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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Jeff7:
--- Quote from: Blackcat Moebius on 10 Mar 2008, 15:39 ---
--- Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 10 Mar 2008, 04:30 ---"Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
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There's always the usual winner in the 10 Dirtiest Lines in Star Wars lists:
'Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'
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I think it was actually, "Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"
But the sentiment remains. However, "Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"
--- Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 13 Mar 2008, 21:33 ---"YOUR EGG CAN'T DEFLECT SPERM OF THIS MAGNITUDE."
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Wedge, at the surface of the Death Star v2.0: "I'm going in!"
Muskrat121:
--- Quote from: Michael Nehora on 11 Mar 2008, 01:05 ---"This reminds me of that Questionable Content strip where..."
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It occours to me that any reference to QC durring sex would make it only better...
Michael Nehora:
If your partner is a QC fan like you or I, yes. Not so much if your partner doesn't care for it or, worse, is a member of certain Something Awful forums which have an irrational obsession with hating QC, and for stupid reasons too. ("Durrr durrr Marten is totally a stand-in for Jeph Jacques, it's all indie-nerd wish fulfillment, durr his artwork sucks, Achewood's art is much better durr.") But then, as you've probably already gathered, I can't imagine wanting to have sex with a Something Awful member.
frullic:
better than having sex with a 2 girls 1 cup fanclub member...
Electrified Sprinkles:
What about...
"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"
Oh my...
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