Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1073972 times)

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3350 on:** 14 Mar 2010, 11:20 »

Yeah either that or Keystone Light

ackblom12 · « **Reply #3351 on:** 14 Mar 2010, 11:27 »

You have not had terrible beer until you've had Natty Light or Rochester's own local terrible beer Genny Light.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #3352 on:** 14 Mar 2010, 13:28 »

I made a solemn vow to myself to never drink another Keystone Light, as long as I live.

It is a good vow, I think.

Sam you should definitely make black cherry mead.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3353 on:** 14 Mar 2010, 17:25 »

Quote from: Sam on 14 Mar 2010, 12:49

we have enough supplies for 4 more batches of mead! thinking of using black cherries+blackberries in the next production run.

that's excellent thinking.

guys, why does everything taste so fantastic when you're high?

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3354 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 09:16 »

So I'm realizing now that the days after I smoke a lot tend to leave me anxious and bored, unless I smoke a little or am able to distract myself with friends. I actually at one point yesterday felt like I was just a shell of a human being, with no personal direction or goal other than to not be a bother to other people. And also kind of like Roast Beef, when his mind is an unsolvable Tetris puzzle. I woke up today feeling a lot less bothered by that. Solution: I am not going to get stupid high so often.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3355 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 17:11 »

I just smoked up with my father and his girlfriend.

Not much of a father. Hell of a friend.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3356 on:** 15 Mar 2010, 17:17 »

that's the spirit!

I came home kinda buzzed on Saturday and my dad was in my room watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service on my giant tv, so we smoked up and laughed at the poorly chosen/timed sound effects and absurd situations.

at one point, somebody was driving a fucking looj (no idea how to spell it, so I'm going phonetic) at like a hundred miles an hour with somebody dragging off the back. He was totally fine afterwards, too.

Then Bond's new wife takes a bullet between the eyes and the credits roll BOOM.

such a sudden and depressing, albeit expected, ending.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #3357 on:** 16 Mar 2010, 10:55 »

you guys I just nearly choked to death

and here I thought eating a pop tart while high would be a good/delicious idea

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #3358 on:** 16 Mar 2010, 11:33 »

Just had my first beer in an entire year, little tipsy.

Cold ass Budweiser Tall Boy on the porch in the sunshine with one of my truest bros.

Now gonna make plans for headin to SXSW and shit.

Things are good.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #3359 on:** 16 Mar 2010, 12:14 »

We're leaving tomorrow, early. What shows should I see?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #3360 on:** 16 Mar 2010, 12:26 »

I'm just gonna trust you on this shit.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3361 on:** 16 Mar 2010, 16:33 »

I am a fan of Belhaven stuff. When I was in Scotland this past summer I had the Belhaven Best several times, and it was a decent enough pint.

Toba · « **Reply #3362 on:** 16 Mar 2010, 17:16 »

Quote from: Jeans on 14 Mar 2010, 10:36

I have had one single Miller High Life and I now tout it as the worst beer I've ever drunk. For reals.

Seconded

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #3363 on:** 17 Mar 2010, 07:18 »

Oh man being drunk is crazy guys.

So are hangovers.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3364 on:** 17 Mar 2010, 14:49 »

I just iced my sore knee with a bottle of Sierra Nevada because I didn't have a cold pack. And I'm drinking another bottle right now.

sean · « **Reply #3365 on:** 17 Mar 2010, 19:29 »

its st paddys day so im drinking a beer but i have work at 11 tomorrow.

so im just gonna smoke a fat bowl and finish my weed in a lil bit.

sean · « **Reply #3366 on:** 17 Mar 2010, 19:34 »

i mean weed is green so its chill

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3367 on:** 17 Mar 2010, 21:58 »

went on the bombinest high ride

fuccin' drunk

party all the time

Toba · « **Reply #3368 on:** 18 Mar 2010, 00:00 »

so drunk
so high
so not getting up at a reasonable hour tomorrow

scarred · « **Reply #3369 on:** 18 Mar 2010, 00:56 »

