Topic: Gay bands. (Read 14042 times)

ImRonBurgundy? · « **on:** 24 Jan 2007, 16:07 »

Finally, a reliable database of bands that I should listen to when I want to show a room just how gay things can get.

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

pat101 · « **Reply #1 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 16:33 »

that was one of the funnier things I've seen

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #2 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 16:39 »

HAHAHA. What the damn? Ravi Shankar? Wilco? GHOSTFACE KILLAH? INTERPOL? METALLICA? MAN OR ASTRO-MAN?!?!?!

The funniest thing is that, out of all the absurd artists on there, the only one listed as "questionable" is Morrissey.

CamusCanDo · « **Reply #3 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 16:51 »

Ok screw it, I'm just gonna ask.

Is this a mock site?

Either way, it's freaking hilarious.

Gridgm · « **Reply #4 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 17:00 »

cyndi lauper on the safe list

paradoxical

KharBevNor · « **Reply #5 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 18:12 »

It smells very heavily of fakeness. I read a lot of christian websites for amusement, and basically, for a start, this site is very well designed and has less than one bible quote a page.

Lets just talk about bands that are queer!

Coil.

Coil were camp as a row of tents.

I HAVE PROOFS

Apparently, there is a video to 'Loves Secret Domain' that they filmed in a go-go boy bar in Bangkok. Jhonny Balance is up on stage with like 30 dancing boys. It is literally so gay that it was never released.

I mean, we're talking about something so gay that Jhonn Balance and Peter Christopherson looked at it and were like 'shit man, how much coke did we do? That's way too gay!' then they called Marc Almond, Genesis P-Orridge and Thighpaulsandra over for their opinion and they all thought it was the gayest thing they'd ever seen.

Man I love Coil.

Ernest · « **Reply #6 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 18:25 »

The Red Hot Chili Peppers? Was there ever a band more boringly straight?

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #7 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 18:34 »

Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers: Don't you remember that video where Dave Navarro and Anthony Kiedis made out? Also, Kiedis and Flea used to make out in live shows a lot.

Best gay band ever: ETHYL MEATPLOW. I saw them open for Front 242 (my first concert ever) and it was fagtastic. And dyketastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXr8GjHSImY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_1wSPksQ3Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F73wbA23odo

Also, I don't think Nitzer Ebb were gay, but boy, their videos were:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp3qloP2W2Y

Valrus · « **Reply #8 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 18:38 »

Where's Girlyman?

Also, that girl in the second picture of the top row of that site's header is hot.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #9 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 18:40 »

That's pretty gay.

80's GAY OFF!

Marc Almond vs Boy George

*

or

WHO WAS MORE OF A FAG?

Also, man, has anyone seen Boy George nowadays? He's turned into this balding old rocker in a misfits shirt. Brilliant.

*There's this pic of him dressed as a sailor which is like a fucking death star laser of pure queerness, but I cannae find it.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #10 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 18:50 »

Peter Murphy: Still Gay After All These Years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7Cz6uwan8

Only TV On the Radio could manage to redeem Trent Reznor singing "Bela Lugosi's Dead". It's really rather incredible.

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #11 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 20:50 »

I love how Eminem is spelled wrong. And next to Elton John:

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Elton John(really gay)

hahaha...I need to find better things to do with my time.

Edit: And -whoa-...when did Oscar Wilde REFORM from his homosexual nature? ...Damn, that changes my entire opinion of him.

fish across face · « **Reply #12 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 21:32 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 24 Jan 2007, 18:40

The katakana (Japanese characters) there say "boi" but i misread it as "gai" at first.

Not that that would be pronounced "gay", but still.

Actually, I'd just like to say that the Japanese word for art is "geijitsu", pronounced "gay-jitsu". That's awesome.

ScrambledGregs · « **Reply #13 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 21:41 »

The lack of Sleater-Kinney on the list speaks volumes about the research they did, whether it be a fake site or no.

Joseph · « **Reply #14 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 21:54 »

I'm fairly certain that it is a fake site. The fact that they call Oscar Wilde reformed and plenty of the artists that are listed on the page make it seem the only possibility.

