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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
minus:
Maybe your own running commentary during sex?
"Look at that, John.. The 50.. The 40.. The 30.. Oh, sweet jesus, look at him go..!!!"
Or in a more documentary like feel:
"Watch, now, as I, the male, slides his erect penis further into the females opening. Eventually, he will explode within her and each little sperm will wriggle its way around, frantically searching for the egg. [Insert verbose sperm count/behaviour/scientific facts/descriptions here]."
mummbly_joe:
"Billy was right, it does feel better with real people."
Fidel Fanst:
Maybe: "Billy was right, it does feel better with live people."?
mummbly_joe:
--- Quote from: Fidel Fanst on 10 Jan 2008, 02:52 ---Maybe: "Billy was right, it does feel better with live people."?
--- End quote ---
I considered that afterward. Also " dad was right, it does feel better with living people" sounds kinda disturbing as well. Especially if it was fallowed by "happy birthday grandma."
Fidel Fanst:
Jeez, I never even considered the combo with "Happy birthday, Grandma"... Mental images!
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