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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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monalisablue:
How about

"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo cervix!"

I know a guy who's said that to friends of mine. The both immensely dislike him now.

Triskelivus:
Theres always "Nice cervical mucus!"

Cartilage Head:
 GIMME THAT HERPES BABY.

kallisti:

--- Quote from: camelpimp on 02 Feb 2007, 08:03 ---My personal favorite:

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

--- End quote ---

If by "worst" you mean best ever.

Warshrike:
"Yarr Pirates"
"Wow, I am really great at this"
"DONGZLOL"
"I have the POWA"
"Yaaaaay for Pornography"
"I had sex with your uncle(No matter what sex you are.)"
"OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!(Loud enough your neighbours can hear)"
"Finally"(Climax)
"Let Jesus F*ck You"
"(Say a celebrities name)"

The last two are special. before saying each one, you should stop having sex with her(Or, you could say it as you go). Then:
"(Say her mothers name), we have to talk. I love (Say her name) And don't think I can keep doing this..."
"(Say her best friends name), we have to talk. I love (Say her name) And don't think I can keep doing this..."

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