Fun Stuff > CHATTER
Best/Worst things to say during sex?
failingwithstyle:
--- Quote from: Surgoshan on 25 Mar 2008, 19:27 ---Surprise! Buttsex
--- End quote ---
"With you, it's never a surprise."
Also, I think Hanners would win this thread now.
Jeff7:
"Eeeeexcellent," in your best Montgomery Burns voice.
or
"Excellent. Perfect! Gauntlet," in your best Quake III Arena announcer voice.
Muskrat121:
So I didn't think about this 'til today's thread. Several years ago my "girlfriend" (I use the term loosely) at the time uttered these fantastic words post coital:
"I think I've sustained plastic deformation!"
As it was about 4 in the morning (and also being an engineering geek), it remains to this day one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
Gundark:
I sure wouldn't mind hearing Hanners praise me for having "triggered a lot of dopamine receptors." I know that's not one of the worst things to hear during sex... quite the opposite, in fact.
Chad K.:
Two actual baddies-
Once, when I was leaving my friend's house I asked his girlfriend to call him by my name during sex. He saw me the next day and was all pissed off; I asked him if he finished anyway and he just got a sheepish look and said "Yes."
Also, when I was in college, we had a girl who used to come to the floor I lived on with the intention of having sex with absolutely anybody on the floor, which disgusted most of us. After several unsuccessful attempts with several guys on the floor, one night she managed to land a friend of mine. And then it began - over and over again through the thin dorm room walls she actually kept saying in drawn out syllables with a high-pitched, nasally voice, "Harrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrr! Deeeeeeeeperrrrrrrr! Harrrrrrrderrrrr! Deeeeperrrr!," until ultimately culminating in, honest to God, "Oh... well ... YOU'RE THE KING! YOU'RE THE KING!" Her sincerity was a little disconcerting. I mean, who says that?
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version