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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Hadrian Emrys:
*shrug*
Talking about feelings isn't the horrifying thing most guys make it out to be.

"Pew Pew!" At climax.

Border Reiver:
Yes, it is

idiolect:

--- Quote from: Hadrian Emrys on 08 Mar 2008, 12:16 ---*shrug*
Talking about feelings isn't the horrifying thing most guys make it out to be.

--- End quote ---


You're right, it really isn't.  But it really can be when a guy actually says "Can we talk about feelings?" after sex.  I mean, come on, that is so awkwardly emo that even the most awkwardly emo bright-eyes-listening, postsecret-reading, livejournal-posting teenage scenster wannabe will feel embarrased to be there (or so I've heard).

Amadeus:
Grimace before you orgasm and say "KamehameHA!"

Or, alternatively, on climax, "COWABUNGA!"

Surgoshan:
Quote the entire trench-fight from the end of Star Wars.  Then you can call your junk, at various times, "Luke", "my lightsaber" (for guys), or "Sarlacc" (for girls).

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