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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Liam:

* Just cry.
* "DON'T TOUCH ME"
* (true, disturbing story) "PUNCH ME IN THE RIBS!"
* "Bananarama!"
* Replace body parts with various food products, preferably vegetables. "Fuck me in the asparagus!"
* Not really a thing to say, but start hitting yourself, especially during climax
This is ridiculously fun.

ummmkay:
...For some reason I thought I was in the "Turn Lunchbox into a Dick" thread when I read that post. Confusing, to say the least.

Driftpeasant:
"What's that Lassie?  You want Timmie to go down the well?"

LeeZion:

--- Quote from: camelpimp on 08 Feb 2007, 14:17 ---
--- Quote from: kallisti on 04 Feb 2007, 04:21 ---
--- Quote from: camelpimp on 02 Feb 2007, 08:03 ---My personal favorite:

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

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If by "worst" you mean best ever.

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I think it should go one step further and do color commentary all throughout sex.

"And he insists his dick, and it's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

Regardless of whether you are the inserter or insertee.

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--- Quote from: Thy Dungeonman ---I just thought of what events would have to take place in order for the commentator to yell "Interception!", and I burst out laughing.
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How about "And he spikes it in the end zone!"

Observer:
"What the fuck? Your kid never did that!"

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