuckin' with you

ZJGent · « **Reply #3320 on:** 05 Mar 2010, 00:54 »

I am drunk and stoned and the new word I am using for the precise ratio of drunk to stoned that which I am is:

"Coy"

As in "Yo there, homedoggies, I got proper coy at the weekezzle."

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3321 on:** 05 Mar 2010, 09:58 »

Who's gonna be drinking onstage tonight? THIS GUY WOOOOO.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #3322 on:** 05 Mar 2010, 10:16 »

Quote from: ZJGent on 05 Mar 2010, 00:54

I am drunk and stoned and the new word I am using for the precise ratio of drunk to stoned that which I am is:

"Coy"

As in "Yo there, homedoggies, I got proper coy at the weekezzle."

Dude, I was pretty coy last night. If I may borrow your phrase.

McTaggart · « **Reply #3323 on:** 05 Mar 2010, 11:14 »

Was at a thing before. Came home because it was a short enough drive that the probability of running into a booze bus and the probability of blowing over the limit were far below the value of my own comfy bed yet still higher than the probability of the thing picking up to be a Proper Thing.

Currently listening to chanson and hiphop on youtube and continuing to get illiterate. Got some hiccups that I'd rather do without but you can't have everything.

scarred · « **Reply #3324 on:** 05 Mar 2010, 17:39 »

I am a little coy right now, from red wine. I'm watching the simpsons and surfing the net, joyous over the Bears' acquisition of Julius Peppers. Also, my mom has uterus cancer. HENCE THE ALCOHOL.

Aurjay · « **Reply #3325 on:** 05 Mar 2010, 23:25 »

Drunk off of Lambic and jager shots. Those two things have nothing to do with each other except they fuck you up quickly.

Patrick · « **Reply #3326 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 00:30 »

Quote from: Patrick

oatmeal

Oh god the gas was overwhelming but god damn that was some satisfying oatmeal

snalin · « **Reply #3327 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 15:54 »

FUUUUCK!

changing the name of all the desktop objects of a guy, and finding his hidden poooornnnn wooo!

snalin · « **Reply #3328 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 15:54 »

BEEEEEEEERRRRRR

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3329 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 20:21 »

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

and

SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH-SCOTCH-SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH-SCOTCH-SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH-SCOTCH-SCOTCH SCOTCH EVERYBODY

celticgeek · « **Reply #3330 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 20:40 »

Laphroaig.

Toba · « **Reply #3331 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 21:28 »

way too drunk to be operating a computer right now that counts as heavy machinery right i mean my computer weighs a lot and it is sort of a machine

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

yeah this is what happens when you are sleep deprived and physically exhausted and then go out drinkign

I like cheese, boats, and your mom

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3332 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 22:03 »

Drunk on Mickey's. My mom has eaten cheese on a boat. I think.

allison · « **Reply #3333 on:** 06 Mar 2010, 23:11 »

Cheap beer! Free pool! I love the James Joyce.

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #3334 on:** 07 Mar 2010, 01:37 »

PBR is cheap. I like that about PBR. What I don't like about PBR is the gawdawful taste.

Sunuvawhore.

At least it still gets you drunk.

scarred · « **Reply #3335 on:** 07 Mar 2010, 01:41 »

After like 25 of them maybe

sean · « **Reply #3336 on:** 07 Mar 2010, 09:47 »

i was pretty much stoned all day yesterday and it still sucked.

:c

imapiratearg · « **Reply #3337 on:** 08 Mar 2010, 00:21 »

I've been stoned all weekend!

Toba · « **Reply #3338 on:** 08 Mar 2010, 22:45 »

whoaaaaaaaaaaaa way too drunk to be on the internet

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3339 on:** 09 Mar 2010, 10:45 »

oh man i temporarily inherited a little steam-roller type thing and it is soo sweet, it's way better than a pipe or bong.

also my cat is getting fixed right now so he's totally fucked up on drugs. non-sober animals are so cute and hilarious.

have you guys see nthat video of that bear or racoon or something ....that ate a bunch of fermented berries, got wasted, and then wandered into town? it's fucking kickin for sure

imapiratearg · « **Reply #3340 on:** 11 Mar 2010, 07:55 »

A little steam-roller type thing? So like a chillum?

october1983 · « **Reply #3341 on:** 11 Mar 2010, 08:00 »

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3342 on:** 11 Mar 2010, 10:21 »

it's about ten inches long or so

maybe "little" was the wrong adjective

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3343 on:** 11 Mar 2010, 14:56 »

It is Thursday and I am drinking some tasty shit tonight. Got some Hennepin, and gonna try some Long Trail Double Bag and some Smuttynose Shoals Pale Ale.

scarred · « **Reply #3344 on:** 11 Mar 2010, 15:48 »

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 11 Mar 2010, 10:21

it's about ten inches long or so

hurr hurr

ummmkay · « **Reply #3345 on:** 12 Mar 2010, 00:47 »

drunk thread i am so fucking not sober. it is a thursday night and i am not. fucking. sober. SPRING BREAK MOTHERFUCKERS

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3346 on:** 13 Mar 2010, 18:15 »

Apparently 4 1/2 Miller High Lifes are too much for me on an empty stomach.
Last night was a pretty good night though.
Before I start drinking next time, if it is beer, I will write 3 on the back of my hand.
The weed helped settle my stomach a bit. And there was a kitty! No one knew who he belonged to, but he was friendly and I petted him and we were both happy.

sean · « **Reply #3347 on:** 14 Mar 2010, 08:48 »

so last night was the first night i was not stoned in a while.

this cant be good. and i still have more weed.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3348 on:** 14 Mar 2010, 10:30 »

Quote from: syrupykeyboard on 13 Mar 2010, 18:15

Apparently 4 1/2 Miller High Lifes are too much for me on an empty stomach.
Last night was a pretty good night though.
Before I start drinking next time, if it is beer, I will write 3 on the back of my hand.
The weed helped settle my stomach a bit. And there was a kitty! No one knew who he belonged to, but he was friendly and I petted him and we were both happy.

I think the problem is you were drinking Miller High Life

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3349 on:** 14 Mar 2010, 11:17 »

that is because you are in Norway, and presumably safe from things like Milwaukee's Best Ice

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