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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Kid Carnival:
oddly enough, we had this discussion at the mall in the food court today. we used happy birthday grandma, and you've ruined sex for me.
most people didn't get what we were talking about.
therefore, they fail.
MechZilla:
Word of advice. Never under ANY circumstances imitate Gollum whilst giving your significant other a good seeing to.
It goes right up there with the "8 Second" rule.
Andrea:
--- Quote from: MechZilla on 24 Mar 2007, 23:32 ---Word of advice. Never under ANY circumstances imitate Gollum whilst giving your significant other a good seeing to.
It goes right up there with the "8 Second" rule.
--- End quote ---
OMG!!!!! Two of my guy friends where doing kind of a porn dialog using the Gollum voice and certain lines from Lord of The Rings. Such lines where " Go away and never come back" as if to say Gollum was trying to masterbate or "Thats MY precious(sp?)" while proceeding to touch their boy parts. Funniest thing i ever listened to.
kennapea:
my ex pissed me off during one time, so in response i began to wonder aloud:
"i wonder if you mom has good sex. i mean, she's got a decent body. hell, I could picture her getting action, but she's so modest. what do you think?"
evidently, that's a mood-killer.
Andrea:
--- Quote from: kennapea on 26 Mar 2007, 02:10 ---my ex pissed me off during one time, so in response i began to wonder aloud:
"i wonder if you mom has good sex. i mean, she's got a decent body. hell, I could picture her getting action, but she's so modest. what do you think?"
evidently, that's a mood-killer.
--- End quote ---
ahhh yes bringin up moma is never really a good move when theres lovin to be had.
A horrible thing:
"Wow who knew live bodies felt so good?"
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