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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Blackcat Moebius:
--- Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 10 Mar 2008, 04:30 ---"Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
--- End quote ---
There's always the usual winner in the 10 Dirtiest Lines in Star Wars lists:
'Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'
Hadrian Emrys:
Idio: Oh nerts. Now I feel silly. However, now I have to add that to my list of
Ashi: :wink: I don't ever get tired of reading that. As an aside, I'm planning on getting one of those masks when I get back home. Got brainwashed into loving the phantom when by me mum playing the original soundtrack for me as a babe.
Jeff and Doug: :lol: Awesome.
Moebius: That's terrible. :laugh:
"Next." -said post climax while gesturing for another to enter the room.
Michael Nehora:
"This reminds me of that Questionable Content strip where..."
"This was a lot more fun on Second Life."
"So, my place next time? Unless my mom has to come downstairs and do laundry."
[In high-pitched voice]: "Tee hee! Elmo loves having sex."
MissEmily:
The Expecto Patronum tattoo one gave me this idea. Stare at him, and shout:
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
Although that's only funny (maybe not even if) if you know the reference.
(I'm new here. Don't hate.)
Amadeus:
*getting into the bed*
"NEW CHALLENGER!"
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