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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
catbhn21:
--- Quote from: PyreTroll on 22 Mar 2007, 19:40 ---"Damnit, this isn't working, it's too loose."
interpret that as you will, I imagine a guy saying it.
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Alternatively, "Damnit, this isn't working. You're not hard enough."
That could be a legitimate thing to say, as awful as it is...
I don't really think it's the worst though. Anything that forces you to think about family makes me cringe.
idiolect:
--- Quote from: muffy on 26 Feb 2008, 16:47 ---
--- Quote from: Grimmy on 09 Jan 2008, 08:53 ---
--- Quote from: TwinkyToes on 16 Dec 2007, 13:12 ---not really a worst thing/best thing but one time i was dared to answer my phone while we were doing it...i'm sure the conversation was a little strange
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I always hope a telemarketer will call during a sex session...
Telemarketer: are you eating right now?
Me: not yet, but when its my turn, she will let me know.
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I used to do telesales. Part of our 'training' included listening to a call whereby a couple in the act were called and didn't hang up the phone...the best part was, they listened to the spiel about insurance first, and then the sort of gasping sounds interrupted the poor telesales guy...
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I used to do telesales a few years ago too, but we definitely never had any training like that! Maybe you worked for a more "corporate" (read: organized) place than me? Mine was selling season tickets to the theater, and later, raising money for nonprofits. Although I dealt with a lot of really weird stuff in the couple of years that I had those jobs, I'm actually pretty sure I never called anyone while they were, uh, "busy," or at least I never knew it.
Carpens:
Pre (guy to girl): "I brought a condom, so it's okay that you, y'know, get around."
During (either): "Look, I don't want to freak you out, but... nevermind."
During (either, to the person who chats/texts way too much): "O M G! B R B, K?", then leave.
Post (either): "Okay then. Do you have any lotion?"
RKDelpiero:
"I want you to sign a prenup"
"Don't suppose you know what cures herpes do you?"
"Backdoor Sluts Nine!"
"In the hole!" (Like they yell out at Golf tournaments)
"You're like a waterbed"
"I'll have what she's having"
frullic:
Best Idea evar!
Sing flight of the Valkyries! (especially when about to go...)
Alternatively, do any reference to Goatse, 2 girls 1 cup, or teletubies.
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