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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Michael Nehora:
The best line in that strip is "Not really." Despite the character having no face, you can picture the bitterness.
Hadrian Emrys:
"A little to the left."
Surgoshan:
No one ever says that.
Not even people whose lovers are tilted to the right.
Hadrian Emrys:
Bullhockey! I'VE said it, and it was great. Humor is just another way to enjoy the experience.
"Momma needs her happy juice." Cried out by the female just prior to male climax. The setup: before getting intimate, I had told her that I had read something about refuids released by males supposedly working in such a manner as to encourage the production of endorphines in females. When she dropped that bomb on me, I laughed myself impotent. It was fun, and quite endearing.
Muskrat121:
Start crying after you make her orgasim. Then tell her you want to talk about feelings.
...Sadly I know a girl who had this happened to...
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