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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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jordinyc:
"mmm ... oh yeah .. oooh ... .. .    wait, hang on a sec ... oh goddamnit not again! Listen, do you have any needlenose pliers?"

Michael Nehora:
If you're a man, start talking in a Betty Boop-type voice.  For extra credit, sing "I Wanna Be Loved by You" in synch with the boinking.

"Blessed is the Lord who teaches my hands for the war, and my fingers to fight."

"Now, how to explain this...you see, when a Papa Bird and a Mama Bird love each other very much..."  Then bring out the finger puppets.

frullic:
here are my suggestions:

"The sleeper must awaken!"
"SPRING BREAK!"
start screaming "OPRAH!"
any reference to Family Guy
"I can has hamburger"
any refferences to furries
"SUPER SAYAN!"

and my favourite:
"badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom..."

idiolect:

--- Quote from: frullic on 25 Feb 2008, 20:28 ---and my favourite:
"badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom..."

--- End quote ---


Alternatively: "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!  Peanut butter jelly time!"


peanutbutterjelly peanutbutterjelly peanutbutterjelly with a baseball bat

frullic:
That was already said. May I add "Damn you Sauron!"

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