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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Doug S. Machina:
--- Quote from: Muskrat121 on 28 Mar 2008, 07:42 ---"I think I've sustained plastic deformation!"
--- End quote ---
Clearly you were some way past "the necking phase" then.
Electrified Sprinkles:
:-D So the other day I was having a chat with one of my friends... his name is Andrew.
We both were insanely bored and part of our conversation went like this:
(And yes, "how ofter do you masturbate?" or "whats the stupidest thing you've done with underwear?" are common default questions for me.
me: So, how often do you masturbate?
Andrew: Well... it depends on my mood, but one to two times a day, usually.
Andrew: Penis - zero, Andrew 3124 experience points!!
me: LEVEL UP!
...
Which brings me to the next worst/best...
You just start singing Missy Elliott's "Work it"
"Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my bang down, flip it and reverse it
It's your fremme neppa venette
It's your fremme neppa venette
If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
It's your fremme neppa venette
It's your fremme neppa venette"
frullic:
tried playing penis? Go in a public place like a silent library with a friend and sit at opposite ends of the room. Then start saying "Penis" louder and louder, at turns. The looser(s) chicken out. The winner is beaten by security...
Mr Mag:
A couple from the Command & Conquer games.
'Kane Lives'
'Can not deploy here'
I'll have to think of some more.
Thaes:
"My manhood is now operational! All will bow before the might of my masculinity!"
I reckon that would be a rather bad thing to say just before the intercourse, unless the lady was a huge Sac-fan, in which case it could prove to be a major turn-on.
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