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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Grimmy:
"Dad was right, you ARE tighter than mom, but my sister still has you beat!"

"Wow Grandma, you feel so wet, did you pick the scabs and let the puss run?"

"Mind If I sneak one past the goalie?"

"this feels much better when my herpes is not flaring up"

"last time I did this, it made me burn when I pee"

Unrelated
Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off!

This may become the best thread on this board!

Grimmy
LOOK AT IT GO!!!

blanktom:
at climax - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

Grimmy:
at climax...

THIS IS....OVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

then roll over and say, "seriously. Get out. Im done with you now."

Amadeus:
"To Infinity And Beyond!"

ledhendrix:
Can you get that scab? It's leaking puss everywhere.

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