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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
carpetspaghetti:
i already posted this but im gonna warn as many women as i can in case it happens to you
worst ive heard anyone do was an aquaintance who performed 'the spiderman'
you chuck your man-fat into your hand then fling it and said womans face screaming "go web go"
truely traumatising.
SeanTheFilmGuy:
"oh yeah...this is awesome...oh baby...i love you, your so...<silence for a few seconds, cease what your doing.> ...uh...oops"
oops has to be the worse thing to say in any situation that involves life and death...it leaves a vast uncertainty, and he/she will start to freak out till you explain what oops...
amj:
"and that's how you were conceived honey!"
The extra letter:
"Wow, and you're not inflatable!"
ranaska:
For best (worse) effect, this should be said by a man, in a very sincere tone, into the girls ear. Preferably at the moment of orgasm for maximum creepiness:
"Oh, Frodo!"
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