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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Kartoon Kween:
"I can has orgasm?  No?  How bout cheezburgers?"

Jeff7:
Kartoon Kween, this one's for you:





"I'M POOPIN"

Kartoon Kween:
Oh, Lawd!  You remembered my favorite lolcat!

Probably the worst thing you can do during sex is to take a well known song and replace the words with sexually explicit lyrics.

Example:

"Over there!  Over there!
Send the word, send the word, over there!
That my dick is cumming, my dick is cumming,
And I won't pull out till it's over over there!"

Not only will this get you kicked out of bed, it might earn you a restraining order.

ampersandwitch:
In the spirit of my new avvie -

Kartoon Kween:
Is that what you say when he tries to stick it up your pooper?

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