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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
RKDelpiero:
"I want us to have dinner with our parents"
Doug S. Machina:
"For years, I've been searching for someone with a birthmark like that. Are...are you my sister?"
RKDelpiero:
--- Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 22 Feb 2008, 04:12 ---"For years, I've been searching for someone with a birthmark like that. Are...are you my sister?"
--- End quote ---
You mean....you didn't know I was your sister?
Doug S. Machina:
:laugh: Trump card!
lonewolfsis04:
"are you done yet? -rolls eyes-"
"Well that was...um...well that was...uh...you know what...that just sucked."
"Hurry up and get dressed. The pastor should be here any minute."
"That goes WHERE?"
"...And that's where babies come from [while pointing to the womens genitalia]"
Yourself: "Thank you for helping me come to conclusions."
Member of the opposite sex: "Conclusions?"
Yourself: "That I'm gay...I mean really...that was the most repulsive thing that I have ever experienced."
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom etc."
"I loved you piggy, I love you"
and of course:
BARBRA STREISAND!
And really, don't let the blankets get on your nerve and yell "GRAWR!" like a dinosaur...unless you really want to...you have been warned.
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