HAPPY ST. PADDYS DAY YOU TITFUCKERS

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3370 on:** 18 Mar 2010, 11:22 »

It's so impossibly nice out today that I'm about to drink a mug of mushroom tea and go spin poi in the park.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3371 on:** 18 Mar 2010, 20:57 »

I'm sorry, but dear god there is nothing worse than trustafarians doing circus skill shit near you in the park like you're meant to be impressed. Sometimes with their shirts off. Bastards. Not that I'm saying you're a trustafarian, but man... poi is basically the international calling card of evil.

Good shit is getting pissed and blasting through season 2 of Spaced in one sitting. Even if I was drinking wifebeater, which I have realised smells really fucking weird.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3372 on:** 18 Mar 2010, 22:51 »

Quote from: a pack of wolves on 18 Mar 2010, 20:57

season 2 of Spaced

yes, so hard

scarred · « **Reply #3373 on:** 18 Mar 2010, 22:56 »

Spaced in general is just a great fucking show. Boo, British television and your appallingly short (and overpriced DVD sets of) TV series.

Ballard · « **Reply #3374 on:** 18 Mar 2010, 22:56 »

Drunken shirtless boxing last night.

I was apparently Excorcist Drunk.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3375 on:** 19 Mar 2010, 09:25 »

Quote from: a pack of wolves on 18 Mar 2010, 20:57

I'm sorry, but dear god there is nothing worse than trustafarians doing circus skill shit near you in the park like you're meant to be impressed. Sometimes with their shirts off. Bastards. Not that I'm saying you're a trustafarian, but man... poi is basically the international calling card of evil.

Actually it's just really fun and a pretty awesome way to spend time on a really nice day. If you're offended by it, you deserve it for being such a dick about it.

I'd just leave it at fuck-you-very-much-too-sir-have-a-good-day, but I'm actually really confused. What does poi represent to you culturally, and what about that pisses you off? Obviously it's not about the actual act of spinning balls around on the ends of strings because that's just a really dumb thing to object to.

october1983 · « **Reply #3376 on:** 19 Mar 2010, 09:34 »

Personally I ain't give a shit what you do in the park as long as you're not that dick who brings along his acoustic guitar.
Dick.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3377 on:** 19 Mar 2010, 09:42 »

If I recall correctly, his family were all killed in a freak poi accident involving three trustafarians and a lawn mower.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #3378 on:** 19 Mar 2010, 11:44 »

Mr. Ballard parties harder than literally anyone else in this thread

Last night I got really stoned with a friend and listened to the entirety of the Inferno by Kevin Drumm while sitting around in his car at night in the pitch darkness and it was basically the most engrossing musical experience I've ever had.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3379 on:** 19 Mar 2010, 12:08 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 19 Mar 2010, 09:25

Actually it's just really fun and a pretty awesome way to spend time on a really nice day. If you're offended by it, you deserve it for being such a dick about it.

I'd just leave it at fuck-you-very-much-too-sir-have-a-good-day, but I'm actually really confused. What does poi represent to you culturally, and what about that pisses you off? Obviously it's not about the actual act of spinning balls around on the ends of strings because that's just a really dumb thing to object to.

Oh dear, I forgot about that. Sorry.

Well aside from the aforementioned family annihilation, poi and related things are rather synonymous near me with trustafarians who will probably go on about how they found themselves when travelling, or talk endlessly about drugs. Tedious, obnoxious, rich kid arseholes who'll expect you to be impressed by the fact that they can spin some balls around and how good they look with their shirt off (which is obviously unacceptable behaviour unless you're a) playing a gig b) fighting c) both). One of my best mates has become extremely proficient with poi purely so he can humiliate people who're being annoying with them.

Oh yeah, and fuck the guy with the acoustic guitar double hard.

Also, I'm a really miserable git. And that's why I drink. Speaking of which, I do believe it is booze o'clock so I'm off.