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #15 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 22:00 »

Plus, if you really read that quote, I'm pretty sure he isn't talking about the gay populous. He's talking about humanity, and writers, and you know...the people he's writing for, I think. I didn't get -anything- about gay people out of that quote. It kinda pissed me off actually.

mqarcus · « **Reply #16 on:** 24 Jan 2007, 22:33 »

Of course, THE DOORS. And THE ROLLING STONES. Arcade Fire? Jeez, I should send the my fun-black-metal-name list and see if they put it up.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #17 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 00:02 »

This is hilarious! i still shocks me that people care this much

i liked:
" Morrissey(?questionable?)"
"If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update....The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do."

ScrambledGregs · « **Reply #18 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 00:33 »

Does that one guy from Shudder To Think have a bunch of dirt on his chest, or is that chest hair?? If so, what the fuck??

Corcarpemei · « **Reply #19 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 00:43 »

The truth is that this guy beats all of the rest:

LOVE GOD'S WAY, BITCHES!

look vaguely familiar? Hmmm?

EDIT: holy shit, listen to those lyrics.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #20 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 00:51 »

Quote from: tommydski on 24 Jan 2007, 23:57

Khar, I see you and raise you Kevin Rowland's post-Dexys solo album 'My Beauty'.

My Gaydar network is on defcon 1! If only I had a scanner, I just found that picture of Marc Almond in The Goth Bible and let me tell you it is so intrinsically gay I think it is tinting the books monotone colour scheme pink.

Also, that thing with Trent Reznor singing Bela Lugosi's Dead...

...Is actually really good

thepugs · « **Reply #21 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 00:52 »

I sat through that video just to hear him say "bable."

KharBevNor · « **Reply #22 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 01:03 »

Lol, speaking of Coils gayness, I was literally just reading this very old Alternative Press article about them and I come across this paragraph:

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"It was great," Sleazy continues, living up to his name. "Marc Almond was reading poetry while John gave himself enemas of blood onstage. And Nick Cave walked out on us saying we were too gay!"

\m/

Corcarpemei · « **Reply #23 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 01:05 »

I spent some time on that site and I realized that I want to send this guy some gay porn or something to make him realize just how gay he (still) is. On one page he says:

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It is a long, lonely, desolate road, homosexuality. I've been there, friends. I know how horrible and rough that road can be. I have been called a "Faggot". You are not alone and guess what, God Loves You even if he hates your Homosexuality. You just can't stay that way. Let me help you love yourself. Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S (which means changing homosexuals into ordinary people) away the Gay.

Obviously he is in denial and distances himself from his nature by calling others like himself fags and telling them that god hates them...on myspace music videos. I got some rock hard cock links for ya, Donnie.

Johnny C · « **Reply #24 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 01:11 »

BIG CLUE AS TO WHY THIS LIST IS HILARIOUS, WITH THE EMPHASIS BEING MINE:

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In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: [email protected]

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.

Also,

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Merzbau

What the f-

Valdemar · « **Reply #25 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 01:25 »

Could be bad spelling or a slightly sneaky reference to the german trash sculpture/room Merzbow named himself after.

Ernest · « **Reply #26 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 02:40 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 24 Jan 2007, 18:34

Re: Red Hot Chili Peppers: Don't you remember that video where Dave Navarro and Anthony Kiedis made out? Also, Kiedis and Flea used to make out in live shows a lot.

Actually, I didn't know that. I rescind my previous statement.

debaser24/7 · « **Reply #27 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 04:20 »

that site is pretty opressive, almost to the point where it probably is a parody. but a I got a good chuckle out of "Elton John(really gay)".

SilentJ · « **Reply #28 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 04:28 »

I just like that they capitalize the word "Gay" every time they typed it.

Y'know, just so you could hear the disdain as you read to yourself.

mqarcus · « **Reply #29 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 04:40 »

I actually emailed him my black metal list.

Will · « **Reply #30 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 05:04 »

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Let me help you love yourself...

