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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Cartilage Head:
Stefan Autsa:
Here's a few:
"Shit, the camcorders almost out of tape."
"They were right; blood is the best lubricant."
"I just thought I'd let you know that I was dared to say something stupid during sex by some people on a message board, but I decided not to, because, as I told them, I love you and don't want to jeopardise this thing we have. I may love the sexoffenders.com forums, but I love you more. I thought you'd just want to know."
Mikagon:
Old but still funny,
"Is it finally over?"
sarielthrawn:
"I love you dad"
... and for the record, tears make the best lube.
dps:
"Let's get this over with. There's a football game on ESPN in 3 minutes, and I don't want to miss the kickoff."
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