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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Muskrat121:
Or any lord of the rings reference. Particularly if he/she has a piercing down there.
"The one ring"
Border Reiver:
And with the exercise innuendo from today:
"Come on and work those abs, that's it! Three more, two more, one more and ..... hold it!" (must be said in some chipper exercise instructor sort of voice)
Doug S. Machina:
Reminds me of the tune a couple of years ago made from a Jane Fonda video, which would surely be a bad thing to quote (or to have playing)
"Two, three, two, three, four and back...chances are, you've worked up a good sweat by now!"
On the LOTR tip, how about "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
muffy:
--- Quote from: Grimmy on 09 Jan 2008, 08:53 ---
--- Quote from: TwinkyToes on 16 Dec 2007, 13:12 ---not really a worst thing/best thing but one time i was dared to answer my phone while we were doing it...i'm sure the conversation was a little strange
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I always hope a telemarketer will call during a sex session...
Telemarketer: are you eating right now?
Me: not yet, but when its my turn, she will let me know.
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I used to do telesales. Part of our 'training' included listening to a call whereby a couple in the act were called and didn't hang up the phone...the best part was, they listened to the spiel about insurance first, and then the sort of gasping sounds interrupted the poor telesales guy...
But, on topic:
This one for guys: "This is just like the last time I went bowling!"
and...
"So, have you tried watersports before?"
"I think you broke it"
"So, I spoke to my ex today..."
"Good effort."
"Shabba!" (Not that funny, but I knew someone who thought themselves hilarious for that one)
(In the voice of a young kid) "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Start singing Sic Transit Gloria
"So, if you're free tomorrow, shall we take a trip to the VD clinic?"
...
Jeff7:
--- Quote from: Muskrat121 on 26 Feb 2008, 12:59 ---Or any lord of the rings reference. Particularly if he/she has a piercing down there.
"The one ring"
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Lord of the Cock Rings
It adds new context to this line:
"And he cut the ring from Sauron."
Then the guy picks up the ring, and as he holds it in his hand, it shrinks considerably.
"Aw come ON, that's just rude!"
--- Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 26 Feb 2008, 14:22 ---On the LOTR tip, how about "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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That's the slogan for Gandalf's Condoms.
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