You know, I don't really have a problem with that so much...advantages to living alone, wut wut.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #31 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 05:12 »

Quote from: 10101110 on 25 Jan 2007, 05:04

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Let me help you love yourself...

You know, I don't really have a problem with that so much...advantages to living alone, fap fap.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #32 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 06:09 »

I'm guessing this site probably just has a lot of bands that people have sent in as jokes and the idiot running the site is just mindlessly putting them up.

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Motorhead

OH NO YOU DI'IN'T

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #33 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 08:28 »

Dear Donnie-

There is a gay band from my area I would very much like to direct your
attention towards. They are called Caligula Fetus Consumption. They
are obsessed with the devil, Vikings, and the sweaty manflesh
associated with both things. Their name evokes both depravity and
abortion. They are disgusting. They have a small following now, but
I have heard rumblings that they may soon become a bigger threat.
Please help us alert the parents of the young impressionable children
who will no doubt be affected by this band's message of violence and
gayness.

If you would like to confirm the discordance and monstrousness of this
band's music, I reluctantly link you to their my space:
www.myspace.com/caligulafetusconsumption

Your Brother in Christ,
Frank Kowchevski

Storm Rider · « **Reply #34 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 08:48 »

You're not fooling anyone, Ryan Soulscream.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #35 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 09:23 »

Hah, but I got away with it for over two weeks due to hardly anyone paying attention.

glwtta · « **Reply #36 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 09:45 »

A) What does the star next to Boy George mean? "Wins the list"?

B) If Oscar Wilde was a "reformed" homosexual, that sets the bar pretty damn high for "unreformed" ones. Or do they mean his half-conscious death-bed conversion to Catholicism?

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #37 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 09:55 »

Most likely...although I doubt he made that pretty speech they're quoting whilst on that death bed.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #38 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 10:17 »

i thought that was serious at first, and it really pissed me off. i listen to some of those bands (30 Seconds to Mars, Sufjan Stevens, Bright Eyes, etc.), and there's nothing wrong with being gay. i have gay friends, and most of my girl friends are bisexual. but then i started reading the thread, and it became more obvious that it's probably just a joke. i hope it is anyways.

Tyler · « **Reply #39 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 11:10 »

gay is serious business.

Tyler · « **Reply #40 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 11:39 »

Leave Joey Mengs out of this.

Schmitt · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 14:15 »

He was my hero, don't mock him!

Patrick · « **Reply #42 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 15:28 »

Where's Coldplay. This thread needs more Coldplay.

(didn't RTFL)

Hat · « **Reply #43 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 16:32 »

In the websites defense, Queen are a pretty gay band.

jmrz · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 17:04 »

It makes me laugh how there are two entries for Elton John. One just says "Elton John" the other, further down the page has "Elton John (really gay)"

Chad K. · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 19:09 »

I liked that the Indigo Girls were on there twice. It's like he said "Whoa, they're really gay. Better put 'em down another time, you know, for the Lord."

I would think this was fake, but then I was convinced that the websites Fred Phelps keeps putting up were a joke until he started protesting at military funerals. I won't link them here, because I don't want to encourage the man with extra hits. If you're unfamiliar with Mr. Phelps, suffice it say that he has a fundamentalist baptist church, comprised chiefly of his own family members, that is soooo obsessed with hating gay people they can only be covering up for their own proclivities. Frightening.

Evil_Lathander · « **Reply #46 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 20:05 »

lol, Judas Priest is on the list

Wlel known fact that Rob Halford is gay himself.

And some other nice bands there, nice to see how religion once again is pressing the human mind into a non-thinking, vatican(not god) serving robot

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #47 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 23:20 »

They totally missed Gravy Train.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #48 on:** 25 Jan 2007, 23:23 »

and Gary Glitter.

SilentJ · « **Reply #49 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 03:19 »

Quote from: Hat on 25 Jan 2007, 16:32

In the websites defense, Queen are a pretty gay band.

Is that why they are so awesome? I figured it was the Freddie Mercury.

Er... wait...

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