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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Eris:
"Show me where your mother lives!"

Grimmy:

--- Quote from: Andrea on 02 Feb 2007, 19:00 ---"Do you even know what you doing???" this was said after he nailing me in the thigh just a few inches above my knee cap.  :roll:

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I SAID I was sorry....gosh...
But the fact that I was halfway across the room when I did it should give me SOME brownie points...

Grimmy
only remembers that moment from that night...

camelpimp:

--- Quote from: kallisti on 04 Feb 2007, 04:21 ---
--- Quote from: camelpimp on 02 Feb 2007, 08:03 ---My personal favorite:

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

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If by "worst" you mean best ever.

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I think it should go one step further and do color commentary all throughout sex.

"And he insists his dick, and it's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

Regardless of whether you are the inserter or insertee.

Thy Dungeonman:
I just thought of what events would have to take place in order for the commentator to yell "Interception!", and I burst out laughing.

ampersandwitch:
You know, I think doing a screamo scream might scare the shit out of anyone who has just penetrated you/ been penetrated by you.  It's like a battlecry, but scarier.

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