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bgugi:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

i still don't know what that's from...

Doug S. Machina:

--- Quote from: Electrified Sprinkles on 16 Mar 2008, 18:13 ---What about...

"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"

Oh my...
--- End quote ---

"[their name]...This Is Your Life!"

(Bit Anglocentric, but trust me, the scene would be hilarious.)

Edit: Oh, hang on, "It originally aired in the United States from 1952 to 1961." Well, no-one here will remember that.

Surgoshan:
By the way, you just lost The Game.

SirJuggles:
While you're having foreplay, just hum the Jeopardy theme song.

Then, for the rest of the night, address your partner (male or female) only as Alex, and speak only in the form of a question.

Michael Nehora:
Ah, game shows!

- Look at your partner's private bits and ask,  "Is that your final answer?"  Then use one of your lifelines and call a friend...with benefits.

- "Whoa...I'd rather have what's behind the curtain."  (For extra burn on your partner, add "...even if it's a donkey or an old couch.")

- "Gonnnnnnnnnng!"  (Then get out of bed and do the Gene Gene the Dancing Machine dance.)

- (For men:)  "Yeah!  I beat the clock! ...What?"

- "Bachelor(-ette) Number One, if I were an ice cream cone how would you--wait, there is only one of you?  Damn it!"

- "You may be smarter than a fifth grader, but in terms of bedroom performance, welll..."

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