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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
jsnipe:
five simple words:
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, mushroom MUSHROOM!
Badger,Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, etc etc.
bored with typing it, but I can't stop singing it!
snubnose:
QC #599 says one should just fart during sex... its a check if the partner really loves you, though. Not a worst thing to say, or, in this case, do.
ChaoticEvil:
Take a look and when you penetrate say, 'holy shit.. something died up here!.. I can feel it's ittybitty carcass.'
flyingpenguin:
Pull a guitar from out of nowhere and launch into "Purple Haze" and when your parter asks what you are doing begin screaming the lyrics.
Alphapenguin:
If your partner is a guy, when he takes his pants off, scream out "OH MY GOD IT'S A SNAKE!!!"
If your partner is a girl, in mid-sex, scream out "IT'S EATING ME ALIVE!!!"
Enjoy!
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