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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Andrea:
"WOW you couldnt have been more of a virgin if you tried"

pirate:

--- Quote from: Andrea on 23 Mar 2007, 05:07 ---"WOW you couldnt have been more of a virgin if you tried"

--- End quote ---
During sex dearie.  How about: "You're new at this, aren't you?"

PyreTroll:
"that was great, let's do it again."
"but I'm (not done yet/still going!)"

qtownstegy:
I AM THE MUFFIN MAN!!!




Or no sound at all, just the faint whisper of crickets chirping outside the window.

"Does this feel good?"
"Do you feel anything?"
"We've been going at this for an hour now and you haven't moaned or even made a sound."
"Am I doing it wrong?"
"Why does your body feel so cold?"

Andrea:

--- Quote from: pirate on 23 Mar 2007, 07:57 ---During sex dearie.  How about: "You're new at this, aren't you?"

--- End quote ---

I was under the impression that the thread kind of morphed into best/worst thing to say at any point in the sexing be it pre coital(sp?), during, or post coital(sp?). My bad  :oops:

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