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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Jeff7:
I have just applied a piece of tape to my penis. When removed, it will deliver to you the most efficient above-room-temperature lovin' in existence! I give you: Penisene! Here, try one.
MrSteevo:
*At the End*
"April Fools!"
(About what? You decide)
frullic:
--- Quote from: Mr Mag on 01 Apr 2008, 00:07 ---A couple from the Command & Conquer games.
'Kane Lives'
'Can not deploy here'
I'll have to think of some more.
--- End quote ---
"PEACE THROUGH POWER"
"ONE VISION, ONE PURPOSE!"
"IN THE NAME OF KANE!"
Gall_4185:
"Oooohhhhhhh Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!" (in a Macho Man Randy Savage voice)
Start singing Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" or "Let's get it on"
And from personal experience "Did I just crack your ribs?" Something my ex said to me after i fell off the bed and was doubled over gasping for breath...
Romulus:
You get down really close, and whisper "bob doll" in a bestial/primal way.
And if she says what, you say it again.
The confusion erupting from this situation would be like dividing sex by zero.
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