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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
flyingpenguin:
Just put your finger to your ear and yell something like, "WEAPONS FREE, TAKE HIM/HER DOWN"
any movie tagline: "In a world of 1's and 0's, are you a 0, or The One?"
The full Eagles fight song,
and of course, "Ahhh! Ninjas!"
one more: "DOC!"
tonyb640:
Right when you get done roll off and
'"say that'll do pig, that'll do"
works for both sexes but if the guy says it...on seconed thought never say this you will be killed in your sleep
Mikagon:
After sex:
"Fuck where'd the condom go?"
-A few moments later-
"Oh right, I didn't put one on."
kk974:
unless any of yall are texas aggies, or at least know of Texas A&M, you probably wont find it amusing, but i have gotten a kick out of yelling "GIG EM, AGS"
although that may just be my twisted humor... =P
teh pwn queen:
During climax or post-coital, just smile at your partner and say.... "Oh yeah, I rock" and just get up and leave.
Giving off the impression that you did everything.
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