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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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daclam:

--- Quote from: carpetspaghetti on 04 Feb 2007, 15:39 ---i already posted this but im gonna warn as many women as i can in case it happens to you

worst ive heard anyone do was an aquaintance who performed 'the spiderman'
you chuck your man-fat into your hand then fling it and said womans face screaming "go web go"
truely traumatising.

--- End quote ---

To go along with the superhero theme, I would think "up! up! and away!" would be pretty awful to hear, especially if he gets off that quickly.

I'd also add "Hulk Smash" to the list.

ThePQ4:
--On a similar note to the Superhero theme... Uh, "It's Clobberin' Time!" would be a little scary too... Along with something along the lines of, "Holy vagina, Batman!"

Ah, comic books...

hirai:
Just as the other gets into it, stop and say:
"Oh yeah, I should probably go switch the tape..."

Grimmy:

--- Quote from: daclam on 02 Feb 2007, 11:35 ---
--- Quote ---Posted by: Grimmy

Ooooh...you are SO much better at that than your little sister was. (insert brother if you are a female)
--- End quote ---

I kinda think it's better to say, "damn, your little sister was so much better."

--- End quote ---

I didnt have a little sister....just a little brother I liked to put in a dress once in a while

Grimmy
quoting a line overheard in a college lunchroom.

p.s.
Also overheard from college.

One of the guys in my frat was having sex with this girl. He stops mid way and says, you are only here for the sex, and not because you have any feelings for me. Get out.

Hysterical
I miss college...best thirteen years of my life

öde:
"Oh, Steven Seagal!"

Either you're thinking of Steven Seagal when having sex, or you're... no, you can't be having sex with him. Why would you do that?

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