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Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
supersheep:
--- Quote from: Shiney_Gothique on 23 Jan 2007, 16:51 ---Flaming shots of black sambuca are inappropriate as cigarette lighters.
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This sounds brilliant! I would love to do it if it were not for the fact that indoor smoking is banned here GARGHRGA.
Slick:
--- Quote from: Shiney_Gothique on 23 Jan 2007, 17:29 ---Yay for real cocktails! Viva la Vodka Martini!
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I have to disagree. The other night, I charmed a barmaid into giving me a free drink (by letting her draw a star on my head in marker. I'm so smooth) at a local place called the Jane Bond, so I ordered a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred, with pimento olives and all. It was kind of gross but they had some decent bourbon which I had later, which is very rare in bars here for some reason.
Shiney_Gothique:
--- Quote from: supersheep on 23 Jan 2007, 18:50 ---
--- Quote from: Shiney_Gothique on 23 Jan 2007, 16:51 ---Flaming shots of black sambuca are inappropriate as cigarette lighters.
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This sounds brilliant! I would love to do it if it were not for the fact that indoor smoking is banned here GARGHRGA.
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Actually we did that in a friends lounge room. I lost part of a fringe and a friend lost most of a beard. Note we were very drunk at the time. I really don't know why we didn't just use the cigarette lighter we lit the shots with but anyway.
--- Quote from: Slick on 23 Jan 2007, 20:09 ---
--- Quote from: Shiney_Gothique on 23 Jan 2007, 17:29 ---Yay for real cocktails! Viva la Vodka Martini!
--- End quote ---
I have to disagree. The other night, I charmed a barmaid into giving me a free drink (by letting her draw a star on my head in marker. I'm so smooth) at a local place called the Jane Bond, so I ordered a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred, with pimento olives and all. It was kind of gross but they had some decent bourbon which I had later, which is very rare in bars here for some reason.
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The Vodka Martini is an art. Come to Australia and I'll make you the king of all vodka martinis.
Patrick:
- Contact lens solution
- Ear cleaning solution
- Oxygen substitute
- Sweater substitute (some people drink to feel warm but that is really a dumb idea 'cause you'll just get hypothermia if you don't have anything retaining your body heatz)
- Singing aid
- Baseball bat
- Excuse for your parking ticket
- Yeast infection cure (although I've heard from several of my female-type friends that it'd probably feel the same)
Gurkburk:
bathwater, because I really don't drink anything I've dipped some parts of my body into, knowing me that is...
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