Fun Stuff > CHATTER
Best/Worst things to say during sex?
rancidhooligan:
"Madam, your gritty, unclean rusty sherrif's badge is one of the most repellent orifices I have ever had the displeasure of sinking my gnarled, disease-infested man pole testicles-deep into. The vile stench nearly had me regurgitating my midday meal all over your backside. I have no desire to see you again. Good day to you."
frullic:
:-o YOU WIN!
Hadrian Emrys:
--- Quote from: rancidhooligan on 06 Mar 2008, 14:26 ---"Madam, your gritty, unclean rusty sherrif's badge is one of the most repellent orifices I have ever had the displeasure of sinking my gnarled, disease-infested man pole testicles-deep into. The vile stench nearly had me regurgitating my midday meal all over your backside. I have no desire to see you again. Good day to you."
--- End quote ---
"I love it when you talk salty old sailor to me."
foofighterq:
only works if ur the other person plays The Game:
I Just Lost
my ex would react with punches n kicks whenever i made her lose The Game, and saying that in the middle of sex was the most cruel thing i had ever done to my own balls
idiolect:
--- Quote from: Muskrat121 on 06 Mar 2008, 11:18 ---Start crying after you make her orgasim. Then tell her you want to talk about feelings.
...Sadly I know a girl who had this happened to...
--- End quote ---
Really? So do I, and the story is kind of notorious, particularly the "talk about feelings" part.
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version