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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
AnotherQCaddict:
Here is the worst possible line
"(insert partner's name), I am your father (mother for the womanfolk)... and your mother (father for the womanfolk) makes you look like a NUN! (monk for the womanfolk)"
interpolitia:
This is something I talk about with my friends a lot, and we all agree that "Arrgh! My brocolli's escaping!" is a classic.
sneakylemur:
During climax:
"Oh, Adolph!"
Andrea:
"Do you even know what you doing???" this was said after he nailing me in the thigh just a few inches above my knee cap. :roll:
LocalLawsPreventThisName:
"Eva Brawn was better" only works if you have perviously stated you believe in reincarnation/
Otherwise, "The girls at the mental institute were better" or "my eight year old sister is better then you, trust me, I checked."
Neither of these should be used under any circumstances. Period.
EDIT: Other possibilities:
"The Choir boys are better at St.Martha's are more experienced too."
"Eww what is that?"
"My last girlfriend had a tail you know."
"Oi, you are freaking ugly little bugger aren't you?" Don't expect to keep any portion of your body after this.
"Ye, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for you are with me, your rod and your staff they comfort me" is fairly high on the list.
"I think this would be a good time for us to talk about you joining the faith" is also highly unnerving.
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