Topic: Ask a music hater anything (Read 8410 times)

CaptainLorax · « **on:** 22 Dec 2006, 01:58 »

tell me any band and I'll tell you why it sucks (instead of just saying it sucks!)
this could be fun

I would like to pick on neu-rock, punk-rock, emo, radio, and screamo-ish bands most of all.
But if you ask me why the Beatles or the Rolling Stones suck, I'll tell you that too.
And if you want me to tell you why your favorite band sucks, that would be fun too ^__^

Valrus · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:05 »

No thanks!

Valrus · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:06 »

Actually, I changed my mind. Take your favorite band, and tell me why it sucks.

schimmy · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:08 »

Quote from: CaptainLorax on 22 Dec 2006, 01:58

But if you ask me why the Beatles or the Rolling Stones suck, I'll tell you that too.

This is something that should be taught in schools.

camelpimp · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:08 »

So, can you do this better or worse than Thorpe? I will be grading...

CaptainLorax · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:14 »

yes, I do feel a hint of badness for making this thread. But it will be all good fun. I will tell you why my favorite bands suck and I will tell you why any band sucks. I will try to make it better than Pitchfork's drivle. I will try to speak of the heart of the band. And I won't be too rough. Also, I will try to be detailed enough instead of some snotty jerk.

Right now I'm going secular holiday shopping but I'll be back later. Just name a band.

camelpimp · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:17 »

Oh, fine, I'll bite. *sigh* Echo and the Bunnymen, Sleater-Kinney. Siouxsie and the Banshees, Ani Difranco - GO!

valley_parade · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:22 »

Jets to Brazil.

Johnny C · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:34 »

I liked your posts better when they reminded me of Peter H. Cropes, Mister Lorax. However please tell me why ABBA could possibly suck.

SaskiWhiteflower · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:35 »

Hmm why Tokio Hotel sux?

Thrillho · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:53 »

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Mnementh · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:57 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2006, 02:34

I liked your posts better when they reminded me of Peter H. Cropes, Mister Lorax. However please tell me why ABBA could possibly suck.

Dude I will burninate the first person who talks shit on ABBA.

For realz.

Johnny C · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 02:57 »

Dammit, Daniel, you ruined my cunning plan to get this thread locked.

jeph · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:02 »

Nobody is a good enough writer to make talking about why Band X sucks enjoyable for me to read.

Ernest · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:08 »

Pete Cropes: I very much enjoy the stress I feel when many, many people are looking at me. I also enjoy music from time to time.

Kai · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:17 »

We will be called Mister Band. It is a good, honest name that people can believe in.

Hunter · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:28 »

What kind of stuff do they play? Fast ? Slow? Major? Minor?

Kai · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:30 »

just play a good song like a man would play at a concert

KharBevNor · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:43 »

IN THE TIME OF LEPRECHAUNS
A WIZARD, NOBLE, SPRANG

HE SET THE LAND A-FIRE AND
TO THE FRYING EARS HE SANG

EEEAAAAT...WELLLLL!
EAT WELL OF FIRE!

TAAAASTE...HELLLLL!
TASTE HELL, YOU LIARS!

Also, hater guy, I want at least four hundred words each on exactly the problems with the bands Stabat Mater, Cold Blood, Spartak, White Onyx Elephants, Indicium, Forever Autumn, Arcane Knowledge, Iron Lung and Beggars Farm. Remember, you'll have to read up on them online and listen to some of their music to do a critique that is in any way decent.

Good luck.

Gridgm · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:46 »

based soley on their live shows and not their albums

how does cannibal corpse suck

Ernest · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:47 »

What is the meaning of Led Zeppelin? What is the life of Black Sabbath? What is the Pink Floyd of life? What is the Stooges of Queensryche? What IS IT?

Hat · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 03:56 »

I want 1500 words on why Bach sucks, on my fucking desk. by morning

HARDEN UP, SON.

(Also this thread really should have been locked and stickied for a while once the Achewood thing finished, but thats just like, my opinion man)

Brian Majestic · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 04:42 »

Why does the Hillbilly Moon Explosion suck?

Ernest · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 04:49 »

Why does Spell suck? Oooh, that's a difficult one, considering it's so hard to find their stuff on the internet. Here, I have one of their songs on my Myspace. www.myspace.com/perpetualwalrus

Hunter · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 04:57 »

I know you must be hating us now, but do what i do, play it safe and dont make any threads.

valley_parade · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 04:58 »

I want exactly 347 words about why Beautiful Wang & the Allys suck, as well.

Ernest · « **Reply #26 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 05:06 »

How does Faraquet suck? Oh, they don't in any way. Sorry for asking.

Misereatur · « **Reply #27 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 05:11 »

Hey mods, you know, you guys haven't closed any threads lately in the music forum. This thread could be a good start.

Gridgm · « **Reply #28 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 05:12 »

Quote from: Hunter on 22 Dec 2006, 04:57

I know you must be hating us now, but do what i do, play it safe and dont make any threads.

BUT THAT'S BORING

just be like me, live on the edge and see what happens

i managed to drive most people insane within the first week i was here

now we've all come out the other side and we're better people for it...or not

Ernest · « **Reply #29 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 05:56 »

Lock it please, mr. mike.

jeph · « **Reply #30 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 06:02 »

Mnementh · « **Reply #31 on:** 22 Dec 2006, 10:10 »

How do I resize this fucker?

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