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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Stefan Autsa:
"Have you seen my tazer anywhere?"
Thy Dungeonman:
"FREEBIRD!"
sarielthrawn:
From Bill Hicks:
"Mommy, why am I bleeding?"
From The Simpsons:
"It tastes like burning!"
AlecTrevylan006:
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And I'll always be a fan of shouting out the name of their family members and such... I'm the kind of guy who screams out "Oh Margaret!" and she stops and goes "wait... my mom?"
Blue balls are a small price to pay in the name of comedy
Alphapenguin:
These are more gender-specific than most, but they're worth it. Of course, they only really work towards the start of sex.
For a guy to say to a girl: "OH GOD, IT'S EATING ME!!!"
And the other way around: "OH GOD, IT'S A SNAKE!!!"
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