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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Indigno:
"Wow!  This new thing works GREAT!!!"

HPPH:

--- Quote from: Andrea on 06 Apr 2007, 18:41 ---"Im just a sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transilvania" gotta love Rocky Horror Picture show  :-D

--- End quote ---
Sorry but for quite a few of us, screaming that aloud is a turn on.

Shremedy:
1.  "What was your name again?"
2.  "Oh my God, he's got a gun!" (said while looking around behind partner)
3.  "The doctors said I was cured, but I fooled them...."
4.  "Sex, like murder, should never be performed before witnessess, right?" (based on a line from a Steven Brust book)

jesswah:
A few weeks ago, in my room at my parents' house I got:

"Imagine if your parents walked in now..."

Not exactly a turn on...

wMike:
From your wife/GF:

Right before entry "Stop, I don't have to do this". As she leaves the room "I need to call ( best friend's name) and tell him I got my period"

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