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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
idiolect:
--- Quote from: cptnspldng on 21 Feb 2008, 20:28 ---Feel my Gom Jabbar!
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Okay, that one did actually make me flinch. Ech.
mrjoegangles:
For lady hookers:
"Ten percent of your donation goes towards AIDs research."
RKDelpiero:
"Damn I hate these splinters"
Switchblade:
--- Quote from: Michael Nehora on 21 Feb 2008, 09:56 ---
--- Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 20 Feb 2008, 09:54 ---This naturally leads to:
"You might feel a little prick."
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And that gives a horrifying new dimension to Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb":
Okay...okay....okay...
It's just a little pin-prick
There'll be no more (AAAAAAA!)
But you may feel a little sick
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man, fuck that song, it's too long. I just fast-forward to the guitar solo nowadays.
lizardg33k:
"lets do the time warp!!"
"TIMMEH!"
start reciting the lord's prayer
"what did you just put in me??" (especially good for a guy)
"jeez, i think your mom has a bigger penis than you!"
"don't freak out if the baby kicks!"
(before sex) "you know, 3 hour ago, i was a virgin"
-lizardg33k
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