Ballard · « **Reply #3380 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 14:10 »

a pack of wolves,

I'm an upper middle class white teenager. I like 90s psychedelic rock revival, playing guitar in the park and singing along with friends, smoking pot, and trying hallucinogenic drugs.

I don't see how any of this makes me a douchebag or a poser. Chill the fuck out.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3381 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 14:16 »

I really enjoy spinning poi in the park, I talk about drugs pretty often, and I kind of did find myself traveling (to the extent that that phrase is meaningful in any way), but I don't expect to impress people that way. I just try to be pleasant to people all the time. Maybe that makes me uncool?

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3382 on:** 23 Mar 2010, 14:57 »

no, that's what makes you cool.

what makes similar people uncool is that they try to make those aformentioned things be the thing that makes them cool, instead of just being cool.

ya dig

Toba · « **Reply #3383 on:** 25 Mar 2010, 17:01 »

i dig

ViolentDove · « **Reply #3384 on:** 26 Mar 2010, 07:24 »

fucksake

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3385 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 23:34 »

celebrating my new job

fuccin high!! and drunk!

holy shit

augh waht aethof hdfuk

Drill King · « **Reply #3386 on:** 28 Mar 2010, 22:22 »

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk everyone.

Rizzo · « **Reply #3387 on:** 30 Mar 2010, 07:28 »

I'm not exactly drunk. I think drinking good booze has rendered me unable to get drunk on anything ultra nasty. For instance, this evening I was drinking JD and cola premixers left over from a party. I have a hangover and I haven't even gone to sleep yet. FML.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #3388 on:** 31 Mar 2010, 11:26 »

Good morning, thread.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3389 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 16:34 »

So apparently my father decided ot buy me a bottle of peach schnapps!

Mm.

scarred · « **Reply #3390 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 17:19 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 31 Mar 2010, 11:26

Good morning, thread.

too classy

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #3391 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 22:43 »

God Dammit Gerome I said one fucking shot. 4 or 5 shots of Ciroq later, another shot of this wondercful mixed shot I've never tasted before (verry minty)_, a beer (I don't even know what kind it was by now) and a jaeger bomb?! Dammit I had to drive foo, this ain't cool. It's a miracle I made it home alive and DUI free. Dammit I feel like an idiot right now... Anyway I'm drunk and this seafood bisque is delicious.

scarred · « **Reply #3392 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 23:18 »

Drinks, fun conversation, and then I got slapped for making a joke about spiders. This night's ended well. And by well, I mean I wish I hadn't spent $300 to come visit people who don't seem to give a shit whether I'm here or not.

Toba · « **Reply #3393 on:** 03 Apr 2010, 23:12 »

last night whiskey beer whisky tonight beer beer beer
this weekend A+

scarred · « **Reply #3394 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 02:54 »

tequila + beer + lots and lots of cigarettes

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3395 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 11:53 »

Ugh oh man I don't know what I'm sadder about. The fact that I'm sloppy on Easter or the fact that I just ran out of whisk(e)y.

I'm a sad panda.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #3396 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 17:22 »

cider lager GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN

Eris · « **Reply #3397 on:** 07 Apr 2010, 03:13 »

Man, iPhone keyboards are hard enough to use sober, let along drunk.

Rizzo · « **Reply #3398 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 05:45 »

To glasses of chardonnay, a 500ml Leffe Braun and two bottles of Coopers Red. I am fairly tipsy. Possibly even drunk. My girlfriend is angry at me cause I went to see a friend instead of hanging out with her. Whaaaaatever. I have 4 bottles of Coopers left. Tomorrow I shall drink early!
I also managed to convince a taxi driver to take me home for about $3 less than it would have otherwise cost. Yay desperate cabs.

öde · « **Reply #3399 on:** 08 Apr 2010, 22:39 »

Hello thread. My life has become work-drunk-work again!

Which is fun, in a way.

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