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spet:
He's an unstoppable love-machine!

That sounded wrong. So very wrong...

Shiney_Gothique:
Water. Alcohol is an unsuitable substitute for water in every situation.

Vodka makes bad fire-puter-outer.

Vodka bottles make bad tennis rackets when the tennis ball is on fire.

Flaming shots of black sambuca are inappropriate as cigarette lighters.

Use of half-empty goon sack as pillow = sore neck = inappropriate use of alcohol.
 

Inlander:

--- Quote from: spet on 23 Jan 2007, 14:43 ---He's an unstoppable love-machine!
--- End quote ---

Ooh! I've got one!

Alcohol is a bad substitute for love.

elcapitan:
No, it's a very good substitute for love.

It's a very bad substitute for common sense.

Also, to the kid who was trying to convince us that Black/White Russians are better than any kind of beer, I strongly suggest you:

a) Shut the fuck up.
b) Stop drinking black/white russians.
c) Drink some REAL beer and some REAL cocktails. Then come back and we'll talk.

That's all.

Shiney_Gothique:
Yay for real cocktails! Viva la Vodka Martini!

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