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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Border Reiver:
--- Quote from: MissEmily on 11 Mar 2008, 19:52 ---The Expecto Patronum tattoo one gave me this idea. Stare at him, and shout:
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
Although that's only funny (maybe not even if) if you know the reference.
(I'm new here. Don't hate.)
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Be funnier in the aftermath or if you want Round 2
vegeto18:
I put on my wizard hat and robe. I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!
Surgoshan:
Gives a slightly new meaning to "I attack the darkness!"
Michael Nehora:
"As great as you are in bed, baby--L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics can make you even better!"
"Well, hell, (missy/mister), you ain't no goat after all." (On a related note, putting "Dueling Banjos" on to set the mood isn't a good idea either. Whipping out an actual banjo is even worse.)
"This show sucks. Change the channel." (When the TV isn't even on.)
"She bangs, she bangs..."
WriterofAllWrongs:
--- Quote from: GrandeCappuccino on 02 Feb 2007, 09:41 ---Realistically, saying "We need to talk" might be up high on the list.
Other than that, any line from Star Wars. For example, "Negative. Didn't go in!"
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"YOUR EGG CAN'T DEFLECT SPERM OF THIS MAGNITUDE."
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