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Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
spet:
He's an unstoppable love-machine!
That sounded wrong. So very wrong...
Shiney_Gothique:
Water. Alcohol is an unsuitable substitute for water in every situation.
Vodka makes bad fire-puter-outer.
Vodka bottles make bad tennis rackets when the tennis ball is on fire.
Flaming shots of black sambuca are inappropriate as cigarette lighters.
Use of half-empty goon sack as pillow = sore neck = inappropriate use of alcohol.
Inlander:
--- Quote from: spet on 23 Jan 2007, 14:43 ---He's an unstoppable love-machine!
--- End quote ---
Ooh! I've got one!
Alcohol is a bad substitute for love.
elcapitan:
No, it's a very good substitute for love.
It's a very bad substitute for common sense.
Also, to the kid who was trying to convince us that Black/White Russians are better than any kind of beer, I strongly suggest you:
a) Shut the fuck up.
b) Stop drinking black/white russians.
c) Drink some REAL beer and some REAL cocktails. Then come back and we'll talk.
That's all.
Shiney_Gothique:
Yay for real cocktails! Viva la Vodka Martini!
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