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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Amaroq:
I don't think there is a good response to that, Surgoshan.
For during sex, there's always..
"Uh, I don't think this is working for me. Wanna go {X} instead?"
... for maximal effect, {X} should either be something excessively boring, or excessively disturbing:
" ... Wanna go check out that Bodies exhibit instead?"
" ... Wanna play some Trivial Pursuit instead?"
Surgoshan:
Ah! AHH! KIDNEY STONE!
I don't think the biology quite works, there, but damn if that wouldn't kill the mood.
Hadrian Emrys:
"Pull my finger."
Michael Nehora:
--- Quote from: The Viz on 05 Mar 2008, 07:08 ---Girl: "Oooh yeah...oh yeah...OH YEAH, oh...oh yeah, OH OH YEAH!"
Guy: "Shut the hell up!"
--- End quote ---
I love it. Especially because it's generally someone in the next apartment who says that (often together with thumping on the wall).
Surgoshan:
heh
xkcd
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